rendered paste body/archive/ ---> /stories/
/features/ ---> /stories/features/
/index.shtml ---> /
/jayplay/ ---> /stories/jayplay/
/news/ ---> /stories/news/
/news.aspx ---> /stories/news/
/opinion/ ---> /stories/opinion/
/opinion.aspx ---> /stories/opinion/
/polls/ ---> /polls/2006/
/rss/features/ ---> /rss/headlines/features/
/rss/jayplay/ ---> /rss/headlines/jayplay/
/rss/news/ ---> /rss/headlines/news/
/rss/opinion/ ---> /rss/headlines/opinion/
/rss/sports/ ---> /rss/headlines/sports/
/sports/ ---> /stories/sports/
/sports.aspx ---> /stories/sports/
/tongueinbeak/ ---> /stories/tongueinbeak/