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#1395785 ·published 2009-04-18 16:02 UTC
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Loading now.Oh God, this looks stupid. ;_;AH WAHT'S HAPPENING WHY ARE THINGS OPENING WHAT AM I DOING OH GREAT I DIED TAKE TWOOkay, so the gausses at the start lag so much they never fire. Now I gotta outwit the floorguard. Ah, yes! Eat air, floorguard!Wait, what? Why does that switch open and close so much? Great, I thought I wanted the floorguard on the right. What? That laser-guass and rocket too? Why?!Oh, good, thae trapdoor let me evade the floorguard. Oh, and there's a pointless one up here. Well alright then!Oh, come on. Why do I have to unlock the guass to get out? AGH NO DAMMIT GAH IT KILLED ME D:<<<<<*sigh*Okay, almost back.Here we go. Now, let's try that again, with less death.Aha! Ahahaha! Yeah, I'm too ninja for you! Okay, moving on . . .Oh, that guass surely poses no threat in such a relatively open area.. . . even if it's actually two piled on top of one another.Oh, why is there a squeeze? WHY IS THERE A SQUEEZE? Meh. Not too hard.Right. PREPARE TO NOT HIT ME ROCKET AND LASER.Hah! See, I told you!Oh, that's mean. You're mean! Now I've gotta go back. Again.Ah, phew. Dead on in the hole. That was close.Easy guass, more doors. Yawn. Quite the mission, this.Aw, /through/ a guass? D:<Okay, I got through and . . . I've got to go back? WHY ARGAh, through. AGAIN. I'm noticing a pattern here.Wow, that's the simplest floorguard puzzle I've ever seen. And yet I fear it.Why does this scare me so? I've just gotta get in right.Okay, there we go. Phew.What? Why is a fg just floating in the air there?AH HOLY JESUS HAHAHahahaha. That was actually pretty funny. I totoally fell for it.Oh, through the rocket-laser room /again/? C'mon, what the hell?Oh, good. For a second there I thought I couldn't squeeze back. Now, FINALLY, I've got that door open. Onwards!Oh, that was kinda cool, actually. Nice trapdoors.Wow. /Those/ guasses did nothing. Well, the second one started ranging, but it didn't have a chance.Oh God, why are there locked doors around a tile? I don't like this.AGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK I THOUGHT COULD MAKE IT DAMMIT BUT I GOT HEADSHOTED ;_______;*ssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh*Oh. And again. To a mine.Fuck. Again. Gah, this is awful.Argh. Rocket this time.OH WHAT. IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE TRAPDOORS. ROCKET DEATH.I /will/ get this through.And guass. Closer this time.Okay, I'm going through the rocket-laser room second time, now.And past the guass that killed me last time!Past the through-guass area. At the scary fg 'puzzle'.Okay, past that.Ahahaha. Fell for that /again/. Escaped, though.Getting close . . .And here it is. Can I do it this time?Switch activated. Fg activated. Jumping up.AHAHAHAHAHA YEAH I'M THROUGH! WOOOOOOO SAFENow I've got to trigger a laser? ;_;Oh, it poses no threat.Huh. The gusses are following me down the tunnel.Ah . . . no . . . floor . . . aghhhhhhhhhhhh. From the start, again.Fuck.Hahaha! The rocket went throught the traps, but I evaded it still!Oh, that's it. I don't like you anymore, Nicolator. I don't like you any more. This map is stupid. End.