> The Pope is visiting presidential candidate John Kerry. They are
> sailing a river on the family yacht, discussing issues that the Pope
> disagrees about Kerry's platform, particularly abortion issues.
> They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat
> (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. Secret service
> guys start to launch a boat, but Kerry waves them off, saying, "Wait,
> wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."
>
> Kerry steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out
> to the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. He walks back across
> the water to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope
> amid stunned silence.
>
> The next morning Fox News reports: "Kerry Can't Swim."