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on *:text:!hungry:#:{
  /set %food $rand(1,6)
  if (%food == 1) .describe $chan feeds $nick a banana!
  elseif (%food == 2) .describe $chan feeds $nick an overgrown grapefruit!
  elseif (%food == 3) .describe $chan feeds $nick a rotten tomato!
  elseif (%food == 4) .describe $chan feeds $nick a giant steak!
  elseif (%food == 5) .describe $chan feeds $nick an apple pie!
  elseif (%food == 6) .describe $chan feeds $nick a cookie!
}