Mine

;Auto Responder v1.0
;By Neo
;Copyright 2004
;Remote Section

on *:load:{
  /echo 12Auto Responder v1.0 Is 4*ON*
  /echo 129Copyright 12©2004** 9Neo12 **
  /echo 12Turn ON = /aresponderON - Turn OFF = /aresponderOFF
  /echo 12Or Right Click In a channels Window And Turn ON/OFF There
}
menu channel {
  Auto Responder
  .ON: /enable #aresponder | echo -a 12Auto Responder Is 4*ON*
  .OFF: /disable #aresponder | echo -a 12Auto Responder Is 4*OFF*
}

alias aresponderON {
  /echo 12Auto Responder Is 4*ON*
  /enable #aresponder
}
alias aresponderOFF {
  /echo 12Auto Responder Is 4*OFF*
  /disable #aresponder
}
#aresponder off
on 1:text:*p*sy*:#:/notice $nick PM me if you need help.
on 1:text:!cookie*:#:/describe $chan gives $nick a giant chocolate chip cookie =) yummmm
on 1:action:huggles Psycho_Nub_Sauce:#:/describe $chan aww, how cute *huggles $nick back*
on 1:action:slaps Psycho_Nub_Sauce*:#:/describe $chan slaps $nick 3 million times with a 100 pound cat fish
on 1:action:slaps *p*sy*:#:/describe $chan slaps $nick 3 million times with a 100 pound cat fish
on 1:text:*e*steban*:#:/msg $chan Damit $nick stop calling me that!!!!!!
on 1:text:!join*:#:/notice $nick to join a game type "join" no exclamation point.
on 1:text:*h*ow *do* i play*:#:/notice $nick 12To play a card say 3 Play 3color inital 3number of card. 12 For example to play 4Red 3 12you would say: 3 play r3.
on 1:text:*how *do* u play*:#:/notice $nick 12To play a card say 3 Play 3color inital 3number of card. 12 For example to play 4Red 3 12you would say: 3 play r3.
on 1:text:*how *do* i put down*:#:/notice $nick 12To play a card say 3 Play 3color inital 3number of card. 12 For example to play 4Red 3 12you would say: 3 play r3.
on 1:text:*how *do* i play a card*:#:/notice $nick 12To play a card say 3 Play 3color inital 3number of card. 12 For example to play 4Red 3 12you would say: 3 play r3.
on 1:text:join!:#:/notice $nick to join a game type "join" no exclamation point.
on 1:text:*What are the 4 elemental runes in alphabetical order?:#:/msg $chan air earth fire water
on 1:text:!leave*:#:/notice $nick to leave a rsuno game say !remove.
#aresponder end
on *:Unload:/echo -a 49Thanks For Using Auto Responder v1.0! - By 9Neo