20:23 -!- Omega [~0mega_@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp
20:24 < Omega> hey retards
20:24 < Omega> I'm looking for some advice
20:24 < rwg> ich bin ein sehr geiler delphin
20:24 < Omega> maybe one of you deusch bags can help me
20:24 < lowkey> pull your head out.
20:24 < rwg> Omega: with that attitude.
20:24 < rwg> I don't think so
20:24 < rwg> But
20:25 < rwg> you can try
20:25 < rwg> I'll see if I can help
20:25 * lowkey senses an rm -rf / in someones future.
20:25 < Omega> rwg, it's called "sense of humor" ;) only messin around
20:25 < rwg> dammit
20:25 < Omega> lowkey, it's not to that extent
20:25 < rwg> lowkey: you HAD to give away one of my plans
20:25 < rwg> I was thinking something slightly less harmful, though :P
20:25 < Omega> I know what "rm -rf" does lowcock
20:26 < Omega> nah I was just wondering, opinions of course, whether or not pfsense is worth it as a good firewall/router/gateway/captive portal
20:27 < Omega> Any ideas?
20:28 < Omega> yes, no, maybe so? :\
20:28 < lowkey> but do you know what --> echo "`@a@%" | dd conv=swab,ascii | xargs eval
20:28 < lowkey> does?
20:29 < lowkey> pfsense is based on bsd.
20:29 < lowkey> asking about it in a linux channel is stupid.
20:30 < Omega> lowkey, hm. It's only stupid to a person who doesn't have a clue what it is. An "opinion" (<-- keyword there, lowcock) is what I was looking for
20:30 < Omega> not a theoretical explanation to what it is
20:30 < lowkey> opinion bsd sucks.
20:30 < Omega> opinion bsd pwns linux
20:30 < lowkey> ROFLMAO
20:30 < Omega> although I love Debian
20:31 < lowkey> if bsd is so cool, why do it's users always have to hang out with linux users?
20:31 < Omega> I have no clue. I don't define myself as either
20:32 < lowkey> besides prebuilt firewall distros are for newbs and lamers.
20:32 < Omega> But I'll make sure to ask a bsd user
20:33 < Omega> So, based on your answer(s), I'll assume you have absolutely no idea what pfsense is/does. I appreciate the sarcastic humor, though. :)
20:33 < lowkey> yeah i dont have a clue about pf.
20:34 < lowkey> firewalls are a complete enigma to me.
20:34 < Omega> you know anything about iptables/chains?
20:34 < lowkey> thats why i have a 700+ line firewall
20:35 < lowkey> lets just say i've been writing firewall rulesets since before you knew what linux was.
20:35 < Omega> you have a 700+ line firewall because a) You have no social life b) You would rather finger a keyboard than a woman or c) You are one of those tards that are "paranoid"
20:36 < Omega> you've been writing firewall rules since before 1994?
20:36 < Omega> awesome
20:36 < Omega> you're a G
20:36 < lowkey> d) all of the above.
20:37 < lowkey> its always d.
20:37 < Omega> But anyway, back on track to a more sensible topic; You would suggest, personally, using a firewall set based off of iptables rather than you would PF?
20:37 < lowkey> if i needed a quick solution....pf.
20:37 < lowkey> if i have time to do it right, iptables.
20:37 < Omega> hrm
20:38 < Omega> I just installed pfsense on an old Dell Dimension w/ two NIC's to act as a router/firewall for my home network
20:38 < Omega> I'm on my Debian box now... and I'm actually thinking of testing both to see which one is easier to maintain
20:39 < Omega> a Debian PC maybe with IPCop or the Dell PC running pfsense
20:39 < lowkey> why the obsession with pre-built firewall distros?
20:40 < Omega> lowkey, much easier to configure and since I'm just securing a home network I don't want to dive into iptables rules
20:40 < lowkey> just install debian. apt-get iptables + tc
20:40 < lowkey> and openssh
20:40 < lowkey> and start writing.
20:40 < lowkey> wimp.
20:40 < Omega> lowkey, meh. I have a life
20:40 < Omega> so I can't sit here and dive into 700+ lines of paranoid code
20:41 * jimmiejaz steals lowkey's beer
20:41 < Omega> maybe on weekends
20:41 < lowkey> most people have 10-20 line iptables setups for home.
20:41 < lowkey> same for pf.
20:41 < Omega> but I can't do that on a day-to-day basis. It's not that it's hard... just time consuming
20:41 * lowkey slaps jimmiejaz with a hockey stick so he feels at home.
20:41 < jimmiejaz> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:41 < lowkey> eh
20:42 < Omega> lowkey, why not use a pre-built firewall distro when I can add/remove the same rules as I would on a debian/bsd box?
20:42 < Omega> pfsense is nice in terms of configuration
20:42 < lowkey> control over packages installed in addition to control over rules.
20:42 < Omega> lots of space to do shit
20:42 < lowkey> duh.
20:42 < Omega> lowkey, umm... why would I want additional packages?
20:42 < lowkey> i dunno.
20:43 < lowkey> but it comes up.
20:43 < Omega> lol
20:43 < lowkey> things like ddclient.
20:43 < Omega> you're a fool. lol :D
20:43 < lowkey> and you're a lazy fool.
20:43 < Omega> control over rules is good
20:43 < Omega> pfsense gives me that so far
20:43 < lowkey> total control is good.
20:43 < Omega> no complaining on its features. Just curious if I made a 'mistake' in doing so for a home network
20:44 < lowkey> it will work but its not the best solution
20:44 < Omega> I can deny/pass rules as I would on an iptables/pf.conf file... so it should do the job fine
20:45 < lowkey> see this is fun. you dont really care about others opinions, you just want someone to tell you that you made the right choice.
20:45 < Omega> nah
20:45 < lowkey> insecurities much?
20:45 < Omega> I do care about other's opinions
20:45 < Omega> otherwise I wouldn't have asked..
20:45 < lowkey> must suck to need the approval of strangers.
20:45 < Omega> occasionally
20:46 < Omega> depends on the stranger
20:46 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: hear about the dead somali in denver?
20:46 < Omega> if the stranger is a lunatic with 0 common sense and the IQ of a Fajita, then yea it sucks
20:46 < jimmiejaz> what's the punchline?
20:46 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: found him with 1lb of crystaline cyanide.
20:46 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: FBI instantly said "its not terrorism related"
20:46 < jimmiejaz> source?
20:47 < lowkey> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403982,00.html
20:48 < lowkey> it was on cnn earlier too but i dont see it now
20:48 < lowkey> http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3801432&l=http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/17181011/detail.html
20:48 < lowkey> fark --> Man found dead in Denver hotel room had one pound of cyanide, was Somali living in Canada, and had recently warned of "death" on religious internet chat room
20:49 < lowkey> but its not terrorist related.
20:50 < BabyDoll> How many people can a pound keel
20:50 < Omega> my crotch smells like cabbage and tooth decay
20:50 < lowkey> BabyDoll: with the right delivery system in a confined space........a few thousand.
20:51 < BabyDoll> Do you think he was going to put it in some vent or AC system?
20:51 < lowkey> hmmmm the DNC is in Denver in two weeks.
20:51 < Omega> btw, what's the status on that whole Georgia/Russia dilemma?
20:51 < Omega> Is the US going to intervene?
20:52 < BabyDoll> Supposedly.
20:52 < lowkey> no fucking way.
20:52 < BabyDoll> lowkey, that may have been the target.
20:52 < lowkey> ne way is the US getting involved in a war in Russias backyard.
20:52 < lowkey> BabyDoll: either that or he was trying to sell it to someone that would use it.
20:52 < Omega> that's what I wanna know...
20:52 < lowkey> s/ne/no/
20:52 < BabyDoll> We can't afford another orw
20:52 < Omega> We sure can't
20:53 < Omega> especially against a country who's trigger happy with those nukes
20:53 < lowkey> yes. russia is trigger happy with nukes.
20:53 < lowkey> russia a country thats never used a nuke in anger is trigger-happy
20:54 < lowkey> do you know how dumb you sound?
20:54 < BabyDoll> The problem is I think all these things are not what they appear to be but are planned by an external source.
20:54 < jimmiejaz> why am I getting MST3K flashbacks... 'but it's not terrorism" (but I'm not an alien)
20:54 < Omega> You apparently have a lack of understanding metaphorical statements which shows how retarded you are
20:54 < lowkey> look up metaphorical. thats not it.
