Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal.. answer me this vexating ponderable: Is the cake a lie?
iPal: My sources say no.
McKain: Good to know
Akins: !8ball Am i listening to Citizen Erased by Muse?
iPal: It is certain.
tkkttony: Ooh. So the cake isn't a lie.
Joe_Shmoe: I knew it.. As long as Mckain is around the cake is NEVER a lie
Akins: yay
Joe_Shmoe: =)
tkkttony: It's still out there then.
DracoMage: !8ball Are you in league with GLADoS?
iPal: Go for it!
DracoMage: =|
DracoMage: That's not an answer...
tkkttony: It's in Area 51.
tkkttony: :P
McKain: !8ball Am I listening to I Kissed a Girl by Kate Perry?
iPal: Definitely not.
McKain: WIN.
Akins: hey McK, are you British, American, what?
Joe_Shmoe: Lol
Akins: just curious
McKain: American
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Is Mckain cheating on me?
iPal: Outlook so so.
Akins: k
Joe_Shmoe: =/
DracoMage: !mail get
linkan: !8ball is tk gona die soon
iPal: My sources say no.
tkkttony: Sweet.
McKain: Sorry, Joe ;~;
Joe_Shmoe: BASTARD
Joe_Shmoe: WERE THROUGH
Joe_Shmoe: Again
DracoMage: I don't suppose "get" is a valid user name, is it? >.>
Akins: !8ball Is Muse the band awesome?
iPal: Are you kidding?
Akins: nope!
McKain: No, Draco
McKain: too short
Akins: iPal has a terrible taste in music...
DracoMage: Mmm.
Joe_Shmoe: -throws engagement ring down the sink-
tkkttony: !8ball Do you think Jonas brothers suck?
iPal: Definitely not.
tkkttony: Grr.
Akins: rofl!
McKain: Oh dear
Joe_Shmoe: You know Tony
McKain: I see a riot coming on
Joe_Shmoe: 2 out of 3 of the Jonas brothers are cute
linkan: 8ball has problems in the music area
Joe_Shmoe: o_o
tkkttony: Eh. I don't like them.
McKain: Either that or you have problems in the music area
McKain: !8ball Do you like Owl City
iPal: Probably.
Joe_Shmoe: And not only that but Im sure 2 of them are still Jailbait..
McKain: See?
Akins: the Jonas Brothers are terribly overrated
McKain: Your taste ni music is just terrible
Joe_Shmoe: We'll finish this ocnversation in a couple of years
Joe_Shmoe: o_o
McKain: XD Joe
Joe_Shmoe: I don't like their music
Joe_Shmoe: Barring this one catchy tune
DracoMage: brb
linkan: i dont like the jonas brothers music at all
Akins: !8ball Do you like Britiney Spears' music?
iPal: Looking good!
Akins: hahaha!
McKain: Oh dear
Akins: xD
Joe_Shmoe: Oh my gosh
McKain: iPal, what's wrong with you?
Joe_Shmoe: <3 BS
Joe_Shmoe: o.0
McKain: O.o
McKain: Fo rizzle?
tkkttony: o.O
linkan: !8ball do u like likin park
iPal: Yes - definitely.
Akins: !8ball Is Coldplay awesome?
iPal: You may rely on it.
linkan: there we go
Joe_Shmoe: I think that's one of the few gay sterotypes I conform too.. my love of Brittney Spears music
McKain: !8ball How about Kate Perry? Do you like Kate Perry?
iPal: Outlook so so.
tkkttony: Now I like iPal. :P
marti000: !8ball is coldplay evil?
iPal: Probably.
linkan: lol
tkkttony: !8ball Do you think DJ Tiesto is the best DJ in the world?
McKain: Awesomely Evil
iPal: Looking good!
Akins: **** iPal >:(
tkkttony: :P
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Do you think Bullet for my Valentine is a good band iPal?
iPal: Most likely.
McKain: This is too entertaining
Joe_Shmoe: Wheee
Akins: yea =P
linkan: !8ball how bout disturbed ,do u like them
iPal: My sources say no.
linkan: oh hell no
Joe_Shmoe: <3 Disturbed!
Akins: !8ball Is Explosions in the Sky good?
iPal: My sources say no.
McKain: You really DO have poor taste in music
Akins: omg you suck! hahaha
McKain: iPal watches the news
McKain: He knows about the Challenger accident
tkkttony: !8ball Are you interested on kept on answering questions?
iPal: Better not tell you now.
