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<LF> Slappy can you tell me what kind of zombie they are?
<SlappyMcGee> Hello, blue_tetris.
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<SlappyMcGee> The walking dead kind?
<Guiseppi> Hey Dave, how you doing?
<blue_tetris> Fuck you, Guiseppi.
<blue_tetris> Hey, Slaps.
<blue_tetris> Where's LV?
<LF> Nah I mean there's running zombies, brain eating zombies, flesh eating zombies
<Vyacheslav> I should check that out.
<LF> Ones which you can kill normally and ones which only die from destroying the brain
<gloomp> Dave, thanks to you I have "Stacy's Mom" stuck in my head.
<gloomp> It's driving me crazy.
<Vyacheslav> Unlocked after beating the game.
<Vyacheslav> :/
<Vyacheslav> xD
<Vyacheslav> Ahahah gloomp
<blue_tetris> Don't forget zombie origins. Cosmic rays from a nearby comet? Mutagenic radiation? Spiritually significant event?
<Obylisk> O_O
<Obylisk> I HAVE 545 EMAILS!!?
<blue_tetris> Zombies who have developed due to scientific (as opposed to religious) reasons tend to eat more brains.
<blue_tetris> The religious or voodoo zombies just murder for the sake of cleansing mankind.
<SlappyMcGee> They're pretty slow, LF.
<SlappyMcGee> You can kill them by pumping lead into them.
<SlappyMcGee> And you mostly fight them from a cabin.
<AwayF> Man, you is a pimp.
<AwayF> On the social diagram.
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<LF> HM
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<blue_tetris> Where's the social diagram?
<LF> Now what platform...
<AF> http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n-current.png
<LF> PC would be sweet but i'm not sure how well it would run
<SlappyMcGee> I like it bette ron Consoles.
<SlappyMcGee> Of course, my preference is still CoD4.
<blue_tetris> PC won the console war.
<Tanner> Lol.
<blue_tetris> Slaps, TF2?
<LF> Dave the console war was more like a war between 3 third world countries and another country just watching
<blue_tetris> Ahh, yeah.
<SlappyMcGee> My roommate is watching hockey/Braveheart.
<Obylisk> I HAVE MESSAGES FROM LAST YEAR?
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<Guiseppi> Hey lost.
<blue_tetris> The console war was like the Korean Conflict. If people have to talk about an Asian war, they're talking about Vietnam.
<Losttortuga> Heya Guis.
<Tanner> Oh, oh. Dave.
<Tanner> Do you think there are situations where it would be okay to hit a guy where, if the guy was replaced with a girl but the situation remained the same, it would not be okay to hit a girl?
<blue_tetris> What?
<Tanner> wat
<Tanner> wat
<blue_tetris> Where's the predicate?
<Cait> no hitting girl :P
<Cait> *girls
<blue_tetris> You're funny Tanner.
<blue_tetris> I don't get it, though.
<Tanner> Right, right.
<Tanner> Nevermind.
<SlappyMcGee> Gender is a construction, Dave.
<blue_tetris> Is the pith of it: "Would you hit a girl?"
<Tanner> No.
<Tanner> But carry on.
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<SlappyMcGee> Are there instances in which, to hit someone, their gender would influence the decision?
<blue_tetris> You know, the question "would you hit a girl" implies that she did something.
<blue_tetris> Y'know, something that deserves hitting.
<blue_tetris> It's not a question of whether you've got sociopathy.
<Tanner> Good job, dudeski.
<Tanner> You understood the question.
<Tanner> Now can he answer it?
<Tanner> Hmm.
<blue_tetris> Hahahaha, condesencion.
<blue_tetris> Listen, the last condescending person who stole my hairstyle got my cock in her asshole.
<blue_tetris> So fuck you.
<blue_tetris> But, yes, I'd hit the bitch.
<SlappyMcGee> David. If Tanner was a woman, would you beat the fuck out of him after love?
<blue_tetris> Suffice it to say I generally don't hit dudes, even.
<Tanner> Are you saying you fucked Farrah Fawcett, Dave?
<blue_tetris> Your hypothetical is funny, Slaps.
<Tanner> Because that shit would be off da hoooook!
<blue_tetris> I've fucked Farrah Fawcett in my head.
<Tanner> Disappointing!
<blue_tetris> That poster everyone had as a kid was on my wall.
<Tanner> Radical.
<blue_tetris> Not disappointing at all! You should've seen the thing she did with her tits.
<Tanner> I really should've.
<blue_tetris> Oh, Slaps, about the forum game.
<blue_tetris> I decided upon making neither and drinking whiskey with M&Ms.