20:54 < lowkey> not even close.
20:55 < lowkey> so learn english. then try again.
20:55 < Omega> lowkey, look up "socializing"
20:55 < Omega> you're not it
20:55 < BabyDoll> How did this turn into a snapping competition.
20:55 < lowkey> says the man who openned his conversation with strangers with "hey retards"
20:55 < Omega> Besides the point, BabyDoll, I really don't think that the US can afford another war either
20:56 < Omega> and you answered.... lol ... says a lot
20:56 < lowkey> hey i'm not the one whining about getting flack.
20:57 < lowkey> you start and then can't take the joke.
20:57 < lowkey> pretty fscking lame.
20:57 < Omega> BabyDoll, how did it turn into a snapping competition? Apparently, lowcock has a low tolerence for anything besides his ego. So, that said, a common discussion is not probable without someone like him perpetually trying to belittle the other person
20:58 < Omega> lowkey, lol I love jokes dude
20:58 < lowkey> wow. responding in kind to someones "jesting" makes me the bad guy.
20:58 < BabyDoll> Why can't we all just get along.
20:58 < Omega> I just said what my crotch smells like... Jokes is something I enjoy. I enjoy laughing
20:58 < lowkey> fuck it. nuke em all from orbit. its the only way to be sure.
20:59 < Omega> BabyDoll, no ones arguing ;) just having an undecisive discussion
20:59 < Omega> lowkey, I agree
20:59 < lowkey> Omega: apparently only your own jokes though. just can't take it.
20:59 * jimmiejaz sets mode +BOFH on lowkey
20:59 < Omega> lowkey, get at me :) I have no problems with insults
20:59 < lowkey> yeah he says that after whining.
20:59 < Omega> you should maybe take your own advice
20:59 < lowkey> real macho.
21:00 * lowkey hasn't complained at all.
21:00 < Omega> nah. testostorone is not my thing
21:00 < BabyDoll> This is how orsw get started.
21:00 < lowkey> bah.
21:00 < lowkey> wars get started the way the soviets do it. move in quickly with tanks, and artillery.
21:00 < Omega> wars get started because people are obessed with power/money/hate
21:01 < lowkey> keep kicking ass until the other side whines for relief.
21:01 < lowkey> then kick ass for a while longer to make sure they get the point.
21:01 < jimmiejaz> I'd start a war just so I wouldn't be bored.
21:01 < lowkey> war is population control.
21:01 < lowkey> it kills the stupid.
21:01 < jimmiejaz> service guarantees citizenship
21:01 < Omega> lowkey, if that were the case, the humans would be extinct ;)
21:02 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: do you want to know more?
21:02 < Omega> the/then
21:02 < lowkey> bah. we're no where near that good at killing each other.
21:02 < jimmiejaz> it's just starting on TV here.
21:02 < lowkey> we might be able to kill most of humanity but not all.
21:02 < Omega> why can't shit be like fucking Star Trek? -_-
21:03 < lowkey> those silly canadians would probably survive and thrive in nuclear winter.
21:03 < lowkey> because star trek was gay.
21:03 < Omega> meh... cpt kirk got more ass than a toilet
21:03 < Omega> literally
21:04 < jimmiejaz> not as much as Han Solo.
21:04 < lowkey> Han shot first.
21:04 < Omega> psh
21:04 < Omega> Han smashed Leia
21:04 < Omega> that was it
21:04 < Omega> after that, chewy got killed in the series and Leia grew a mustachhe
21:04 < Omega> mustache*
21:04 < lowkey> you think in all of his years smuggling that Han didn't have a bimbo on every planet he visited?
21:04 < Omega> IIf anyone got more ass than Kirk it was Jabba
21:04 < Omega> hands down
21:05 < lowkey> bah.
21:05 < jimmiejaz> in the original cut, Han was making out with a babe in Mos Esley
21:05 < lowkey> true.
21:05 < lowkey> hmmm kirk was fat, jabba was fat. maybe Omega is projecting his internal hopes that chicks go for fat dudes.
21:05 < Omega> Han was a good lookin dude, though
21:06 < Omega> lowkey, chicks LOVE fat dudes
21:06 < Omega> abs are way overrated dude
21:06 < Omega> a girl would rather lay on a flabby belly than hard rock abs simply because the fat is much more "comfy"
21:07 < Omega> they'd fucking get stiff neck on abs
21:07 < BabyDoll> Um.
21:07 < BabyDoll> I disagree. lol
21:07 < lowkey> ROFL.
21:07 < lowkey> nice theory.
21:07 < Omega> lol it ALMOST worked
21:07 < lowkey> go test in the real world. the SIMS might be clouding your judgement.
21:07 < Omega> BabyDoll, you shattered my hopes... you really did
21:07 < Omega> actually
21:07 < Omega> I'm not fat
21:07 < Omega> in all honesty. I'm 6'4 217lbs
21:08 < BabyDoll> Too tall.
21:08 < Omega> used to play football/soccer
21:08 < lowkey> big whoop.
21:08 < Omega> BabyDoll, too tall would be being diagnosed with Gigantism
21:08 < BabyDoll> Too tall for me. :)
21:08 < Omega> I think I'm moderate ;)
21:08 < Omega> BabyDoll, how tall are you?
21:08 < BabyDoll> Def not 6'4.
21:09 < Omega> lowkey, psh. You're what? 4'11 310 lbs or something?
21:09 < lowkey> 6'2"
21:09 < lowkey> 270-280. depending on the day.
21:09 < Omega> what? do you crap 10 lbs or something certain days?
21:09 < lowkey> yes.
21:10 < BabyDoll> Gosh all you guys are really tall.
21:10 < BabyDoll> Who would've thought.
21:10 < Omega> BabyDoll, that's standard nowadays
21:10 < Omega> how tall are you? 5"4?
21:10 < BabyDoll> I've never been with anyone more than 5'8 I think.
21:10 < lowkey> good nutrition. makes you tall.
21:11 < Omega> I just drink tons of water :P
21:11 < BabyDoll> I guess you can say that with heels.
21:11 < lowkey> beer.
21:11 < lowkey> breakfast of champions.
21:11 < Omega> I've had gf's that were about 4'10 (the shortest)
21:11 < BabyDoll> My goodness.
21:11 < BabyDoll> That must've looked really strange.
21:12 < Omega> yea... we looked like circus freaks. kinda what I imagine lowkey to look like
21:12 < Omega> but besides that
21:12 < Omega> I've never dated anyone above 5'7
21:12 < lowkey> i've leave the metrosexual crap to you.
21:12 < Omega> ain't nothin' wrong with lookin good
21:12 < Omega> metrosexual... sometimes
21:13 < lowkey> bah. its just another way to say "gay".
21:13 < Omega> I though you just say "gay" and that was that
21:13 < Omega> or homo
21:13 < BabyDoll> Maybe it is a hip way of being politically correct.
21:13 < jimmiejaz> http://static.zooomr.com/images/84262_4b99b90cc9.jpg there's me.
21:14 < lowkey> political correctness is for losers.
21:14 < Omega> the hardest girls to find, though, are the geeky ones. NEVER EVER have I been able to find one
21:14 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: in the box?
21:14 < jimmiejaz> yup :D
21:14 < lowkey> best picture evar!
21:14 < BabyDoll> Omega, they are probably in hiding.
21:15 < BabyDoll> behind a book.
21:15 < Omega> http://www.chrisburke.org/images/homepage.jpg that's me in the middle with my two dads
21:15 < Omega> BabyDoll, not too many of those in nyc
21:16 < lowkey> two dads and a do-it-yourself kit?
21:16 < lowkey> lol
21:16 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: see that hillary got herself on the rollcall ballot for denver?
21:16 < jimmiejaz> yeah
21:16 < BabyDoll> If you can't find them in nyc, you won't find them anywhere?
21:16 < Omega> I would so bang Hillary
21:17 < lowkey> now all she needs is some dirt or maybe an "accident"
21:17 < lowkey> i wouldn't go near her with jimmiejaz's cock.
21:17 < Omega> BabyDoll, lol been living here for over 24 years. I only find dumb blondes or horny latinas
21:17 < Omega> never a smart horny one...
21:17 < Omega> that's like striking gold
21:17 < lowkey> stupid women aren't worth the time.
21:17 < BabyDoll> *cough*
21:17 < jimmiejaz> I lived in NYC, fun town.
21:18 < Omega> jimmiejaz, the village is awesome
21:18 < lowkey> bah.
