Someone

on *:TEXT:!players:#:{
  set %rsplayers.display msg $chan
  if ($sock(rsplayers)) {
    sockclose rsplayers
  }
  sockopen rsplayers runescape.com 80
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:rsplayers:{
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /lang/en/aff/runescape/title.ws HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: runescape.com
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:rsplayers:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    %rsplayers.display Socket error
    unset %rsplayers.*
  }
  else {
    var %read
    while (1) {
      sockread -f %read
      if (!$sockbr) { break }
      if (*there are currently* iswm %read) {
        set %players $4
        %rsplayers.display 4 $striptags(%read) Which is an average of $calc( %players / 132)
      }
    }
  }
}