<SlappyMcGee> There's a difference between bringing a power drill upon a Farrah Fawcett poster and drinking whiskey with M&Ms.
<Tanner> Oh, Dave, I've stolen, renamed and remade The Hunt.
<blue_tetris> Hahaha. Yeah, that's fine.
<Tanner> I knew you wouldn't mind.
<blue_tetris> And they call yoou derivative.
<AF> Christ. You guys heard of this Sarin shit?
<SlappyMcGee> WTF
<Tanner> Because, you know, Clique.
<SlappyMcGee> WTF TANNER
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<blue_tetris> Hm?
<AF> I'm reading up on Fluoride, and this Sarin stuff is crazy.
<Universezero> Hello
<blue_tetris> What about Clique?
<Tanner> Minority?
<SlappyMcGee> I STOLE RENAMED AND REMADE THE HUNT
<SlappyMcGee> WTF
<SlappyMcGee> WTF
<blue_tetris> I invented both of those games.
<blue_tetris> Both Minority and Clique.
<Tanner> Riiiiight.
<blue_tetris> Minority didn't have the same rules, either.
<Tanner> Let me link you to the Wikipedia page for that game, then.
<Tanner> One sec.
<blue_tetris> Dude. I borrowed the idea from a social game.
<kai> daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
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<kai> my nagger
<kai> wassup
<Tanner> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minority_game
<blue_tetris> Tanner.
<Tanner> blue_tetris?
<Tanner> Hey.
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<blue_tetris> I linked to that Wikipedia page in the #minority channel when I first did that game.
<SlappyMcGee> It's time to take a vote. PM whether you are part of "Tanner invented Minority" or "Dave invented Minority"!
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<Tanner> Yeah, dog.
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<Tanner> And I just told you I stole your game.
<Tanner> We're cool. I dig it.
<blue_tetris> Dude, what's with your silly trolling.
<blue_tetris> It's so silly anymore.
<blue_tetris> It doesn't even involve kicking kai and trying to get away with it.
<blue_tetris> It's, like, shotgun blasts.
<blue_tetris> Poor targeting and stupid.
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<SlappyMcGee> He was trolling kai before.
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<blue_tetris> That pisses me off.
<SlappyMcGee> kai would never say anything, cause he's a cool dude.
<blue_tetris> Why doesn't he just hang out?
<SlappyMcGee> But I have no qualms tattleing.
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<blue_tetris> Tanner says you guys have a thing, or whatever. So I assume you know why he does it.
<SlappyMcGee> AF: He's hung out all day, Dave. You should have seen how well he was hanging out.
<blue_tetris> Tanner's the new AF?
<blue_tetris> Think about it: He comes in quietly and waits to be a generic, unfunny asshole so people will like him.
<blue_tetris> To little avail.
<blue_tetris> Also, he can't roleplay.
<SlappyMcGee> Tanner can roleplay. Just not in front of people.
<Obylisk> Wait....
<Obylisk> Blue_tetris
<Obylisk> I have been described like that
<blue_tetris> Never by me.
<Obylisk> does that make me the new AF?
<blue_tetris> Obylisk has always been on the way up.
<Obylisk> way up to where?
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<SlappyMcGee> Obylisk, generic?
<SlappyMcGee> Unfunny?
<Obylisk> yeah
<SlappyMcGee> Quietly? No.
<SlappyMcGee> I disagree heavily.
<SlappyMcGee> You're annoying, but rare, humorous, and loud.
<southpaw> Disagree with what part? The generic, unfunny and/or quietly parts?
<Obylisk> loud?
<Obylisk> How can you be loud over the internet?
<southpaw> oh, all three.
<blue_tetris> Dude.
<blue_tetris> Slaps.
<blue_tetris> TF2 copied off of someone's game.
<blue_tetris> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-paper-scissors
<SlappyMcGee> Lemme see.
<SlappyMcGee> No, no, this is entirely different, Dave.
<SlappyMcGee> This game has three classes.
<SlappyMcGee> Team fortress 2 has nine!
<blue_tetris> Dude, the game can expand upon the idea and still steal from it.
<blue_tetris> By adding a point system and creating a mechanic for resolving actions.
<blue_tetris> It's still stealing.
<SlappyMcGee> Mmm.
<SlappyMcGee> Oh, Dave, I meant to tell you.
<SlappyMcGee> For my Futurama mechanic, I'm ripping off Yahtzee.
<blue_tetris> Dude, with dice or whatever?
<SlappyMcGee> I was thinking about using six sided dice, and maybe pieces of paper to keep track of progress.
<SlappyMcGee> Fuck Milton Bradley Parker.
<aperture> thats a bad word
<Lenny> I wonder if scissors paper rock would work the same with more than three choices.