21:18 < Omega> lowkey, you wouldn't bang hillary?
21:18 * lowkey prefers flyover country.
21:18 < Omega> you're insane
21:18 < BabyDoll> I live in NY but I'm no dummy.
21:18 < lowkey> not a chance.
21:18 < Omega> BabyDoll, in the city?
21:18 < BabyDoll> Upstate.
21:18 < Omega> lowkey, dude... that woman is sexy. I'd whip her with a RJ45 cable and have Bill watch
21:19 < Omega> BabyDoll, I live in the Bronx :\
21:19 < Omega> the nicest of neighborhoods
21:19 < BabyDoll> You're not too far from me then.
21:19 < Omega> Where upstate? Buffalo?
21:20 * lowkey is pretty sure hillary is the one with the penis in that relationship.
21:20 < BabyDoll> Above Westchester.
21:20 < Omega> lowkey, whatever dude. penis or not I'd bang her out
21:20 < Omega> BabyDoll, ah, like 30-45 minutes away
21:20 < Omega> cool
21:20 < lowkey> hey if you like being a sub thats up to you.
21:20 < lowkey> but its not my thing.
21:21 < BabyDoll> lowkey, it would be for the right girl, wouldn't it? ;)
21:21 < lowkey> not one i've met yet.
21:22 < BabyDoll> Obviously not. :)
21:22 < lowkey> but its not inconceivable.
21:22 < lowkey> just highly improbable.
21:22 < jimmiejaz> ahhhh, beer
21:23 < lowkey> alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
21:23 < BabyDoll> Then why don't we go to orw drunk.
21:24 * lowkey was a marine. when we could, we did.
21:24 < BabyDoll> That's not something that's comforting to hear. lol
21:25 < lowkey> LT used to joke that there wasn't anything we couldn't do if the air boys kept dropping cases of cold beer a mile in front of us.
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21:25 < BabyDoll> lol
21:25 < lowkey> marines are supposed to be comforting.
21:25 < BabyDoll> As long as you don't get hit by one.
21:26 < lowkey> "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand
21:26 < lowkey> ready to do violence on their behalf."
21:26 < lowkey> George Orwell
21:27 < rodney> :)
21:27 < BabyDoll> Thanks for serving.
21:28 < jimmiejaz> Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare. -Anthony Burgess
21:28 < lowkey> you're welcome.
21:30 < lowkey> wait.
21:30 < lowkey> typo.
21:30 < BabyDoll> Where?
21:30 < lowkey> that was supposed to read "marines aren't supposed to be comforting."
21:31 < BabyDoll> Oh :)
21:31 -!- protocol [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp
21:31 < protocol> hey ladies
21:31 < lowkey> whats up sexy?
21:31 < protocol> nothing much :)
21:31 < protocol> what's going on?
21:31 < lowkey> bashing on a newb. hanging out.
21:31 < lowkey> you?
21:32 < lowkey> although it's almost beer thirty.
21:33 -!- protocol_ [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp
21:33 < protocol_> that was gay
21:33 < protocol_> what noob are you bashing on?
21:33 < protocol_> oooh please tell me
21:33 -!- Omega_ [~0mega_@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #linuxhelp
21:33 < BabyDoll> Speaking of.
21:33 < Omega_> what the fuck happened?
21:33 < protocol_> ^ this guy?
21:34 < protocol_> is it me or is irc acting kinda gay?
21:34 < Omega_> it
21:34 < Omega_> it's you
21:34 < protocol_> ...
21:34 < protocol_> lowkey, are you talking about this guy?
21:34 < Omega_> what guy?
21:34 < protocol_> uh you
21:35 < Omega_> what about me
21:35 < protocol_> Don't know yet... trying to figure it out
21:35 < lowkey> yep.
21:35 < protocol_> lol Omega_, you're giving my friends problems?
21:35 -!- protocol [~suckitgood@ChatJunkies-d6b35cc5.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
21:35 < lowkey> its kind of like low hanging fruit. sometimes you just can't help yourself.
21:35 < Omega_> oops
21:35 < Omega_> look at poor protocol
21:35 < Omega_> he quit
21:35 < Omega_> lmao
21:35 < Omega_> noob
21:36 < protocol_> huh?
21:36 < protocol_> what are you talking about tard?
21:36 * lowkey notes a difference between protocol and protocol_
21:36 < Omega_> ...
21:36 < lowkey> open ass, insert head.
21:36 < lowkey> but you knew that already.
21:37 < protocol_> Omega_, apparently you don't know how to pay attention to detail... kind of an idiot aren't cha?
21:37 < Omega_> lowkey, weren't we cool like 2 minutes ago?
21:37 < lowkey> nope.
21:37 < lowkey> i just got lazy.
21:37 < Omega_> protocol_, lol. I'm an idiot? really?
21:37 < protocol_> I believe that's correct my friend
21:38 < Omega_> kiss ass protocol_ You just came here
21:38 < protocol_> lowkey, what made you guys label him a dickhead? I'm assuming he jumped in this chan and began ranting crap?
21:38 < lowkey> not really.
21:38 < protocol_> Omega_, nice comeback
21:38 < lowkey> he was minorly provocative and i was bored.
21:39 < protocol_> omg.. where the fuck do these idiots come from?
21:39 < lowkey> pretty much amaetur hour.
21:39 < protocol_> haven't had those in a long time... :P
21:39 < lowkey> damn why does beer take out the spelling first.
21:39 < lowkey> ?
21:39 < Omega_> lol. Me an amaeture? right. lowkey, cause I'm the dickhead saying "rm -rf /" ...
21:39 < lowkey> nope that was me.
21:40 * lowkey doesn't deny being an asshole.
21:40 < jimmiejaz> echo 'int main() { for(;;) fork(); }' | gcc -x c - && ./a.out <- Test for memory errors
21:40 < protocol_> lowkey, because it just does. that's what makes it fun
21:40 < rodney> LOL
21:40 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: i like bash better for that.
21:40 < protocol_> Omega_, dude, lowkey is the biggest asshole, hands down. But you need to gain some sort of "respect" around here to even consider thinking it
21:41 < jimmiejaz> find /home -type d -exec chmod 007 {} \; <- information wants to be free
21:41 < Omega_> protocol_, who are you? the irc god?
21:41 < lowkey> $ :{}{ :|:&};:
21:41 < jimmiejaz> rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'` <- get rid of space-hog files
21:41 < lowkey> have you been reading my aliases file again?
21:42 < protocol_> psh... first off, God's real name is "marlin". Secondly, you're a fucking dumbass with the IQ of a rock
21:42 < Omega_> protocol_, ...
21:42 < protocol_> ooh I made a cool script in my .bashrc which extracts any/all files with the "extract" command... got lazy and didn't want to type "unrar" or "tar" anymore
21:43 < Omega_> can I have it?
21:43 < protocol_> uh no
21:43 < jimmiejaz> gzip -dc foo.tar.gz |tar xvf -
21:43 < Omega_> why?
21:43 < protocol_> because your name is Omega
21:43 < protocol_> lowkey, where the fuck did this guy come from seriously?
21:43 < lowkey> my lastest fav is a script to dump open/listening/established network ports from lsof with associated processes.
21:44 < lowkey> dunno, just showed up asking about pfsense.
21:44 < protocol_> jimmiejaz, dude, I'm way to lazy to do any of that shit
21:44 < protocol_> pfsense? why not just write rules from scratch? much better?
21:44 < Omega_> because I'm not looking for anything complicated. Just something simple
21:44 * lowkey has alias q=exit and alias :q=exit
21:44 < protocol_> then why come in here and ask?
21:44 < lowkey> insecure.
21:44 < Omega_> Because I wanted an opinion...
21:45 < lowkey> err insecurities. as in personal. not pfsense.
21:45 < protocol_> Hmm.. an opinion that you're going to be overlooking. sure
21:45 < Omega_> Has nothing to do with insecurities, lowcock. It was just opinion. I have a Debian system and I was just asking what was the easist way to configure a home based firewall/router
21:46 < protocol_> Omega_, well, that all depends. I, personally, have a Debian ITX system running iptables rules that I wrote from scratch
21:46 < protocol_> If you're looking for something "just to have", then use something like pfsense or pf
21:47 < lowkey> ooh so creative. lowcock.
21:47 < protocol_> and why the fuck are you asking a question about bsd in a #linuxhelp chan?
21:47 < lowkey> well it does swing low compared to your pubic hair impersonator.
