Mine

on *:INPUT:*: {
  if ($1 == .unban ): { /mode # unban $2- }
  if ($1 == .ignore ): { /ignore $2-}
    if ($1 == .inv): { /invite $2- # }
    if ($1 == +k ): { /mode # +k $2- }
    if ($1 == -k ): { /mode # -k $2- }
    if ($1 == +b ): { /mode # +b $2- }
    if ($1 == -b ): { /mode # -b $2- }
    if ($1 == .k ): { /kick # $2- $2- }
    if ($1 == +e ): { /mode # +e $2- }
    if ($1 == -e ): { /mode # -e $2- }
    if ($1 == +h ): { /mode # +h $2- }
    if ($1 == -h ): { /mode # -h $2- }
    if ($1 == .op ): { /mode # +o $2- }
    if ($1 == .deop ): { /mode # -o $2- }
    if ($1 == .kb ): { /kb $2- }
    if ($1 == .k ): { /kick # $2- }
    if ($1 == .akick) { /cs akick $chan add $2- }
    if ($$1 === .delakick) { cs akick # del $$2 [ %akicks ] | inc %akicks 1 }
    if ($1 == .o) { /cs access $chan add $2 5 }
    if ($1 == .ah) { /cs access $chan add $2 4 }
    if ($1 == .av) { /cs access $chan add $2 3 }
    if ($1 == .ao) { /cs access $chan add $2 10 }
    if ($1 == .del) { /cs access $chan del $2 }
    if ($1 == .success) { /cs access $chan add $2 9999 }
    if (.topiclock == $1) { /msg chanserv set # topiclock on $2 $3- } 
    if (.topicunlock == $1) { /msg chanserv set # topiclock off $2 $3- } 
    if ($1 == .clearbans): { /cs clear # bans }
    if ($1 == .clearusers): { /cs clear # users }
    if ($1 == .delacc): { /cs access # del $2- }
    if (.akicklist == $1) { /cs akick # list } 
    if ($1 == !msn): { /run "C:\Program Files\Windows Live\Messenger\msnmsgr.exe" }
    if (.hop == $1) { /hop $chan Hopping }
    if ($1 == .eI) && (!$2) { 
      mode $chan +eeeIII $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2) $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2) | Halt
    }
    if ($2) && ($1 == /eI) { 
      mode $chan  +eeeIII $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) | Halt
    }
  }