rendered paste body#include <stdlib.h>#include <windows.h>#include <windows/errors.h>#include <windows/hacks.h>#include <msdos/bugs.h>char make_prog_look_big[1600000];main(){ if (detect_linux()) freeze(); if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed,very_slow); set_mouse(action,jumpy); set_mouse(reaction,sometimes); set_icons(UGLY); printf("Welcome to Windoze XP\n"); if (rand() < 0.9) crash(to_dos_prompt); system_memory = open("a:\\swp0001.swp",O_CREAT); sleep(5); for(;;){ get_user_input(); sleep(1); act_on_user_input(); if (rand() < 0.1) crash(complete_system); }}