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The Honorary Alaskan hat test re

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07:51 <@NoTerminal> do you want to join us for The Day The Earth Stood Still this friday?
07:51 < foryst> We're goin' to a cookie exchange
07:52 <@NoTerminal> pshhh
07:52 <@NoTerminal> I was not invited to this cookie exchange!
07:52  * NoTerminal throws down his honerary alaskan hat and stomps on it
07:54  * NoTerminal has a manic moment and starts to cry over stomped hat
07:55  * NoTerminal reshapes hat (awkwardly) and puts it back on... all the while saying: I'm sorry hat... I didn't mean to hurt you
07:55 < foryst> You and your imaginary hat
07:55  * NoTerminal glares at foryst for doubting the hat
07:56 < foryst> pshaw. I don't know who gave you an honerary hat (or what honerary even means) but it wasn't me
07:57  * NoTerminal also looks covetously at foryst's true alaskan hat... a hint of murderous rage in his eye.
07:57 < foryst> To truly earn an honorary Alaskan hat, you must pass a serious of devious tests... each more devious than the LAST!
07:58 <@NoTerminal> what?!  I was not informed of these tests!  I demand a formal arbitration of the alaskan hat test requirement
07:58 <@NoTerminal> wow.. I just said "alaskan hat test requirement..." i'm insane
07:58 < foryst> Then you have passed test number one!
07:59 < foryst> Be wary, for the next test could come at any time without warning.