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Starks and Felly

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<UEHacker> Nodoka
<Kari> i don't do karaoke
<UEHacker> say Nodoka
<Kari> YUE
<Felly> THIS SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE
<Felly> YES
<Felly> I <3 YOU
<Hanyuu> do you skype?
<kirinfang> So I'm assuming that's a yes on mic and Skype but no on Karaoke
<kirinfang> SEE TOM
<kirinfang> O
<kirinfang> T
<kirinfang> P
<Kari> i don't skype because my mic is busted and i prefer typing rather than talking with shady otaku
<UEHacker> Only True Phaggots
<UEHacker> kek
<Hanyuu> fuck, this better not catch on -_-
<UEHacker> We are actually quite normal in person
<Hanyuu> were pretty danm normal
<Hanyuu> *damn
<kirinfang> I guess they're normal.... depending on what you call "normal"
<Felly> Thats true
<UEHacker> time to go force a meme
<kirinfang> Tom has unusual mellow deep voice
<kirinfang> UE is most weeaboo out of all of us
<Hanyuu> its....not unusual...
* UEHacker browses 4chan threads.
<UEHacker> How am I most weeaboo?
<kirinfang> "HURRR KIRIN U DIDNT PRONOUNCE ALL THE SYLLABLES IN DA JAPANESE SONG JEEZ UR NOT WEEABOO ENOUGH"
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> man guys my shower needs to be cleaned first
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> Good thing I'm a maid
<Kari> <Gil|goneforevercleaning> Good thing I'm a maid
<Hanyuu> thats gross gil
<UEHacker> Not pronouncing certain syllables changes the meaning of the song
<Kari> and suddenly, i'm tsundere for you
<kirinfang> Good thing I'm a faggot <--- Fixed for Gil
<UEHacker> It's basically getting the lyrics wrong when singing in english
<Kamots> Hey tom, you're off the hook.
<Hanyuu> how?
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> <Hanyuu> thats gross gil <-- everyone needs to clean their shower at least once a month
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> corners get dusty you know
<Hanyuu> dude
<Hanyuu> clkean it after you bath
<Hanyuu> *clean
<Hanyuu> *bathe?
<kirinfang> Because she's tsun-tsun to everyone and dere-dere for Gil?
<Kari> one should clean a shower only as often as one shaves their pubes
<Hanyuu> she just said she was tsun for gil
<kirinfang> Or maybe the other way around?
<Felly> You shave down there Kari?
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> That would be like bi-weekly right
* Kari blushes
<kirinfang> <Kari> one should clean a shower only as often as one shaves their pubes <--- And you assume we're shady otaku =/
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> I clean my shower monthly :(
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> I clean once a week though.
<Hanyuu> You shave down there Kari?<-- fell wants to fap- i mean know allll about it
<kirinfang> Inb4karifixeshershowerYEARLY
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> My hosue is the cleanliest
<Felly> XD
<Kari> <Felly> You shave down there Kari?
<Kari> the moustache is quite the rage nowadays
<Felly> Indeed?
<Hanyuu> i wish i had a moustahce :(
<kirinfang> Fel wants some
<kirinfang> ... of moustache vag
<Hanyuu> id be the hippest kid on the block
<Felly> Does your vagina smoke as well?
<Kari> i have been shaving though
<Felly> and wear a bandana XD
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> Man tom, shut... shut up. You're like super white caucasian. you should be able to grow one
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> be thankful for your genes
<Hanyuu> a vagina but with pube hairs like those old 20s waxed moustahces on top
<Kari> why are we all talking about my vag?
<Kamots> I can grow a moustache. But since work prohibits beards, I shave it. =/
<Felly> You opened the door
<Felly> we went in
<Hanyuu> were talk9ing about moustaches now
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> I don't know, felpool is creepy. Let's talk about his penis and see how HE LIKES
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> it
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> ...
