Ok guys, in English today I realised that we have so many genius people at QASMT that some of them are likely to be famous some day so Ithought I would start compiling a list of quotes from everyday life atQASMT for your viewing pleasure...so here goes...
Royce (in chemistry discussing a reaction with methyl pentanoate): So you take the pethyl mentanoate...
Mr McGrath (discussing English oral commentaries): Guys, I have alot of sympathy for you. You're dead meat!! Seriously, you're so, soscrewed!
Ganeshy (defining the main principle of the Cognitive PsychologyPerspective): The mind sees something, the mind does something inthere, and then the mind does something else...
Masterfully said, Mr President.
Royce: I should've got full marks, but I didn't know the answers.
Mr McGrath: I'm the only man I know who can bellydance with their arse.
Thanks for the visual, Sir.
Mr McGrath: Rizwan, what do you want to do at uni? Besides chasingwomen, Imean.
Ross: Wouldn't that make it WHO do you want to do at uni?
Mr McGrath: *groans* Ross, go back to your swamp.
Ganeshy: Wow, that means that to get a 5...you have to get higher than a 4...
Queensland's best and brightest, we are!
Connor: I'm hungry.
Mr McGrath: You only just had lunch...EAT RIZWAN!!!!
Royce (picks up solid CaCl2 in chem): Is this corrosive?
Me: You'd better hope not, seeing as you're touching it...
Royce (discussing the war between King Duncan and Macdonwaldin Macbeth): It's like a franchise war between McDonald's and Duncan'sDoughnuts...
Mr McGrath: That's such a...stupid thing to say.
Mr McGrath (still discussing Macbeth): You'll see the witches are quite mean...they're like Rizwan on a good day!
Except they're female...and have a beard...hmmm...
Mr McGrath (quoting Macbeth): 'Weary seven-nights, nine times nine'
Rizwan: So...88.
Dannielle (In TOK): Is maths a hard science?
Me: No, maths is just...maths?
Mr McGrath (discussing a letter written by Macbeth): Who does he mean by 'they'?
Rizwan: I don't know, he wrote the letter!
Mr McGrath: Rizwan, what level of English are you doing??
Rizwan: Ab initio?
Mr McGrath: ABsolutely!
Eloise (to Royce): You spat on me? I accept that spit as a challenge!
Julia (practising Spanish): Estoy emocionado!
Me: You're an excited male?
Mr McGrath (discussing Macbeth in English): Because the serpant symbolises...think of the Adam and Eve story...
Connor: Moses?
Mr McGrath: You just failed Religion 101.
Mr McGrath (discussing language and scenery in Macbeth): The atmosphere of the castle has a certain...
Royce: Sanctity.
Mr McGrath: Whoa! Now there's a word you don't hear on the football field! 'I'm gonna kick you up your sanctity...'
Mr McGrath (again discussing Macbeth): How much do they love each other?
Steve: Enough
Steve loves showcasing his intelligence...
Me (working out a spanish question): 'Tienes algun/alguien que hacer esta tarde?' So it would be 'algun'...
Ryan: No, I think it's 'alguien'.
And yes, he knew what it meant...
A question in maths: Show that the length of AB is given by L = 3/cos x
Saccoia: How would you work it out?
Royce: Well, if I had to guess, I'd say the answer was 3/cos x.
Mr McGrath (guess what he's discussing): What do they decide to do to cover their tracks?
Steve: Things.
Gol: I don't know how to describe that face.
Giggy: Let's describe it using VECTORS!!!
This has got to be my favourite quote of all time - its just so...nerdy! :P
Royce: Myspace is awesome...and Myspace is a metaphor for me!!
Royce (translating Macbeth): 'So I lose none | In seeking to augmentit, but still keep | My bosom franchised and allegiance clear, | Ishall be counselled'....so that's basically Banquo saying 'Stick it upyour arse'.
Take that, Macbeth.
Julia: This biscuit tastes like crap...do you want it?
Ganeshy: Candidates from each representative state were chosen to represent their states.
Dr Guppy (in biology): Well, I think we've finished HL Human Reproduction now...
Rizwan: I wanna do a prac.
Royce (discussing students at QA): We're the cream of the crop here!
Me: *laughs* I'm laughing at the fact that you consider yourself the cream of the crop...
Royce: It's a bad harvest this year.
Badran: In the electrolysis of a solution of silver nitrate, what goes to the cathode?
Royce: Aluminium.
Where on earth did he get that from?
Ganeshy: Have you seen the amount of litter the grade tens have left in the courtyard?
Raksha: Yeah, the grade tens leave so much litter just lying around...
Ryan: The grade tens ARE litter.
Rizwan: After reading Jane Eyre, I wanted to take off my pants and become a woman.
Saccoia: See everyone, you're distracting me and I can't do anything!
Jimmy: That's your problem sir.
Saccoia: No, that's MY problem!
Royce: To be a bad guy, you have to actually be a guy.
Ganeshy: WHAT did you just say? To be a guy you have to be a guy?? *aside to me* Put that in the quote book.
Royce: Well, I learnt from the best.
Ganeshy: Shut up or I'll throw this book of HL Maths Options at you!
Lou: I can fool myself into thinking I can do maths while watching TV...
Rory: I fool myself into thinking I can write an email during the ad breaks. It never happens...
Eloise: I'd tap the hoe.
Ganeshy: What is 'tap the hoe'?
*Eloise explains*
Eloise: So, Ganesh, would you tap the hoe?
Ganeshy: Yes, I would tap the hoe.
Toyin (to me and Kevin): What are you guys talking about? I want to laugh too.
Kevin: We're talking about Toyin.
Toyin: No, you're talking about Kevin.
Kevin: Nah. We're talking about Rizwan.
Toyin: Now THAT'S funny.
Eric (discussing Orphelia in English - chick who drowned herselfbecause Hamlet didn't love her): Wow, so Orphelia was the firstemo...HA Shakespeare invented emos before they invented themselves!
McGrath (discussing this guy who had a sexual attraction to carsinstead of people): Hands up all the guys...or girls...who have asexual attraction to a car...*points at Ryan*...why?
Ryan: Actually, it's a motorbike.
McGrath: There's such a good line there, but I can't use it.
Ryan: Well if you think about it, either way you're riding something!
Rory: I feel sad andtouched at the same time, because poverty is a very bad issue – goodissue – well, it's a very great issue; there's so many people below thepoverty line and I think it's very important that people who are notimpoverished make an effort to ameliorate the situation.