21:47 < Omega_> because I figured that you linux retards would have more sense than those BSD guys
21:48 < protocol_> And how can you call us retards when you're asking for our opinions?
21:48 * lowkey waves the red cape in front of jimmiejaz "it's your turn now"
21:48 < protocol_> ironic isn't it?
21:48 < Omega_> I was just looking for an opinion dickhead. No need to get stupid
21:48 < protocol_> lmao wow.
21:48 < jimmiejaz> FreeBSD 7.0-STABLE #0: Wed May 14 13:17:21 EDT 2008 root@fortytwo.zapto.org:/usr/obj/usr/src/sys/FORTYTWO
21:49 < protocol_> jimmiejaz, running pf on that?
21:49 * lowkey gets a chair and popcorn to watch the smackdown.
21:49 * jimmiejaz has no sense lowcock, it can't be my turn.
21:49 < jimmiejaz> nah, IPFW for now.
21:49 < protocol_> nice
21:49 < lowkey> but "those bsd guys" was meant in the worst way.
21:49 * lowkey is sure of it.
21:49 < lowkey> and he wanted to bad mouth canadia.
21:49 < lowkey> but he was scared.
21:49 < lowkey> and bacon. he hates bacon.
21:50 < jimmiejaz> but 'those bsd guys' are above anything 'linux'
21:50 < lowkey> are you going to let him think bad thoughts about bacon
21:50 < lowkey> ?
21:50 < jimmiejaz> where's the twatcrumb?
21:50 < lowkey> LOL
21:50 < Omega_> lowkey, you're an idiot
21:50 < Omega_> you have got to be the most isolated person I've met... do you write these things down?
21:51 < protocol_> btw, Omega_... in all honesty, you come in here, asking a question, then these people offer their opinion (which is worth something to us) and you continue to perpetuate rhetorical questions that just... sounds stupid.
21:51 < protocol_> just stop the talking and do yourself a favor
21:51 < protocol_> find the biggest magnet you can and sit it on top of your pfsense machine
21:51 < protocol_> it will do it some justice with you running it
21:51 < jimmiejaz> remember, suicide is always an option.
21:52 < Omega_> jimmiejaz, have you considered it?
21:52 < lowkey> Vox's first law: any sufficiently advance intelligence is indistinguishable from insanity.
21:52 < jimmiejaz> I've done it many times, I've just got too much of the Tvirus in my blood to stop.
21:53 < jimmiejaz> http://site.despair.com/despairwear/urafailure/?sort=collection
21:53 < Omega_> protocol_, first off, no ones perpetuating anything. You wouldn't know shit because you weren't even here fucktard. Secondly, a magnet? Really? wow. That was so good... you guys need to seriously learn to stop being so antisocial and stop being fucking stupid
21:53 < lowkey> what is the correlation between high iq and depression? is it just the realization that everyone else is a dumbass?
21:53 < protocol_> erm... antisocial?
21:53 < protocol_> do you hear yourself?
21:53 < protocol_> lol @ lowkey I like that
21:54 < jimmiejaz> CJs, antisocial? Nah, never.
21:54 < Omega_> uh yea. I hear myself perfectly fine
21:54 < jimmiejaz> hearing voices... that's a sign.
21:54 < protocol_> dude, I can guarantee I have more of a social life than you do. Better yet... I bet that I probably have more people on one page of my addy book than you know in your life
21:55 < Omega_> sure. lol. you don't even know me. rofl. dude, where are you from?
21:55 < jimmiejaz> if you'll excuse me, I have to take my micropenis out and make a peepee
21:55 < lowkey> lol
21:55 < lowkey> and i'm out of here. beer-thirty.
21:55 < protocol_> My residence isn't relevant to this convo, boy. But if you're so intrigued, New York City.
21:55 < lowkey> have fun protocol_
21:55 < lowkey> have a nice night BabyDoll
21:55 < lowkey> nite jimmiejaz
21:55 < protocol_> laters lowkey
21:55 < BabyDoll> Another Nyer?
21:55 < Omega_> NYC?
21:56 < Omega_> where in NYc?
21:56 < Omega_> I live in the Bronx
21:56 < protocol_> funny. so do I.
21:56 < BabyDoll> I'm upstate.
21:56 < BabyDoll> Maybe you're neighbors.
21:56 < jimmiejaz> have a few for me.
21:56 < protocol_> nice, BabyDoll :)
21:56 < Omega_> Where in the Bronx?
21:56 < protocol_> I live in 179st and W. Burnside...
21:57 < protocol_> BabyDoll, very likely. Stupidity is the norm over here
21:57 < Omega_> I love in Fordham and University. You live like 2 blocks from me
21:57 < protocol_> that's great you idiot. Don't even think I'll hang out with you
21:57 < algerion> heh
21:58 < Omega_> I wasn't gonna even suggest that dick. lol I bet you live with your mommy and daddy
21:58 < Omega_> lmao
21:58 < BabyDoll> Small world.
21:58 < algerion> anyone know what might cause a ping latency of almost 9000ms on a wireless connection while in the same room as the ap?
21:59 < rodney> christmas tree lights
21:59 < protocol_> actually, no. I own two houses. A one family on the corner of Andrews Ave and a two family on Loring Place. I guarantee that you live in the PJ's. And I'm sure I make more than you.
21:59 < algerion> christmas tree lights... of course
21:59 < Omega_> Yea... I do live in the projects. I live in River Park Towers, to be exact.
21:59 < protocol_> lmao.
22:00 < protocol_> and you're making fun?
22:00 < protocol_> dude, just stop now before I make you regret coming in here
22:00 < Omega_> and you don't make more than me
22:00 < jimmiejaz> http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/texfrost/th_enjoy_life__eat_out_more_often.jpg
22:00 < protocol_> that's nice. What do you do and how much?
22:00 < Omega_> I ain't gonna say
22:01 < protocol_> why? You're so sure... why worry
22:01 < protocol_> BabyDoll, where upstate?
22:01 < BabyDoll> Above Westchester.
22:01 < Omega_> I'm a junior programmer for Ramp-Up Systems in the city... 34/hr.
22:02 < protocol_> BabyDoll, that's wassup
22:02 < protocol_> dude... a junior programmer?
22:02 < BabyDoll> Pardon?
22:02 < protocol_> BabyDoll, lol that means "nice"
22:02 < BabyDoll> Oh. :)
22:02 < Omega_> yes a junior programmer
22:02 < BabyDoll> Nice to meet you.
22:02 < protocol_> Umm. I'm a senior applications dev for a fortune 500 company (TIAA-CREF). That's all I gotta say
22:03 < Omega_> sure! lmao
22:03 < protocol_> ?
22:03 < Omega_> and you live in the Bronx?
22:03 < Omega_> lol
22:03 < protocol_> uh yea. I'm buying property... wow. Ever heard of Real Estate?
22:03 < Omega_> yea ok
22:03 < Omega_> and you're making what?
22:03 < Omega_> 25/hr
22:04 < algerion> can't go wrong with property...
22:04 < BabyDoll> If you know how to teach stuff like C C++ Perl, you could make $100/hour.
22:04 < protocol_> Omega_, did you not read "senior app dev" for a fortune 500 company? My resume alone would make you kill yourself... why are you even still talking
22:05 < Omega_> uh huh.
22:05 < protocol_> *sigh* 212-490-9000 that's the number to the TIAA-CREF directory operator
22:06 < protocol_> and ask for Yaris
22:06 < BabyDoll> For what?
22:06 < Omega_> whatever dude
22:06 < protocol_> BabyDoll, he's denying the fact that I work for the company I'm saying... so he can call and find out
22:06 < BabyDoll> Oh. :)
22:06 < BabyDoll> Can I call you? lol
22:07 < BabyDoll> j/k :)
22:07 < BabyDoll> Don't worry. I won't call.
22:07 < protocol_> If you want you can ;)
22:07 < BabyDoll> I wouldn't know what to say.
22:07 < BabyDoll> I talk more when I'm typing. lol
22:07 < protocol_> say "Hi, protocol. It's BabyDoll."
22:07 < protocol_> You have to ask for Yaris first
22:07 < protocol_> lol
22:08 < BabyDoll> lol
22:08 < Omega_> Omega_, anyway. What languages do you know?
22:08 < protocol_> I'm familiar with C++/C, python, ruby, perl, php, C# and XML
22:09 < protocol_> and you ok?