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> wait
<Kari> <Felly> You opened the door
<Kari> <Felly> we went in
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> no
<kirinfang> Srsly, moustaches duh
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> let's not
<Kari> innuendo ftl
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> let's seriously not.
<kirinfang> I was just bridging it
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> Oh god gonna go clean my shower
<Hanyuu> YOU BROUGHT IT UP ANYWAY
<Felly> Penis's
<Felly> Uh...sure
<kirinfang> GIL, GO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHOWER NOW
<UEHacker> Lets see if it catches on in this thread
<Gil|goneforevercleaning> I AM GOING I AM GOING
<Hanyuu> HEY GIL....... ...... .... SEX
<Kari> next thing you know i'll be shlicking violently as i type
<kirinfang> And then Gil ran away
<Felly> Who is bigger? Lulu or Charles?
<kirinfang> Kari, we already had girls here doing that
<kirinfang> So it's no surprise
<Kari> <kirinfang> Kari, we already had girls here doing that
<Kari> wut
<Hanyuu> arg
<kirinfang> Yea, so you're not the first
<The_Third> http://zip.4chan.org/w/src/1223892470697.jpg
<Kari> but i'm a cute tomboy!
<kirinfang> What a lovely logo Third
<Felly> pics?
<Kari> <Felly> pics?
<Kari> you really must be desperate
<kirinfang> <Kari> but i'm a cute tomboy! <--- You're Miri?
<Kamots> lol third
<Kari> who?
<kirinfang> Hehe
<Felly> No, you have us assume that you are Kari
<The_Third> Miri's GF zomg!
<The_Third> nah
<kirinfang> DUDE, THIRD
<kirinfang> THAT'D BE GREAT
<Felly> Today we require proof
<kirinfang> Plot twist
<Kari> i'm cornfused!
<UEHacker> cormfused*
<UEHacker> you've been fused with corm
<Hanyuu> youre kinda of the one bringing in the fact youre a girl and the sex topics ya know
<kirinfang> Kari is now known to me as Miri's GF
<Kari> lemme go rip up some plants
<kirinfang> No excuses or exceptions unless proven otherwise
<Kamots> Man too bad Miri's not here at the moment.
<Kari> HELLO THAR RHIZOME!
<kirinfang> Yea Kam, really
<The_Third> and where's yuu by the way?
<Felly> OKAY LETS STOP TALKIN ABOUT SEX RIGHT NOW
<Hanyuu> busy we guess
<Kari> i love you guys
<kirinfang> Busy with her awesome college friends
<Kari> such a lively place
<kirinfang> Because they're super duper mature
<kirinfang> Unlike us
<UEHacker> RIGHT GIL
<kirinfang> ... As she mentioned
<Kamots> Yuu abadoned us like Gil did? =(
<Hanyuu> :'(
<kirinfang> Yuu didn't go abandon us to clean her shower though
<kirinfang> >_>
<Kari> my cnn league of first time voters reads as follows: "you'll always remember your first time"
<The_Third> then she'd realize all her friends were weaboo's straight from horror stories
<Hanyuu> gils shower is far more mature than us
<kirinfang> Man, I just thought about it
<kirinfang> This channel must be pretty scary for normal new comers
<kirinfang> i remember my first time in here when tcaz brought me in
* BeatGG (~chatzilla@EA33506E.72A333C0.6832499D.IP) has joined #animeot
<Felly> So Kari, speaking of CNN. Are you voting in November?
<kirinfang> Inb4politics
<Hanyuu> ewwpolitics
<UEHacker> Why would you bring politics in here
<The_Third> lolpolitics
<kirinfang> Srsly
<Kamots> I don't like where this is heading..
<UEHacker> politics is a banworthy offense
<Kari> what a stupid question. of course i am!
<Felly> I only asked if she was
<kirinfang> HURRY, SOMEONE MENTION THE ECONOMY TO GET OFF THE SUBJECT
<Kari> i be smexy independent
<Felly> Thats it
<Hanyuu> olofaith-the-system?
