Sir Prince Pony Horse Animal the Prudent and Wise III of The Grand Duchy of Professor Kendall's Moodle was born somewhere in the Eastern Hemisphere. The exact location of his birthplace is classified & only available to members of the U.N. Security Council in the event of an extreme crisis or alien invasion. Raised by revolutionary separatist dolphins off the coast of Romania. Horse Animal was adopted by a Bulgarian fishing boat captain. He was given the name Horse Animal, because of his friendly,wandering, mobilized, and strong character. Before the age of 5, Sir Prince Pony Horse Animal the Prudent and Wise III of The Grand Duchy of Moodle taught himself to read/write in 7 languages including but not limited to Canadian, Australian, American English & corrupt London-esqe English. He is the defending champion for Full Contact Scrabble and Tae Kwon Do Charades. His hobbies include reverse mountain climbing (being lifted by helicopter to the top of a mountain & walking down) & transliterating archaic Russian idioms directly to English (Par example: He ironed my head!) Horse Animal is a visiting professor of the custodial technical arts at the DeVry Institute in Wessex where he is completing his post-doctorate study(ONLINE!) on the how to sweep the municipal areas in the LA proper, he is writing a complex thesis about the dynamics of the sweeping motion of a broom along with several other predictions about the broom sweeping technique and its construction. The broom will not be able to be tested for several decades because the equipment necessary has not yet been manufactured. Horse Animal is available and is keeping an eye out for other cute Horses in the area. No one has stolen his heart yet but he is willing to lease it with option to buy. Offer not valid in anywhere in Montana, Alaska or Burbank, California.^^ I hope I didn't offend anyone, it was all in good humor.Do I have an alter ego? Hmm, sometimes I subscribe to mailing lists under the alias "Mr.Burns"In all seriousness, my name is Disclose McDisclose, I'm 16 and I have aspirations of transferring to a uni to study physics and engineering. In my spare time I like to tinker with any and every electric and mechanical contraption that I chance upon. That's probably enough about me, let's hear about you!