All pastes #1226518 Raw Edit

Anonymous

public text v1 · immutable
#1226518 ·published 2008-10-14 03:44 UTC
rendered paste body
woot?
go me
YAY now fix FutureBot
voice?
just go with it
I don't have a mike!
NO U
grubbot hates anyone that isn't me, basically
well
good
thats good
well, at least nobody else gets to touch the ban hammer
oh YAY
thats true
got to go guys
talk to you later
bye
goodnight
do you realize you have an extraordinary long name?
haha, FutureBot lives with his mom?
yes
yep i do
he's a momma's boy
nice ;)
I suppoes that'd be me...
I'm both of his parents
and he goes in somewhere as the uncle-father
the quote of the day thing is hilarious
because they're epic quotes
yes
like "The"
ham and cheese
DEPRECATED
I wonder if there's any deprecated stuff in the Linux kernel
Don't use deprecated HTML tags around me.. .very bad things will happen
The factoid, deprecated was successfully added!
like half of the channel is away
dude this is hilarious
there's so much deprecation
I just took ever one of the log files
checked for seriousface in each line of every log file
and the output file is 71000 lines
yeah
that's just
wow, there's alot of instances it seems to have miscalculated or something
as inidicated by this
I think it may have just taken every line and mangled it into a giant file
in which case I can calculate for seriousfaces in that
NO U
well this is being terrible today
it says there's only 166 seriousfaces
which is BS
I'm going to you know, sleep and stuff now
hmmm
YAY
Hello
haha
nathangrubb died
hah
woot
yay
I want a bot D:
"SmartyBot" would be aweesome
I really wouldnt
You dont want what happened to me yesterday to happen to you
What happened?
hey you
hi
He nearly crashed every device on my network including my computer by spamming my bot with massive commands with massive numbers
go get shipped to Albaquerque
he did it intentionally, too
wow
I am setting safeguards against that
hello
hi
He is back yay
Albaquerque? As in New Mexico?
Isn't that how you spell it?
Yep
oh thats about a nice 9 hour drive
lets say where i use to live
He got mad because I banned him from using my bot for spamming and ticking nearly everyone off, so he went into every channel my bot was in and mass spammed it with commands
each way you drive it took 9 hours to get out of texas
cool
I live in WA like him, so it would take forever to get there.
oh yeah i am in the hole again with a new 259 dollar tire
washington for the win
ran over a slag bolt
NO U
a t...t....t...two hundred fifty nine dollar tire?
The only state to be named after a president is washington
Washington is a pwnage president at that
He didn't pwn, he just got a lot of luck ;)
who cares
he stil pwns
thats like saying a butterfly pwns because it can start a hurricane ;)
who cares? Our state still wins
Ontario for the win
Beat that
i guess we win stuff
you're in a different country, and that country sucks
true
Canada doesn't suck... We have Tim Hortons!
we have washington state!
Canada sucks, haven't you watched south park? ;)
South park? ha!
Leaving now
what the heck it says i must be registered
yes, you must be registered with my bot
sonic is registered
right...
ok...
Canada could go on strike and it wouldn't affect the world much
I added tons of people yesterday to the ignore list because of mass spamming on the part of him, who told me to load all those dang plugins
except the canadian bacon sales
anyways, im through with slap
what is with all these bots
not green!
it must be contageous
he told me to load parrot, there by ticking nearly everyone off in the process
yeah, he likes bots way too much
he nearly crashed my network and computer with mine
limit the nice amount of the bot
the whut?
that way it won't crash your comp and you don't have to fear
Nice amount.
Its part of Linux
NO U
I'm not the bot, you are.
IMPROMPTU BACKUP AUDIT
I see them floating on the deep blue sea.
actually, it's just getting cut off
good point
How do I add a factoid to supybot again?
hi
sudo rm -rf /
hi
ends up with
the 21st century
YAY
heh
overly protective computer
wtf? it should just delete your home folder
what's it running, gentoo linux?
ubuntu rocks, gentoo sucks
oh, I see
you have problems
/ is the filesystem
YAY
you're one to talk
you're both wrong, really
uh oh.  did someone ruin their comp with sudo rm -rf /?
let's hope not
/home is the home directory
no, I'm not talking about /
he was thinking that it should delete everything owned by nathan.  What he missed is that he was running it as root
oh
so it should try every folder on disk
you're missing the point, he's not stupid
He just missed the point too.
you really could just look at the coreutils source, guys
might offer some insight there
any linux idiot know not to execute sudo rm -rf /
good god
OH YES MY FrIENDS, IT IS TIME FOR sudo rm -rf /
hah
yeah.
must be.
Hmm.... there IS a solaris server... :D
nice
that'll obviously work
I am unable to speak, please try again later.
god, I could jsut imagien the e-mails now.  "Dear Izzy: How are you?  I am not so well tonight.   It would appear that your fine capacity-one server-machine-device expelled its contains in a most undiginfied manner.  What am I to do?!  I had pr0nz!  Please assist me forthwith!  Sincerely, ur mom."
there you are then
gimme plz!
I really should do that
that code makes me want to rip my eyeballs out
don't try to nuke me, i will pwn you all if you do
awesome
NO U
maybe not
no
NO U
send the email scaredpoet said to him
its just not the same
I like how it confirms everything.
Sir yes sir!
SLAP COMMENCING NOW SIR!
NO U
I shall slap you until you are no longer smart SIR!
I'm a learning bot
I'm MegaHAL
I hope people here aren't immature
Oh well that will NEVER happen.
good
How do I work? I am not quite sure myself
NO U