The boobie complex.
Well, being the 18 year old male human being that I am, I was
sitting in my room one day thinking about breasts. I thought to
myself, "Why? Why do men like them so much?" What makes female
breasts so attractive?
Then I thought, "What are female breasts really?" Well, you
have your skin, your pec muscles, and fat. The only differences
between a male breast and a female breast, at least, the only visible
differences are usually the areola size, the nipple size, and the
portrusion of the breast due to maybe fatty tissue and certain glands
in the depths of the breast.
Knowing that, you already understand the concept of The Boobie
Complex. When you get down to it, the female breast is just another
piece of flesh on the abstract piece of art called the female human
body. So, what makes female breasts so attractive to males?
Well, consider the following scenario when you think about my
theory behind why males are attracted to them:
Lets say you're in a park on a scortching hot day. There is
only one man passing out cold cups of water. He passes you one cup,
you take a sip, and you enjoyed every moment of that one tiny sip.
Now, you want more of that cup of water. Then, the man quickly grabs
the cup from you and throws it. At this point, you want the water
more than ever because you got to feel it's sweet salvation on your
tongue. You thirst for it because you had a taste of it, and now
you're in the park looking at everyone else with a cold cub of water.
You want that water, don't you?
Replace the cup in my scenario with a female breast, the cold
water in the cup with breast milk, the man with your mom, the
scorthing hot day with the burning desire for sexual pleasure, and
replace the other people in the park with females.
Try to observe your life as an infant and common
characteristics of an infant. Your mother feeds you through her
breasts, right? You know that when you're hungry, you can look to
your mother, with the breasts that hold the milk inside, for feeding.
Your mother's breasts become your pot of wealth as far as you're
concerned. You cry for the milk because you want it so bad.
All of a sudden, you're put on a bottle, not a breast. And now
you're forced to drink only from a bottle and eventually a cup because
you're at the age where your mother doesn't want you sucking on her
nipples anymore. You loved the breasts so much, and now that it's
gone, you want it more than ever, but can't have it. All you're left
with desire.
So what happens now? Well, in our "cup of water" scenario,
you would be attracted to any cup of water you see in the park.
You're still thirsty for more. You know that the water gives you a
great feeling, so you want it. However, theoretically, in regards to
our complex revolving around female breasts, you are attracted to
breasts because you had them taken away from you and now you can't
have it.
There are a few unanswered questions that, if answered, might
make my whole theory a fallacy -- Questions like: How come some girls,
lesbian and straight, are attracted to breasts?; How come gay guys
aren't? Are they?; How come some straight guys aren't into breasts?
How come some men aren't attracted to male breasts?
Again, this is only a theory. I'm sure that there is some
explanation for why men are attracted to female breasts. I'd like to
know what you guys think of this? Found flaws in my theory? Have
things to add on? Thought of this before? You can email me, approach
me on the street, or talk to me on the phone about it if you happen to
have my number. I'd like to know what you guys think.