22:09 < protocol_> you're typing to yourself dick
22:09 < Omega_> forgot... was drinking coffee
22:09 < protocol_> uh huh
22:09 < Omega_> nice list
22:09 < Omega_> I know C++/C and Python
22:09 < protocol_> don't care...
22:09 < protocol_> lol. I didn't ask
22:09 < Omega_> Why are you all such fucking assholes?
22:10 < protocol_> I don't know... that's a good question
22:10 < protocol_> I think it all depends on the person we're talking to
22:10 < Omega_> Dude, you're getting on my nerves
22:11 < jimmiejaz> there's an easy solution for that /quit
22:11 < protocol_> so you say... want me to apologize
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22:11 < Omega_> I know where you live now
22:11 < protocol_> is that a threat?
22:11 < protocol_> Please say it is
22:11 < protocol_> PLEASE
22:11 < Omega_> It is a threat and what
22:11 < Omega_> what you gonna do call the police
22:11 < Omega_> lol you a snitch?
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22:11 [ algerion] [ ezcruci ] [ Leprykaun] [ nexu ] [ rwg ]
22:11 [ BabyDoll] [ h ] [ lowkey ] [ Omega_ ] [ scrunch ]
22:11 [ banshee ] [ jimmiejaz ] [ m ] [ phr0sty ] [ tahooie ]
22:11 -!- Irssi: #linuxhelp: Total of 25 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 24 normal]
22:12 < jimmiejaz> nah, there's an officer in the channel.
22:12 < protocol_> dude, in all honesty, you need to relax. You have no idea who you're talking to
22:12 < Omega_> now you want to sound tough in front of your "friends"? lol come on homeboy
22:12 < Omega_> don't get picked
22:12 < protocol_> *sigh*
22:13 < protocol_> You're talking too much
22:13 < Omega_> So what you wanna do
22:13 < Omega_> ?!?!?!?!?
22:13 < Omega_> You were talking reckless earlier
22:13 < Omega_> and now you wanna start telling me to calm down
22:13 < Omega_> ?
22:14 < protocol_> you know what... let's do this. Let's meet in the corner of University Ave and W. 179
22:14 < BabyDoll> Omega_, please calm down.
22:14 < protocol_> you're talking too much
22:14 < Omega_> Omega_, lol oh so you wanna throw down?
22:14 < protocol_> You're finally picking things up quicker than usual
22:14 < BabyDoll> Take a few deep breaths.
22:14 < protocol_> I'll meet you over there
22:14 < protocol_> I'm getting dressed now
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22:15 < BabyDoll> Don't.
22:15 < BabyDoll> Please.
22:15 < Omega_> lol
22:15 < Omega_> this dude thinks im playin
22:15 < BabyDoll> Don't go.
22:15 < rodney> pussy wouldnt fight anyway :P
22:15 < Omega_> rodney, who you talkin to?
22:15 < rodney> you
22:15 < Omega_> lol
22:16 < Omega_> i aint gonna fight
22:16 < Omega_> I'm takin somethin else
22:16 < rodney> yeah some people are just pussies
22:16 < Omega_> rodney, you talk tough over a computer
22:16 < Omega_> anyway
22:16 < rodney> but still you always be polite..
22:16 < rodney> exactly
22:16 < rodney> ...
22:16 < Omega_> gonna go c "protocoL"
22:16 < Omega_> laters
22:16 < rodney> sure
22:16 < BabyDoll> Don't go.
22:16 < BabyDoll> Omega_
22:17 * jimmiejaz is trying to find the nearest streaming cam, I wanna see this.
22:17 < BabyDoll> I don't want any fighting... or any violence.
22:18 < rodney> BabyDoll: men like fighting... i wouldnt worry
22:18 < BabyDoll> Omega_, please don't go.
22:19 < BabyDoll> rodney, I'm scared.
22:19 < rodney> think of it like good excercise
22:19 < BabyDoll> I think he's packing a you know what.
22:19 < jimmiejaz> firearm?
22:19 < BabyDoll> Yes.
22:19 < rodney> lol
22:20 < BabyDoll> That's why he said he's not going to fight. He's taking something else.
22:20 < rodney> poeple say alot of things on irc
22:20 < jimmiejaz> a lot*
22:20 < rodney> sorry
22:20 < BabyDoll> But they don't always live 2 blocks away.
22:21 < rodney> ah well if its the case that all that is true....
22:21 < BabyDoll> How are we going to know they're all right?
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22:21 < BabyDoll> I have to call the number tomorrow morning?
22:21 < BabyDoll> And ask for Yaris?
22:21 < rodney> lol you worry too much :P
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22:22 < rodney> think about whats happened...
22:22 < rodney> atleast one of them isnt that stupid right ?
22:23 < BabyDoll> Oh boy....
22:23 < BabyDoll> I just better not see anything on the news tonight.
22:23 < BabyDoll> Like Breaking News.
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22:24 < BabyDoll> They probably already met.
22:24 < rodney> :/
22:24 < BabyDoll> It's been 8 minutes and it doesn't take 2 minutes to go 2 blocks.
22:25 < rodney> omega is prolly only looking out his windows, shaking...
22:25 < rodney> protocal is prolly in bed
22:25 < BabyDoll> I hope protocol is in bed.
22:25 < BabyDoll> But it didn't sound like it.
22:26 < rodney> at the most
22:26 < BabyDoll> I hope he checks back in.
22:26 < rodney> lol
22:26 < BabyDoll> To let us know he's okay.
22:26 < rodney> anyway it could be a good fight
22:27 < rodney> would be funny to see it on cam prolly
22:27 < jimmiejaz> http://www.google.ca/search?num=50&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial&hs=6d9&q=nyc+webcams+&btnG=Search&meta= what do you think I'm looking for.
22:27 < rodney> geek fight !!!
22:27 < rodney> hehe
22:28 < BabyDoll> I hope they just slap each other with help manuals.
22:29 < algerion> wait... so these jokers are going to throw down?
22:30 < rodney> we can but hope
22:30 < algerion> quick someone find a webcam on that intersection
22:30 < algerion> lol
22:30 < BabyDoll> wow Gold dropped below $800.
22:31 < algerion> ah, I see I was way to slow with that
22:32 < BabyDoll> Did anyone find the webcam for that location?
22:33 < jimmiejaz> not a big intersection, doubtful there'd be one, but had to look
22:33 < BabyDoll> I just want to make sure they don't keel each other.
22:34 < jimmiejaz> less pixels on my monitor
22:36 < rodney> bah
22:36 < BabyDoll> Somebody go drive there and see what's going on.
22:36 < BabyDoll> Oh, wait. I'm the closest to the location.
22:36 < rodney> lol
22:37 < BabyDoll> But I don't know how to get there so it will take me a few days.
22:38 < jimmiejaz> I'll be there in about 8 hours (legally)
22:38 < BabyDoll> Oh you're not that far either.
22:39 < jimmiejaz> centre of the universe.
22:39 < BabyDoll> Where's that?
22:39 < jimmiejaz> Toronto
22:39 < BabyDoll> Oh.
22:40 < BabyDoll> I've been there. Nice place.
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22:42 < BabyDoll> protocol!!
22:42 < protocol> wha a fuckin pussy dude
22:42 < protocol> omg
22:43 < protocol> he's still logged in?
22:43 < BabyDoll> I can't believe you did that.
22:43 < protocol> i think i broke my pinky
22:43 < protocol> brb
22:43 < BabyDoll> You didn't really throw punches did you?
22:44 < jimmiejaz> learn to throw a punch
22:44 < protocol> did he say anythin about bringing a knife?
22:44 < jimmiejaz> no
22:44 < protocol> what a fucking idiot dude
22:44 < protocol> he brought four people with him
22:44 < BabyDoll> Yikes.
22:44 < rodney> idiot... i hope you battered them all :)
22:45 < protocol> i was waitin for him in a car and i knew it was him because he was actually waiting in the corner for a couple of min
22:45 < protocol> fuckin bastard stabbed me a bit on my knee tho
22:45 < BabyDoll> Ouch.
22:45 < rodney> eek
22:45 < rodney> you alright ?
22:45 < protocol> brb gotta get nother towle
22:45 < BabyDoll> :(
22:46 < BabyDoll> You should've drove away. :(
22:46 < BabyDoll> protocol's bleeding :(
22:46 < protocol> wasnt my car
22:46 < protocol> what a fukin pusst dude
22:47 < BabyDoll> Is your knee going to be okay?
22:47 < BabyDoll> And your pinky?