Akins: disturbed is terrible...
tkkttony: ...
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal do you like "Kelly" music?
iPal: Looking good!
Joe_Shmoe: A HA I FIGURED IT OUT!
Joe_Shmoe: iPal is gay!
linkan: disturbed is awsome
McKain: XDD
marti000: !8ball are you gay?
iPal: Definitely not.
marti000: LMAO
McKain: He's in denial
Akins: !8ball Do you like the movie, "Milk"?
Joe_Shmoe: THE CAKE IS A LIE
iPal: Yes - definitely.
Joe_Shmoe: PANDEMONIUM
Akins: yep, he's gay
McKain: Ew!
marti000: !8ball do you like brokeback mountain?
iPal: Without a doubt.
Joe_Shmoe: -puts ona helmet and takes cover for the apocalypse-
McKain: Oh my gosh.,
McKain: XDD
DracoMage: e.e;
Joe_Shmoe: Now I know who Mckain is cheating on me with!
Joe_Shmoe: IPAL IS REALLY MCKAINS GAY SEX ROBOT
McKain: You figured it out
Akins: !8ball Do you like Michael Jackson?
iPal: I have my doubts.
DracoMage: Ohay, I've been gone for 3 minutes.
McKain: I made a robot sex slave
linkan: !8ball do u think were anoying
tkkttony: o.O
iPal: Are you kidding?
Akins: dang it >.<
McKain: who acts as a chatbot when we're not having fun
Akins: heh :p
McKain: Isn't it handy, Draco?
Joe_Shmoe: I didnt get very far in my book
tkkttony: I was a little. Before I got promoted.
Joe_Shmoe: Im only on page 9
Joe_Shmoe: o.o
DracoMage: Yes.
Akins: !8ball Do you watch porn?
iPal: It is certain.
tkkttony: lol.
linkan: lol
Akins: not gay... gay... what the heck?
DracoMage: !8ball iPal, does McKain satisfy you? Sexually?
iPal: Ask again later.
DracoMage: =|
McKain: XD
Akins: ask again!
linkan: lol
DracoMage: !8ball Is it later yet?
iPal: Yes, in due time.
DracoMage: Wait what.
McKain: XD
marti000: LMAO
DracoMage: XD
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal are you the top in your relationship with McKain?
iPal: Definitely not.
DracoMage: Ohshi-
linkan: !8ball ipal, are you female
iPal: Yes.
McKain: How embarassing
tkkttony: Guessed wrong.
Akins: !8ball Does McKain satisfy you? Sexually?
iPal: My reply is no.
Akins: well...
Joe_Shmoe: LOL
DracoMage: OHSHI
Joe_Shmoe: Yeah he didn't do much for me either
Joe_Shmoe: o_o
DracoMage: Lol.
Akins: !8ball Does Michael Jackson satisfy you? Sexually?
iPal: My sources say no.
linkan: ipal is a girl
McKain: TT_____TT
Akins: dang it!
tkkttony: lol.
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Ipal are your a hermaphrodite?
iPal: My sources say no.
Akins: !8ball Are you a girl?
iPal: Yes.
Akins: hahahaha
McKain: Wow.
DracoMage: Hmm.
linkan: lol
DracoMage: Consistant answer.
McKain: I've been wrong all this time?
linkan: lol
Akins: lol McK
McKain: No, Draco
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball iPal are you a SHEmale?
iPal: Don't bet on it.
Joe_Shmoe: o_o
tkkttony: SHE... I thought she was a MALE.
McKain: I'm serious, it's entirely random
McKain: And awesome
Akins: well "she" might still be gay
DracoMage: Lol.
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball a tranny?
iPal: Are you kidding?
DracoMage: !8ball Is that a yes or a no?
iPal: Looks good to me!
McKain: I can't type these answer this fast
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball a chick with a ..penis?
iPal: Better not tell you now.
Akins: !8ball Does Britiney Spears satisfy you? Sexually?
iPal: Yes - definitely.
McKain: XDD
Akins: hahahahaha!
linkan: lol
tkkttony: lol.
DracoMage: Lol.
linkan: lesbain
Akins: yeah
Akins: amazing
DracoMage: iPal is a lesbianbot.
Akins: McK, you made a lesbian
McKain: Well, Joe, lesbians are technically gay too
linkan: !8ball so ur lesbian??
iPal: Are you kidding?
