Mine

mwheeler@mango ~/rawr $ make me a sandwich

                    _.---._
                _.-~       ~-._
            _.-~               ~-._
        _.-~                       ~---._
    _.-~                                 ~ 
 .-~                                    _.;
 :-._                               _.-~ ./
 `-._~-._                   _..__.-~ _.-~
  /  ~-._~-._              / .__..--~----._
 \_____(_;-._\.        _.-~_/       ~).. .  
 /(_____  \`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______)
  .(_________/`--...--~/    _/nad        / 
   /-._     \_     (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./
 `-._~-._   ~\--------~  .-~_..__.-~ _.-~
     ~-._~-._ ~---------'  / .__..--~
         ~-._\.        _.-~_/
             \`--...--~_.-~
              `--...--~

mwheeler@mango ~/rawr $ cat Makefile 
a:
	@echo               " /(_____  \\\`--...--~_.-~______..-+_______)"
	@echo                "  .(_________/\`--...--~/    _/nad        / "
	@echo "   /-._     \_     (___./_..-~__.....__..-~./"
	@echo                   " \`-._~-._   ~\--------~  .-~_..__.-~ _.-~"
	@echo "     ~-._~-._ ~---------'  / .__..--~"
me:
	@echo ""
	@echo "                    _.---._"
	@echo "                _.-~       ~-._"
	@echo        "            _.-~               ~-._"
	@echo "        _.-~                       ~---._"
	@echo                 "    _.-~                                 ~ "
	@echo " .-~                                    _.;"
	@echo                 " :-._                               _.-~ ./"
	@echo " \`-._~-._                   _..__.-~ _.-~"
	@echo                   "  /  ~-._~-._              / .__..--~----._"
	@echo " \_____(_;-._\.        _.-~_/       ~).. .  "
sandwich:
	@echo               "         ~-._\.        _.-~_/"
	@echo "             \\\`--...--~_.-~"
	@echo "              \`--...--~"
	@echo ""

mwheeler@mango ~/rawr $