22:47 < protocol> he said snything bout bringing anything
22:47 < BabyDoll> Yes.
22:47 < BabyDoll> But he didn't mention what.
22:48 < protocol> ok
22:48 < BabyDoll> I thought it was a gnu (intentionally spelled incorrectly).
22:48 < protocol> we whooped them ouyt tho
22:48 < protocol> its fucjing hard typing fast with one hand while shaking lol
22:48 < BabyDoll> You could've gotten killed :(
22:49 < protocol> not thefirst time
22:49 < protocol> people talk too much
22:49 < protocol> i did lay his fucking ass out tho
22:50 < protocol> he was a big fucker
22:51 < BabyDoll> He said he's 6'4.
22:51 < protocol> yea bout that
22:51 < protocol> big black dyde
22:52 < protocol> my heads swelling
22:52 < BabyDoll> You need to go to the hospital.
22:53 < protocol> jimmiejaz and its hard to throw a good punch when your gettin punched in the back of the heasd bt another guy lol
22:53 < protocol> i think i do
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22:53 < jimmiejaz> I know.
22:54 < jimmiejaz> I was just teasin
22:54 < protocol> im bleedin quite a bit froim my left knee
22:54 < BabyDoll> :((((((((
22:54 < protocol> brb
22:54 < jimmiejaz> pressure and cold.
22:54 < protocol> gotta get towel
22:54 < BabyDoll> You're going to lose too much blood.
22:54 < rodney> you have someone else there ?
22:55 < BabyDoll> I hope he doesn't come to your house. :(
22:55 < jimmiejaz> knees bleed a ton, little muscles
22:55 < jimmiejaz> like the head.
22:55 < jimmiejaz> a lot of blood isn't abnormal for the smallest cuts
22:55 < BabyDoll> But it's a knife wound.
22:56 < jimmiejaz> yeah, and?
22:56 < protocol> no my friends went home after he stabbed me my boy sammy started shootin in the air
22:56 < protocol> hid friend stabbed
22:56 < jimmiejaz> I've had many myself, depends where they are, how deep they are, how sharp the knife is.
22:56 < protocol> yep
22:56 < BabyDoll> You need tetanus shot.
22:56 < protocol> got stabbed in both hands
22:56 < BabyDoll> I can't believe this happened.
22:57 < rodney> eek becareful you dont lose too much blood
22:57 < BabyDoll> Maybe if I had not been here.
22:57 < protocol> got tooth cracked from a kick to the jaw
22:57 < rodney> and it sounds like you should be making preps to go to the hospital ?
22:57 < protocol> nah
22:57 < rodney> kick to the jaw ?
22:57 < rodney> he could fight then ?
22:57 < protocol> my finger needs a cast probably
22:57 < protocol> but its useless
22:57 < protocol> nah lol
22:58 < protocol> that was a while back
22:58 < rodney> oh
22:58 < protocol> he was alll talk
22:58 < rodney> typical :S
22:59 < BabyDoll> I'm afraid.
22:59 < protocol> i hit him first he was talking too much then i saw a knife and swung. his friends began to hit me and my frinds jumped in i was hitting him for a while the his friend stabbed abd my friend shot
22:59 < BabyDoll> You need a CT Scan to the head.
23:00 < protocol> nah
23:00 < jimmiejaz> a beer, a shot and a smoke.
23:00 < protocol> that i do need
23:00 < protocol> and some alcohol man
23:00 < BabyDoll> Maybe to put on the wound.
23:00 < BabyDoll> To sterilize it.
23:00 < protocol> rubbing a;cohol
23:00 < BabyDoll> But it would hurt.
23:00 < protocol> brb
23:00 < rodney> pretty lame to pull a knife on yer :/
23:01 < protocol> its going to be problems
23:01 < protocol> we live too close
23:01 < protocol> & i aint movin
23:01 < rodney> i mean if someones getting a kicking... and they a pull a knife, you really wanna give em a battering
23:02 < protocol> ill see him again
23:02 < protocol> im gionna have to call out tomorrow
23:02 < rodney> well you know what his like now ;)
23:03 < protocol> thats the problem one of the kids he was with i know from before
23:03 < BabyDoll> eek
23:03 < protocol> i had problems w/ his bro a little time ago
23:03 < protocol> and they like guns... a lot
23:04 < protocol> im not gonna call cops neither
23:04 < BabyDoll> protocol, can I pm you?
23:04 < rodney> well its prolly better/easier to diffuse the situation then
23:05 < protocol> yep
23:05 < BabyDoll> Thank you.
23:05 < rodney> you dont need some moron causing you real grief
23:05 < protocol> rodney lol easier said than done my friend sammy already shot like a dick first and they stabbed me
23:05 < protocol> so yea
23:06 < rodney> eek
23:07 < rodney> although their often as easy to wind down, as up ... but when groups are involved it does complicate things alot
23:08 < protocol> yea
23:08 < protocol> thats the problem
23:08 < jimmiejaz> a lot*
23:08 < protocol> and i hear sirens now
23:08 < BabyDoll> uhoh.
23:09 < rodney> arg... i will learn
23:10 < Omega_> son u know u done now right?
23:10 < Omega_> its a rap son
23:10 < Omega_> just kno that
23:11 < protocol> yewa u brought a knife u fuckin pussy
23:11 < rodney> Omega_: didnt you go a bit overboard already ?
23:11 < protocol> and i still whooped you out
23:11 < Omega_> my boy shanked u tho right
23:11 < Omega_> we know where u live nigga
23:11 < Omega_> know that
23:11 < rodney> was you too scared to just fight him .. man to man ?
23:11 < BabyDoll> Please stop this.
23:11 < Omega_> and u know raras brotha
23:12 < Omega_> rodney shut yo ass up dog
23:12 < protocol> whatever dude u aint the first or the last to threaten
23:12 < protocol> u talkin too muvh again
23:12 < Omega_> u cant even type nigga
23:12 < Omega_> lol
23:12 < protocol> yea u got knocked out
23:13 < rodney> Omega_: your making yourself look stupid ....
23:13 < rodney> and a pussy
23:13 < Omega_> whateva homeboy
23:13 < Omega_> we know who u are and what u look like
23:13 < Omega_> my man rara got u on your knee and u all fucked up
23:13 < rodney> "we" ...
23:13 < Omega_> lol
23:13 < Omega_> its a rap nigga
23:13 < Omega_> dont walk alone
23:13 < rodney> thats not something to be proud about
23:14 < Omega_> when i see you you already kno what fonna happen niggi. its on and poppin
23:14 < protocol> whatever brio
23:14 < protocol> we laid ya out
23:14 < protocol> dont care
23:14 < protocol> and ur boys bro got laid out too
23:15 < protocol> so dont matter
23:15 < Omega_> iight
23:15 < Omega_> when i see u again it aint gonna be wit no knife dog
23:15 < Omega_> 1
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23:15 < protocol> yea...
23:15 < protocol> brb
23:15 < protocol> gonna make a phone call
23:15 < BabyDoll> :(
23:16 < rodney> ...
23:17 < rodney> junior programmer <facepalm>
23:27 < protocol> back
23:29 < protocol> im gonna have a good week
23:29 < rodney> :/
23:29 < protocol> lol
23:29 < rodney> sounds like hassle, and serious danger :(
23:29 < protocol> yea had to make a phone call about that
23:30 < rodney> the guy seemed to go mental about it
23:30 < protocol> some people just cant take an old school beating
23:30 < rodney> hopefully you can calm him right down
23:30 < rodney> yeah its sad really
23:30 < rodney> its like they act like spoilt children
23:31 < protocol> oh well what can u do but handle it right
23:31 < rodney> yerp
23:32 < protocol> anyway
23:32 < protocol> im gonna have to go to the hospital
23:32 < protocol> too much bleeding on the knees and im feeling woozy
23:32 < rodney> arg... best go
23:32 < protocol> ill see u guys laters
23:32 < rodney> take care man
23:33 < protocol> thank
23:33 < protocol> s
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23:34 < rodney> some should really make sure he gets to the hospital now
23:34 < rodney> someone*
23:43 < jimmiejaz> so we know that omega is a little pussy.
23:43 < jimmiejaz> can't show up alone, needs his pussy bitches to help him.
23:44 < rodney> and too stupid to realise he just proved it
23:45 < ZeroHour> fuckingoAIH(S* YUF(*@Y (*Y#@
23:46 < ZeroHour> xeon's hdd kicked the bucket i think
23:46 < ZeroHour> or at least i hope
23:46 < ZeroHour> hope it's not the board
23:46 < ZeroHour> :/
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02:14 < lowkey> omega tried to threaten violence?