Joe_Shmoe: Wait if iPal is a girl and shes gay and McKain lvoer.. and shes a lesbian and mcKain is really a woman and my ex lover?
Joe_Shmoe: ..
McKain: so you were right
Joe_Shmoe: I THINK THIS MEANS IM STRAIGHT
Joe_Shmoe: o.o
tkkttony: Wow.
McKain: XDD
DracoMage: !8ball iPal, are you a lesbianbot?
iPal: Most likely.
Joe_Shmoe: I have to reevaluate my entire life
DracoMage: =|
McKain: XDDD
DracoMage: See?
linkan: lol
Akins: !8ball Is Purple Alex gay?
iPal: Yes - definitely.
McKain: Either that, Joe, or my bot isn't following her programming
tkkttony: lol
Joe_Shmoe: I'm so confused
Akins: ok she's got her brain straight
Joe_Shmoe: D;
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball is Alex cuter than me?
iPal: Reply hazy, try again.
Joe_Shmoe: o_o
tkkttony: xD
DracoMage: I think that means she needs a few more beers.
Akins: !8ball >.<
iPal: Outlook so so.
Joe_Shmoe: D;
linkan: !8ball will i get laid within the next week
iPal: As I see it, yes.
linkan: yes
linkan: sweet
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Will the person Linkan get laid by be his mom?
iPal: Without a doubt.
Joe_Shmoe: X3
McKain: XD
DracoMage: !8ball iPal, will you be my trophy wife?
iPal: As I see it, yes.
DracoMage: =D
Akins: !8ball Are you a drunk lesbian satisfied by Britiney Spears who like the movie "Milk
iPal: Ask again later.
linkan: thats nasty
DracoMage: iPal said yes!
DracoMage: =D
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball Am I really straight?
iPal: Outlook so so.
Joe_Shmoe: D;
McKain: Maybe you're Bi
Joe_Shmoe: Hmm
Joe_Shmoe: !8ball am I bisexual?
iPal: Ask again later.
linkan: !8balll how bout by my gf
Joe_Shmoe: >.<;
linkan: !8ball how obut by my gf
iPal: Without a doubt.
McKain: obut?
linkan: i meant bout
Akins: !8ball Are you a drunk lesbian who hates Muse and likes the movie Milk and is having an affair with Britiney Spears?
iPal: Outlook good.
Joe_Shmoe: iPal has made the cake a lie.. we must destroy it!
linkan: my bad
McKain: Do I need to limit your use of my precious bot?
Akins: ^.&
Akins: ^.^
Akins: *
Joe_Shmoe: He called it his "precious.."
DracoMage: But she's my trophy wife! She said yes when I asked!
McKain: Mai... Preeeeecious~
Akins: !8ball Do you like the Lord of the Rings trilogy?
iPal: Outlook so so.
Joe_Shmoe: All these long months and he's been cheating on me with a bunch of coding D;
linkan: lol
linkan: im sorry joe
McKain: coding that doesn't even like me
DracoMage: Lol.
linkan: lol
Joe_Shmoe: I'm officially traqnsferring to Lunatic Pandora
Joe_Shmoe: Good Day
Akins: holaa
Akins: =P
linkan: peace
Joe_Shmoe: I SAID GOOD DAY
Akins: bonjour
Akins: "koneecheewha"
Joe_Shmoe: Moshi Moshi?
Joe_Shmoe: o.o
Akins: i have no idea how to spell that
McKain: Nooooo
McKain: Stay, Joe!
Joe_Shmoe: No
Joe_Shmoe: We're through
Akins: Gerkinshnoff!
McKain: ;~;
tkkttony: Sorry.
DracoMage: !8ball Is Joe really going to leave?
iPal: Outlook so so.
DracoMage: =|
linkan: u guys need to talk out ur problems
Joe_Shmoe: You can keep the chat and the bot. But Im taking the naked midgets and the martini maker!
McKain: !8ball will Joe ever love me again
iPal: Very doubtful.
linkan: i suggets a counsler
Akins: geez... tmi
DracoMage: Lol.
McKain: ~bawl~
linkan: lol
McKain: We had naked midgets?
McKain: Since when?
tkkttony: o.O
DracoMage: !8ball Have you been hiding naked midgets from McKain?
iPal: Concentrate and ask again.
Akins: !8ball Do I live in Texas?
iPal: Better not tell you now.
DracoMage: I'd rather not concentrate. e.e;