<Felly> Not WHO
<Hanyuu> *in the 
<kirinfang> I don't get why independents vote anyways
<Felly> So don't answer that Kari
<kirinfang> Why would you waste your time?
<Kari> i'm voting for obama but i do not feel beholden to the democratic party
<Felly> btw, anybody see how much the market went up today?
<kirinfang> You know your nominee isn't gonna win whatsoever
<Hanyuu>  Why would you waste your time?<-- srsly
<Felly> 940 points
<UEHacker> Her Namine what?
<UEHacker> kek
<kirinfang> You fag Fel, I was kidding
<Kari> MY NAME IS ROCHELLE AND I AM A FIRST TIME VOTER!
<kirinfang> No one cares about the economy, especially with how shitty it is right now
<Kari> wate.
<Kari> i voted in '06
<kirinfang> Rochelle... huh, that was one of my cousin's ex-gfs
<kirinfang> Sexy slut was sexy
<Hanyuu> i skipped voting
<Felly> Rochelle is a hot name.
<UEHacker> I know a Rochelle in real life
<kirinfang> Fel, you're really desperate
<Felly> For the first person I've ever heard have it
<Kari> hanyuu and yuudachi are different people?
<Hanyuu> fel so ronery?
<kirinfang> Indeed
<Felly> :/
<The_Third> Rochelle, a child of our house keeper
<The_Third> ahhhhhh
<Kari> who is the yuu-chan in here?
<UEHacker> ;
<kirinfang> Remember when he asked to be yu's bf after she broke up with her current one?
<Hanyuu> shes not in here
<kirinfang> When they were fighting?
<Hanyuu> atm
<Felly> I'm not PMing Kari right now. So I'm not htat desparate
<UEHacker> Yu broke up with Raz?
<kirinfang> And he was completely serious
<UEHacker> When was this?
<kirinfang> No, she didn't
<BeatGG> REPLOIDS AND MAVERICKS
<kirinfang> But she mentioned them fighting
<Kari> <Felly> I'm not PMing Kari right now. So I'm not htat desparate | lolz
<kirinfang> And fel was like "WELL I CAN BE UR BF RITE"
<Felly> XD
<Kari> everyone loves me!
<Hanyuu> haha wow...
<kirinfang> And I told him to go to eHarmony or something
<Kamots> Oh boy
<Felly> In the words of Dekar: "My love is my sword"
<Hanyuu> poor fel, youll always have your body pillow at night
<kirinfang> That's ban-worthy
<kirinfang> He'll always have his hand too
<Felly> Kirinfang you jerk....
<Kari> damn anti-spirals up in my shit
<The_Third> <kirinfang> Remember when he asked to be yu's bf after she broke up with her current one?<----- WHAT!?
<kirinfang> Unless y'know, he gets into a mafia by chance
<kirinfang> All of you, it's up in the archives at the GFAQs OT topic
<kirinfang> Somewhere in there by yu
<Felly> Hanyuu, I don't have money for Body Pillows :)
<kirinfang> Just ctrl+f 'eHarmony' on each page
<Felly> EHarmony is not my cup of tea
<The_Third> the chat log?
<kirinfang> Yes Third
<kirinfang> Well you better start praying for a backup plan Fel
<Hanyuu> EHarmony is not my cup of tea<-- you prefer vaugely hitting on channel members rite?
<kirinfang> Exactly
* UEHacker is now known as UE|Disgrinda
<kirinfang> DISGRINDAN
<kirinfang> Put that fucking 'n' at the end
<Felly> Okay, maybe I'm putting myself out there
<Hanyuu> and a '
* Kite-kun (cgiirc@Rizon-BE658FF7.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #animeot
<Felly> Sorry Kari, I got excited -_-
<Hanyuu> Okay, maybe I'm putting myself out there<--- ....
<Hanyuu> im not gonna touch that, moving on
<kirinfang> Hurrrrr
<Felly> Okay I AM
<Kari> <Felly> Sorry Kari, I got excited -_- | did you cream yourself?!??!