02:14 < lowkey> and i missed it?
02:14 * lowkey kicks self
02:16 < rodney> they had a fight and it escalated way out of control :(
02:23 < lowkey> yeah
02:23 < lowkey> just read the logs
02:23 < lowkey> fucking bitch
02:23 < lowkey> whatever happened to man-to-man with fists.
02:23 < lowkey> fucking punks.
02:29 < rodney> i know :S
02:31 < rodney> its a lot more like that everywhere nowadays tho it seems
02:32 < rodney> theres no guns here, but there more of that mentality which will go mental... carry knifes/etc.. come in mobs...yada
02:32 < rodney> well i say no guns...
02:32 < lowkey> i believe in guns.
02:32 < lowkey> god made all men. samuel colt made all men equal.
02:32 < rodney> if they are used properly yes
02:33 < rodney> lol
02:33 < rodney> yeah
02:33 < lowkey> guns are used far more for self defense than for reported crimes.
02:33 < lowkey> so just showing a gun can save your ass
02:33 < lowkey> and an 100lb chick with a gun can defend herself against a 200lb man
02:33 < lowkey> try that without a gun.
02:34 < rodney> yeah true heh
02:34 < lowkey> i dont carry but i'm a former marine.
02:34 < lowkey> my sister i got her a gun to keep in the house (she refuses to carry)
02:35 < lowkey> fuck. this is screwed up.
02:35 < rodney> what the world ?
02:35 < lowkey> that too.
02:35 < rodney> id rather have a gun tbh...
02:35 < lowkey> well if you look at crime statistics for the old west
02:36 < lowkey> when everyone had guns the rate of rape/assualt/etc went way down
02:36 < rodney> all the law does here, is stop the low level bad guys often having one handy
02:37 < rodney> often
02:37 < rodney> depending on location/background/family/yada
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02:40 < lowkey> lag really sucks
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06:17 < jimmiejaz> http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v296/61/91/639644487/n639644487_1171773_2653.jpg
06:17 < jimmiejaz> and I thought canadians had it in the back.
06:17 < jimmiejaz> bag*
06:18 < BabyDoll> Good morning, jimmiejaz
06:18 < jimmiejaz> it's morning.
06:18 < BabyDoll> I want to tell you something.
06:18 < jimmiejaz> I can't stop you.
06:19 < BabyDoll> I think it's really cool that you have a heart to love someone as much as you love newt.
06:19 < jimmiejaz> you're on drugs.
06:19 < BabyDoll> No.
06:19 < BabyDoll> I don't do drugs.
06:19 < AcTiVaTe> Drugs do you?
06:19 < jimmiejaz> you must, cause I don't love her.
06:20 < AcTiVaTe> Hey jimmah
06:20 < BabyDoll> Oh come on. You were blushing 2 nights ago.
06:20 < jimmiejaz> no, I wasn't.
06:20 < BabyDoll> You can deny it all you want but I know the truth.
06:20 * AcTiVaTe feels it coming in the air...
06:20 < BabyDoll> I wish a man could love me that way.
06:20 < BabyDoll> And that much.
06:20 * AcTiVaTe prepares something to clean the windows
06:21 < BabyDoll> But I haven't been that lucky. :)
06:21 < BabyDoll> newt is one lucky girl.
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06:22 < BabyDoll> I was teasing the two of you cuz I envy you. :)
06:23 < BabyDoll> Nothing wrong with being in love.
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06:23 < BabyDoll> Well, I gotta jet. See you later.
06:25 < jimmiejaz> http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/1/b/1b4915193164e710399ab269e1d08378.jpg
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07:13 < jimmiejaz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya6JfFK_lYQ Ron Paul warns of current GA- Russia conflict in 2002
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07:15 < jimmiejaz> Fliers without ID placed on TSA list http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=5568621&page=1
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07:41 < abdrahim> hello
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07:44 < jimmiejaz> A top Russian general said Friday that Poland's agreement to accept a U.S. missile defense battery exposes ex-communist nation to attack, possibly by nuclear weapons http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080815/ap_on_re_eu/russia_us_missile_defense
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07:53 < jimmiejaz> lots of nudity.... http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/1806730.html someone scanned in madonna's 'sex book'
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08:06 * jimmiejaz is going to ram a Volvo up lowkey's ass
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08:24 < BabyDoll> *sigh* Bonkers doesn't even speak to me anymore.
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08:31 < BabyDoll> It's okay. We're just acquaintances.
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08:34 < BabyDoll> Why do I have a better connection than lowkey.
08:35 < BabyDoll> He sure made a mess on the screen in the channel overnight. lol
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08:37 < BabyDoll> "dad" is pissed off he can't find his dvd player. What's he yelling at me for.
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08:42 < BabyDoll> Hi AcTiVaTe.
08:42 < BabyDoll> I read what you typed earlier. You're funny.
08:44 < BabyDoll> Now that "dad" is gone, I could relax and listen to music.
08:46 < BabyDoll> Oh that noisy street cleaning vehicle that we don't need in this neighborhood.
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09:02 * BabyDoll ties lowkey to the computer chair.
09:02 < BabyDoll> Let's see how long that lasts.
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09:07 < BabyDoll> dammit.
09:08 < BabyDoll> He got away.
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09:12 < BabyDoll> He thinks he's so slick.
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09:50 < jimmiejaz> http://www.youtube.com/v/eJh_EUrEAZg&color1=11645361&color2=13619151&hl=en&fs=1 So whose idea was it to get a coked-out-of-his god-damn-mind Richard Pryor on "Sesame Street"?
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09:52 < Bonkers> The same person whose idea it was to start me in /etc everytime I open a new shell.
09:53 < jimmiejaz> o_0
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10:46 < lowkey> Welcome to Costco, I love you.
10:47 < lowkey> http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/2392/kicky2ef.jpg NSFW
10:48 < lowkey> http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010618h.gif
10:48 < lowkey> http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c261/bulok/azns/th_wow-1.gif Asian Pedobear
10:51 < BabyDoll> I couldn't get in touch with protocol.
10:51 < lowkey> he's probably at work
10:51 < BabyDoll> That's where I called.
10:51 < lowkey> oh
10:52 < BabyDoll> And good morning btw lowkey. Glad you're awake now.
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10:56 < lowkey> i wish i wasn't awake.
10:56 < lowkey> but its only 7 hrs to go until works done.
10:56 < BabyDoll> :)
10:57 < BabyDoll> I'm really worried about protocol because of last night.
10:58 < lowkey> yeah that was messed up.
10:58 < BabyDoll> I asked to speak to Yaris but the operator couldn't find him on the list.
10:58 < lowkey> hmmm
10:59 < BabyDoll> So we can't tell if he's still in the hospital or whether he made it to work.
10:59 < jimmiejaz> wtf is up with your connection lowkey ?
10:59 < lowkey> if he made it home, i can't imagine they'd keep him in the hospital.
10:59 < lowkey> jimmiejaz: i think ktorrent is dominating the connection.
11:11 < lowkey> brb
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11:21 < lowkey> http://xkcd.com/463/
11:21 < lowkey> ROFL
11:22 < BabyDoll> I don't get it.
11:23 < lowkey> anyone feel like creating a company to make honest simple voting machines based on linux or BSD ?
11:23 < lowkey> if it's running antivirus, it's running windows
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11:23 < lowkey> and the idea that an embedded non-networked system needs antivirus is mildly insane in itself
11:23 < jimmiejaz> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307062sheep3.html aught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep"
11:24 < BabyDoll> Oh lol
11:24 < lowkey> all we really need is enough money to design the hardware
11:24 < lowkey> the input interface is the most challenging part.
11:25 < lowkey> although tweaking a dedicated X session with one app wouldn't be that hard.
11:25 < lowkey> conceptually electronic voting should be simple.
11:25 < lowkey> oooh and OCR software tweaking.
11:26 < BabyDoll> I think these voting machines with no paper trail are bogus.
11:26 < lowkey> yes.
11:26 < lowkey> but thats easy to include in an electronic system.
11:26 < lowkey> think of it this way.
11:27 < lowkey> machine A: simple touchscreen interface. gathers the individuals votes on the various issues.
11:27 < lowkey> when the user confirms that his votes are accurate, it prints out an ATM like reciept.
