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ns { .msg NickServ $$1- }
ms { .msg MemoServ $$1- }
hs { .msg HostServ $$1- }
cs { .msg ChanServ $$1- }
bs { .msg BotServ $$1- }
os { .msg OperServ $$1- }
as { .msg AuthServ $$1- }
global { .msg OperServ Global $$1- }
sss { /say $1- [/sarcasm] }
bsay { /bs say # $1- }
bact { /bs act # $1- }
5words { /msg $chan Cunt, Piss, Shit, MotherFucker and Tits }
lol { /msg $chan ][_,([])][_, }
lamo { /msg $chan ][_, ][\/][ //\\ ([]) }
night { msg $chan K'Nighty K'Night :bye: }
bye { msg $chan Buh Bies, Have Fun, See You Whenever Im No Longer Away }
forum { echo -a http://forum.swiftirc.net }
clan { echo -a $chan http://bloodvengence.gb-hosting.co.uk }
ss { /say $iif($1,$1 -,) I'm sorry, I can only help you with IRC related enquieries, for SwiftSwitch or RuneScape related questions, please ask in #SwiftSwitch }
chrnum { if ($len($1-) == 1) { echo $color(notice) -a [ascii] $chr(36) $+ asc( $+ $1- $+ ) = $chr(36) $+ chr( $+ $asc($1-) $+ ) } | if ($chr($1-)) { echo $color(notice) -a [chara] $chr(36) $+ chr( $+ $1- $+ ) = " $+ $chr($1-) $+ " } }
v { mode $chan +vvvvvvvv $1- }
/f12 /pp-netsplit-undo
he { /helpop $1- }