<Felly> NO XD
<The_Third> it ain't here kirin
<The_Third> oh, my bad
<Hanyuu> he already did when he heard you had a vag
<kirinfang> <_<
<kirinfang> Hahaha
<Kari> i can haz vagoo?
<kirinfang> SPOILERS: She's a trap
<Felly> Oh lord
<Kari> NO!
<Hanyuu> or a hambeast
<kirinfang> There goes your dreams Fel
<Kari> hambeast?
<Kite-kun> or a combination
<Felly> Well, i'm not expecting much
<Felly> So off I go
* Felly wanders off to the sunset
<Hanyuu>  hambeast?<-- fatty
<kirinfang> See Kari? He never really expected much of you from the beginning
<Hanyuu> ouch
<kirinfang> So in his eyes, you aren't really worth it
<Kari> i weigh only 115
<Hanyuu> id feel hurt :(((
<Felly> DId I just insult her? Oh Shi?
<kirinfang> Baw more Fel
<Felly> 115? 1.5 Bags of Solar Salt
<kirinfang> No she's mentally scarred
<Hanyuu> 115? 1.5 Bags of Solar Salt<-- uhhh what?
<Felly> Water Softener
<Kari> fell wants me to renounce my femininity entirely and start binding my chests with fabric like they do in anime
<Felly> Heck no
<Hanyuu> or he just wants pity sex
<Kari> that i could give.
<Felly> Tomboys are cool
<Kari> but he'd have to pay
* JRBreen (~nghtmre15@F5A7A497.3D64EF55.2D444864.IP) has joined #animeot
<kirinfang> Lol
<The_Third> JR!
<Felly> I'm not desparate to give you money Kari
<JRBreen> Yo.
<Hanyuu> hey jr
<kirinfang> Sup Breen?
<Felly> Hey Breen
<JRBreen> Got my laptop running again.
<kirinfang> <Felly> I'm not desparate to give you money Kari <--- Lies and slander
<Kari> <Felly> I'm not desparate to give you money Kari | stalker-san!
<kirinfang> We missed you
<The_Third> no class?
* Felly is now known as Felly-EvilStalker
<Kamots> Oh hey Breen. 
<Kari> hanyuu
<The_Third> jii~
<Hanyuu> yea?
<Kari> kick fell for shits and giggles
<kirinfang> And point and laugh at him too
<kirinfang> New female joins and Fel already has his dick out
<Kari> <kirinfang> New female joins and Fel already has his dick out
<Kari> THIS
<Hanyuu> its kinda sad
<BeatGG> We have a new member? <_<
<Hanyuu> aparrently
<kirinfang> Unless you've seen Kari before in here
<kirinfang> We assume she is because this is the first time we've seen her in here
<Kari> ime
<Kari> http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=2000121&topic=45953392&user=4048593
<The_Third> has fish introduced yet?
<kirinfang> She's also a newfag in GAmeFAQs
<Kari> i lurk on 4chan and don't visit ot often.
<Hanyuu> oh btw im the worst typer/speller/linguist ever /obvious
<Felly-EvilStalker> *coughs*
<kirinfang> No idea who the fuck is Fishin
<kirinfang> But I've seen him talk
<Kari> I'M NOT A NEWFAG!
<Gunrunner_Gray> Hmm
<Gunrunner_Gray> So how is everyone?
<Fishin> I'm masterturtle
<Hanyuu> finshin is uh master ...ravens cousin?
<Kari> I had a lueable account a few years ago!
<kirinfang> RIGHT
<Fishin> also, that's cold, kirin
<kirinfang> He's master Raven's land form
<Felly-EvilStalker> I still have a LUEable account
<kirinfang> As Gil said
<JRBreen> New server... new people...
<Felly-EvilStalker> though I never go there
<kirinfang> Sorry Trutle =(
<JRBreen> Damn my computer.