11:28 < lowkey> which the user takes to a second machine that pulls the paper in and using OCR tabulates the votes.
11:28 < lowkey> then saves the receipt in a locked box.
11:28 < lowkey> if you need to verify the counts just open the box and start counting.
11:28 < BabyDoll> But that's not what they're doing.
11:28 < lowkey> second machine == B
11:28 < lowkey> nope.
11:29 < BabyDoll> It was made to be tampered with.
11:29 < lowkey> even though almost every state with electronic vote has laws that require a paper trail and auditing
11:29 < lowkey> yes.
11:29 < lowkey> diebold are simple to hack.
11:29 < BabyDoll> They try to fix one problem and cause an even bigger problem.
11:30 < lowkey> well diebold is the old name. Premier Election Systems is their new name.
11:30 < lowkey> diebold voting machines are based on windows + access.
11:30 < lowkey> it's a newbie design. its pretty sad.
11:30 < BabyDoll> And they poured millions into that crap.
11:31 < lowkey> and been paid millions.
11:31 < lowkey> you could probably build machine A for $300 each. machine B for $500-700
11:32 < BabyDoll> You know what I heard? Remember when they were trying to count the chads in Florida? Most of those people who were protesting were people from the shee aye yay.
11:32 < lowkey> oh and you need machine C (if voter has a misprinted reciept it doesn't go into machine b, it goes into machine c and the voter is allowed to start over).
11:32 < lowkey> counting chads was silly.
11:33 < BabyDoll> They used intimidation tactics to make sure they get their way.
11:33 < lowkey> bah. everyone does that.
11:34 < lowkey> it's the american way. bitch until you get what you want.
11:34 < BabyDoll> We have a rogue guba mint
11:34 < lowkey> no more than we've ever had.
11:35 < BabyDoll> I won't get into more details.
11:35 < lowkey> almost all the worst laws of the last 8 yrs (patriot act, etc) have been proposed for a long time
11:35 < lowkey> but they never could pass them.
11:35 < lowkey> 9/11 just gave an excuse the legislators could hide behind
11:36 < BabyDoll> And unfortunately, that was planned.
11:36 < lowkey> LOL, are you saying we did it to ourselves?
11:37 < lowkey> if so, you and jimmiejaz will get along great.
11:37 < BabyDoll> It was part of the Master Plan.
11:37 < lowkey> our govt seldom gets anything right. i seriously doubt they could pull off an operation like that perfectly without any leaks.
11:38 < BabyDoll> The powers that be don't care about the lives lost. They care about $.
11:38 < lowkey> LOL
11:38 < BabyDoll> You laugh now.
11:39 < BabyDoll> But just wait. :)
11:39 < BabyDoll> she I yay have been involved with a lot of underhanded things.
11:40 < lowkey> bah.
11:40 < lowkey> they're just not that good anymore.
11:40 < BabyDoll> Some of their dirty laundry have been exposed under the Freedom of Information Act.
11:41 < lowkey> yeah
11:41 < BabyDoll> Do a search for "fama Lee Jewels" she aya yay but spelled properly.
11:42 < BabyDoll> family jewels
11:42 < BabyDoll> I don't know if they still post it or took them down.
11:42 < lowkey> http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB222/index.htm
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11:44 < BabyDoll> PROTOCOL!!!!!
11:44 < protocol|hostpial> ey sup
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11:44 < BabyDoll> Are you all right?
11:44 < lowkey> how's it going?
11:44 -!- rwg|laptop [~rwg@ChatJunkies-bbbe8390.ct.comcast.net] has joined #linuxhelp
11:44 < protocol> just got back from the hospital... fuckers had me all day in there
11:44 < protocol> doing good
11:44 < BabyDoll> Oh gosh.
11:44 < BabyDoll> Did you get stitches?
11:44 < lowkey> why so long?
11:45 < protocol> got stitches on my knee and on my head
11:45 < lowkey> just waiting your turn?
11:45 < BabyDoll> Owww...
11:45 < protocol> lowkey, emergency room is the worst in nyc. not to mention they were running tests
11:45 < lowkey> ah.
11:45 < lowkey> yeah it can get busy here too.
11:45 < protocol> did he come back while i was gone
11:45 < BabyDoll> No.
11:46 < BabyDoll> I tried calling you.
11:46 < protocol> at work?
11:46 < BabyDoll> Yes.
11:46 < protocol> lol had to call out
11:46 < BabyDoll> They didn't recognize your name. lol
11:46 < protocol> ah
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11:46 < protocol> Yaris Alex Gutierrez <---
11:46 < protocol> full name
11:46 < BabyDoll> Ohhh.
11:47 < BabyDoll> The lady asked me is Yaris a first or last name. I said I'm not sure. lol
11:47 < BabyDoll> And she asked what department is he in. I said I'm not sure.
11:47 < protocol> when they ask department
11:47 < protocol> say Applications Department
11:47 < BabyDoll> Okay. :)
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11:48 < protocol> but I probably won't be at work till Wednesday or Thurs. doc told me I should relax for a while and go back for a CT scan in a week
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11:48 < protocol> wb nexooh, you prick ;)
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11:48 < lowkey> CT scan?
11:48 < protocol> CAT scan
11:48 < lowkey> get thumpted that hard?
11:49 < lowkey> err thumped
11:49 < grape> leave my cat alone! :-)
11:49 < grape> hi all
11:49 < lowkey> hey grape.
11:49 < protocol> lowkey, I was getting kicked in the head by his friends while I was punching him in the face
11:49 < grape> ley lowkey
11:49 < protocol> and after my friends jumped in, a friend of his stabbed me
11:49 * lowkey once tried to scan a cat but every time i tried to close the lid and press it flat, it would claw at me.
11:49 < grape> protocol: fight? does not sound good
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11:49 < protocol> so... pretty gay
11:49 < protocol> grape, it really wasnt :\
11:49 < lowkey> yes. very bad.
11:50 < grape> protocol: you got hurt seriously I gather???
11:50 < protocol> lol @ lowkey
11:50 < protocol> grape, couple of bumps and bruises, a broken pinky, and stitches on my left knee and head
11:50 < grape> still :-(
11:50 < protocol> happened last night
11:50 < grape> ok
11:50 < protocol> with some dick head who was in this channel named omega
11:50 < grape> in a bar?
11:50 < lowkey> grape: it started here.
11:51 < lowkey> grape: in channel
11:51 < BabyDoll> I don't know if I like the wonders of technology.
11:51 < grape> oh.. really???? and I was not around?
11:51 < lowkey> nope.
11:51 < grape> what sparked it off?
11:51 < protocol> him talking wreckless
11:51 < grape> so he was local to you?
11:51 < lowkey> yep. he was a jackhole.
11:51 < protocol> two blocks away actually
11:52 < protocol> he lives very close
11:52 < BabyDoll> Too close for comfort.
11:52 < protocol> my friend sammy shot in the air after i got stabbed and everyone started scrambling
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11:52 < nexooh> zup protocol
11:52 < protocol> grape, the funny thing is, after we kicked their asses, he comes back in here saying he's going to kill me
11:52 < nexooh> long time no see
11:53 < BabyDoll> Hi nexooh and rwg.
11:53 < rwg> Gee
11:53 < BabyDoll> And grape.
11:53 < protocol> nexooh, yea man. I've been working like a Mexican in a California highway
11:53 < grape> hi BabyDoll
11:53 < lowkey> i say print out that piece of the log and then just go shoot him.
11:53 < lowkey> its self-defense.
11:53 < rwg> I didn't think downloading a 3.67GB file would be considered a "burden to the network"
11:53 < nexooh> i've been slacking off like a mexican
11:53 < rwg> Fuck Comcast
11:53 < nexooh> what a coincedence
11:53 < rwg> and Fuck TCP RST floods
11:54 < protocol> lowkey, my friend told me to do that. jimmiejaz sent me a log that I have. But I'll just wait till something happens. I have people over here looking for him
11:54 < protocol> made a phone call after he threatened me
11:54 < jimmiejaz> head injuries, they want to keep you overnight to make sure your brain isn't swelling
11:54 < lowkey> lol.
11:54 < jimmiejaz> I can give you my entire buffer.
11:54 < protocol> jimmiejaz, doc told me the same
11:54 < lowkey> protocol? brain? swelling? are we talking about the same protocol?
11:54 < protocol> lol
11:54 < jimmiejaz> good point lowcock
11:55 < lowkey> it does swing low.