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#1343456 ·published 2009-02-21 04:24 UTC
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 <Kuailong> i've got a funny story for you and flame
 <Kuailong> so the performance theme is 70s and 80s music
 <Kuailong> like KISS and Aerosmith and such
 <Kuailong> well, for a few of the songs we had a fog machine rented. Mind you, it's not really a chemical fog, you just put normal ice in it, right.
 <Kuailong> well, they tested it last night for like a half hour, all went well
 <Kuailong> so tonight we tested with the dancers and band and music and all
 <Kuailong> well, it set off the fire alaerm
 <ArtsAngel> bwahaha
 <Kuailong> and tonight was also hallway decorating, meaning each grade, 9,10,11,12 have a hallway they decorate for spirit week, so there's about 200 if not more people in the school at this point
 <Kuailong> it's also a blizzard outside
 <Kuailong> and the girl dancers are in sandals and very skimpy outfits...
 <Kuailong> so. uh. yeah.
 <Kuailong> good thing, though
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 <Kuailong> the choral teacher/director is also a volunteer firefighter for our city, so, uh, he had his walkie talkie on him, so he called in to let them know it was all ok, just the chief came out to make a report
 <Kuailong> but it was pretty damn funny
 <Kuailong> because a few years back they had a fog machine that used dry ice that set off the alarm
 <Kuailong> and i told the janitor when we were getting ice that this one wouldn't set the alarm off, it was all good.
 <Kuailong> well, it wasn't.
 <Kuailong> that put us back
 <Kuailong> so, my day started at 6am
 <Kuailong> i didn't get home until 10:15 pm
 <Kuailong> so, uh, yeah. we're not using the fog machine
 <Kuailong> we are, however, using a strobe light. i'll tell you the story of my catwalk+strobe light encounter.
 <Kuailong> so we have a makeshift catwalk built off the stage for the performance.
 <Kuailong> well, we had to put the strobe right at the tip of the catwalk(by the way, don't EVER look directly into a industrial strobe. It..well, it makes you VERY trippy).
 <Kuailong> sand after intermission, the dancers come on the catwalk and do this kick, so in order to keep the strobe safe, we 
 <Kuailong> sand after intermission, the dancers come on the catwalk and do this kick, so in order to keep the strobe safe, we decided to put it under the catwalk, that was my job.
 <Kuailong> mind you, I'm tall. 5ft10in, right. 
 <Kuailong> the space between the catwalk bottom and the floor is about, eh, 3 feet, maybe not even that much.
 <Kuailong> so, i'm a total clutz also.
 <Kuailong> i grab the strobe, making sure to cradle the damn thing, because it cost a small fortune i bet, and scoot under the catwalk, which is support by two by fours.
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 <Kuailong> my friend, who is about a foot shorter than me, but can't bend due to knee issues and knee surgery, was standing nearby
 <Kuailong> this is what she heard, in her own words "Thunk, OW, Thud, OW FUCK, Wham, OWWWW FUCKSHIT, thud, FUCKER OW...
 <Kuailong> she said I must've hid my head at least 7 different times. I can't quite remember...
 <ArtsAngel> o_O
 <Kuailong> I still have a headache, and once i was out from under the catwalk, i had to sit on the floor before attemtpting to stand.
 <Kuailong> Yeah.
 <Kuailong> the catwalk is very, very strudy.
 <Kuailong> *sturdy.
 <Kuailong> my head, however, is not
 <Kuailong> heh.
 <Kuailong> i might have given myself a mild concussion.
 <Kuailong> my friend was giggling, because she said it was so damn funny sounding.
 <Kuailong> and, after the first ow, she called out telling me to not hit my head under there.
 <Kuailong> but i kept hitting in different places.
 <Kuailong> But, yeah.
 <Kuailong> Heh.
 <Kuailong> Me and catwalks do not mix, apparently.
 <Kuailong> and apparently my head when hitting solid wood makes a very good noise.
 <ArtsAngel> but hey, I guess the strobe light made it in alive :p
 <Kuailong> i didn't drop the strobe, however. it was tucked nicely away!
 <Kuailong> yeah, sorry for the hyperness.
 <Kuailong> I've had very little food, and loads of caffeine
 <Kuailong> had a Bawls, which is an energy drin k
 <Kuailong> then a i mooched a coffee shot from a friend. a coffee short is like 2 espresso shots in the size of a little plastic indivdual creamer sized container.
 <Kuailong> Heh.
 <Kuailong> I'm still freaking running on high.
 <Kuailong> despite the headache.
 <Kuailong> heh. we're all weird on tech crew, even gary, the adult in charge
 <Kuailong> it's hilarious what we do
 <Kuailong> yesterday i qwas up on scaffolding, mind you, only the first platform, which was about 4/5 feet off trhe groung
 <Kuailong> *ground
 <Kuailong> Hehe. First time ever on scaffolding. I was deathclutching the one bar for the first few minutes.