<Fishin> i was actually one of the members of TAG ages ago
<Kari> RAWR!
<kirinfang> YEA
<Fishin> and sphere 212
<kirinfang> NOW I REMEMBER
<Fishin> or one of those ones
<kirinfang> I know I've seen MasterTurtle, the name, before
<kirinfang> But I couldn't recall where
<Hanyuu> yet you have faded into obscurity
<kirinfang> I remember you were really cool and chill
<kirinfang> And hope you haven't changed
<Felly-EvilStalker> Kari, speaking of Spirals, do you watch Ani-Monday's on SciFi?
<Fishin> nope, not really :)
* kirinfang hugs Fishin
<kirinfang> I MISSED YOU ;-;
<Fishin> heh
<Kari> yes. yes i do.
<The_Third> Fishin, Kishin
<kirinfang> How're you?
<Kari> does felly-kun want to pierce me with his drill?
<Hanyuu> isnt fishin that guy thats really good at jus or brawl or something?
<Felly-EvilStalker> No I don't
<Kari> BULL!
<Felly-EvilStalker> I was wondering if you ever heard of Psychic Wars?
<Fishin> i used to play JUS
<Fishin> I don't anymore though
* kirinfang has a soft-spot for TAG members... except Miri, for some reason... unless teasing a lot counts
<Hanyuu> so tsun tsun~
<kirinfang> Keh
<Fishin> the only other person from there I still contact is SteveO, occasionally
<Felly-EvilStalker> Yeah she is. Even after I calmed down :/
<kirinfang> How is he?
<Fishin> pretty well
<Fishin> still playing a lot of SRW
<kirinfang> I've speak to Venom once in awhile
<UE|Disgrinda> SteveO
<kirinfang> And CrossTrigger, but rarely
<UE|Disgrinda> the dude who loves SRW?
<Fishin> oh, and Superfish
<Kari> SatomiXNegi FTW
<kirinfang> Oh man, that guy was funny
<Felly-EvilStalker> SteveO was that annoying guy too yes?
<UE|Disgrinda> and is currently playing SRW Z
<Kari> lulz
<kirinfang> I wish I had the money to get SRW Z ;-;
<UE|Disgrinda> Felly: Not the stupid Jackass guy
<Kari> awkward pairings are the best
<Felly-EvilStalker> Why Satomi? She only thinks about Chachamaru?
* Kari tackles Felly and claws out his throat
<Felly-EvilStalker> No!
<Kite-kun> Yea
<kirinfang> Fel x Kari isn't a really good pairing
<Hanyuu> yandere!
<kirinfang> I prefer Tom x Kari
<Felly-EvilStalker> She needs that meatcleaver that Rena has
<Kari> who the fuck is tom?
<Hanyuu> why?
<UE|Disgrinda> I'm in the item world, how do I know when I've leveled up an item enough?
<Felly-EvilStalker> tom is tom
<UE|Disgrinda> is it one level per floor?
<Felly-EvilStalker> Hanyuu, do your magical girl
<kirinfang> Hanyuu = That_Other_Man (in GFAQs) = Tom
<Hanyuu> who the fuck is tom?<-- ,e ---
<Kamots> Yeah UE
<Kite-kun> Yes
<Kari> fell, just shut up.
<Hanyuu> *me -_-
<Kari> you're pissing me off.
<kirinfang> oxidation
<kirinfang> FFFFFFFFF
<kirinfang> YOU CHANGED IT
<Kamots> 10 floors will get you the 10 levels 
<Hanyuu> i fucking failed that test today
<Kite-kun> UE > Every 10 floors you can get out of the Item World
<kirinfang> I already knew you would
<Felly-EvilStalker> And there we go, I made an enemy today. Wonderful.
<Hanyuu> i never want to see chemistry again 
<kirinfang> Doesn't take a psychic to tell you that you'd fail it
<Kari> kirin, when does the ZSZ ova come out?
* Felly-EvilStalker is now known as Felly
<Kite-kun> However, if you somehow hit the bottom of an Item World (30/40/50), you're done anyways.
<kirinfang> I'm not a fortune teller Kari
<Hanyuu> well you are acting creepy fel
<kirinfang> Nor am I a psychic
<Felly> Yeah I am
<kirinfang> But if you give me a time machine
<kirinfang> I'll be happy to tell you
<Kite-kun> (If you ask me UE, I've never hit the bottom of an Item World... 10 floors and that's it)
<kirinfang> I never have the patience to go past floor 10
<kirinfang> In Item World
<Kamots> I've made it to 30. =/
<kirinfang> Going through 10 consecutive battles is enough
<Kamots> But then the item ended.
<Hanyuu> i did around 60 or 70 in one item in D1
* You are now known as Starks
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<kirinfang> Hardcore Tom is hardcore
<Felly> And I feel stupid about it. Anyway, my rant earlier on the manga/novel ---> anime transition feels kinda weak. Do you think I was off on it anyone?
<Kamots> ....
>nickserv< identify ****
* Starks sets mode +r Starks
-NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized.
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<Starks> lulz
<kirinfang> Hurr, look who got trolled
<Hanyuu> oh
<BeatGG> XD
<Kite-kun> Kamots > That's what I mean by hitting the bottom of an Item World
<kirinfang> Poor Fel
<Hanyuu> no wonder she was such an attention whore
<kirinfang> Kam and I already knew
<Starks> i have this conversation saved for future lulz
<BeatGG> ...XD
<kirinfang> Hope you enjoy it; poor Fel
<Hanyuu> well bring it up when we want fel to shut up
<Felly> I'm getting killed aren't it.
<Kite-kun> Never have the courage to make it all the way to the bottom Floor
<Felly> I*
<kirinfang> Fel is now committing suicide
<Starks> i did the same thing to /a/ a few weeks ago and seduced aers
<The_Third> post on log!
<Hanyuu> or masturvating even more furiously
<Kamots> Wow Fel =(
<Kite-kun> Fel, it's more like you getting troubled out there
<Felly> Damn it is
<Starks> fell. you must now become an hero
<Kamots> Starks you seduced aers?! XD
<Felly> Nah, I can recover with this.
<Felly> *from this
<Kite-kun> Although if I really must go though with it, I'll consider it when I get better weapons and men
<Starks> do drugs and repent.
<Hanyuu> with the help of a new body pillow
<kirinfang> And an ever trusty hand
<Hanyuu> *salutes
<Felly> I've never fapped
<Felly> Honestly
<kirinfang> Most bullshit statement I've ever heard
<Hanyuu> gil 2.0
<kirinfang> Gil 0.1, you mena
<Kite-kun> (Aera, my Cleric can't even take a hit from someone of comparable level I suppose)
<Hanyuu> yea i was gonna downgrade him
<kirinfang> mean*
<Hanyuu> BetaGil
<Felly> I never saw the point in doing it.
<kirinfang> ALPHAGIL
<Hanyuu> conceptualstagegil
<Felly> Even if its mentioned biblically.
<kirinfang> ProofofConceptGil
<Felly> Its your fault we are talking about fapping anytway gil
<Hanyuu> brainstorming -on -napkins -gil
<Felly> CHANGE THE SUBJECT
<Starks> yo. can someone pastebin a timestamped log for me?
<Starks> xchat is being stubborn.
<kirinfang> Hurr, looks like Fel is getting annoyed
<Hanyuu>  I never saw the point in doing it.<-- because it feels good...man?
* Starks sets mode -r Starks
* You are now known as Kari
<kirinfang> He thought "Kari" was the one
<The_Third> http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=586208&topic=43971371
<kirinfang> It's ok Fel, Kari will be always... there
<Kari> seriously. plz pastebin a log for me,
<Felly> Yeah. I'm embarassed now.
<Hanyuu> you should be