# You attack the flag shield with your Magical Sword. You miss!
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Oh no! The horrible hive mind aliens are attacking!"
# You attack the flag shield with your Magical Sword. You score a hit. Hints of energy dance away from the impact and there is an echoing 'thunk.'
# You attack the flag shield with your Magical Sword. You score a hit. Hints of energy dance away from the impact and there is an echoing 'thunk.' With a resounding crack, the air shimmers for a moment and the shield dissipates. (Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:05:09 -0700)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "NO FLAGSHIELD IS SAFE!"
# The Mortal has taken the standard of Torchwood! Your honor has changed by 36!
# You say, "uh, right. What they said."
# The Mortal said, "QUICK! Yell technobabble at us, it might slow us down!"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "I'll reverse the polatirt of this shiny purple blob!"
# The Music Man said, "AHHH A CATGIRL RUN!!!"
# You say, "NO FURRIES ALLOWED IN THIS PARTY GET OUT."
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "er...polarity. I'm an archaeologist, not a geek."
# The Music Man said, "really I thought they were the same thing"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "hey, don't be racist! you damn minmaxers!#"
# The Music Man said, "meanie" (Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:07:30 -0700)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "OH NO, THE MINMAXED MORTALS!"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Them and their horrible, insidious not levelling"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "stop running away damnit!"
# You say, "we are minmaxed."
# You say, "so much it hurts."
# The Mortal points at Jess "She's not with us"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist slashed at you with her Flaming Sword! She missed!
# jess the catgirl archaeologist slashed at you with her Flaming Sword! She hit! You take 11 points of Fire damage!
# You say, "OW. STOP THAT."
# jess the catgirl archaeologist slashed at you with her Flaming Sword! She missed!
# The Mortal said, "She freaks me out a bit actually"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist slashed at you with her Flaming Sword! She missed!
# You give your Golf Club to jess the catgirl archaeologist.
# jess the catgirl archaeologist slashed at you with her Flaming Sword! She hit! You take 11 points of Fire damage!
# You give your Length of Chain to jess the catgirl archaeologist.
# jess the catgirl archaeologist attacked The Music Man with a Flaming Sword, killing him.
# You give your Radio to jess the catgirl archaeologist.
# The Mortal said, "OI!"
# You give your Small Red Gem to jess the catgirl archaeologist.
# The Mortal said, "There's a perfectly good wizard there!"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "ahhhh! they're trying to weigh me down so I can't move!"
# The Mortal said, "He'll give you more experience and everything!"
# You give your Walker Colt Shell to jess the catgirl archaeologist.
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "There's a nice squishy wizard there, show a bit more mortal solidarity"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "he dodges too much, and you guys called me a furry"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "You're just like those mortal danger pretenders"
# The Mortal said, "We mortals got to stick together you know"
# You say, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it :("
# The Mortal said, "PRETENDERS TO THE OVERPOWERED MORTALS THRONE"
# The Mortal said, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE"
# You say, "the whole nexus beats on us. They curse us. Poison us. Farm our souls. WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER"
# You say, "AND RAAAAAGGGEEEEE."
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "if I had more AP I'd kill you all, well, that or I'd go poke around some ruins until i found a bit of pot"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "MORTALS FOR THE MORTALS!"
# The Mortal notices John Simm cowering in the corner.
# The Mortal said, "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG AUTOGRAPH!"
# The Mortal gushes
# The Mortal said, "We know who you are catgirl. We know."
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "We know where you live, too!"
# You say, "IN MY PANTS."
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Stronghold: (Araboth) (Paradise) "
# The Mortal gave you Magical Sword.
# You say, "oh stop, you'll make me blush."
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "It really does knock the socks off the Yellow Pages"
# You say, "I guess you could call what's inside my pants a stronghold. And a kind of paradise :<"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "you know nothing! NOTHING! also, my factions immensley paranoid leadership made shure our flagshield is too big for you guys. I guess you could try though, it might be funny to see the guy rage about communist spies ruining his faction of future VWs again"
# You give your Pair of White High-Heeled Shoes to -The Master-.
# You whisper to -The Master-, saying, "Sir, I think these would suit you better."
# The Mortal said, "The Hive Mind: Inducing relentless paranoia since '08"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "240 karma, that's actually borderline doable with a decent tailwind"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Five or six people could have that and the ward down without too much trouble"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "I should warn you now, if you pull it off I'll be forced to join you"
# The Mortal said, "Noone is safe. Especially not us."
# The Mortal said, "Hey look, another OVERPOWERED MORTAL!"
# The Mortal gives Robert Rigg a slightly awkward hug
# You say, "it is only awkward because you are not wearing any pants."
# The Mortal realises suddenly that he's naked. And a she!
# You say, "you still have dangly bits."
# You say, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CAN'T YOU EVEN DO THAT RIGHT GOD I NEED BETTER STAFF"
# The Mortal sobs a little
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "You get what you pay for"
# You say, ":("
# The Mortal said, "You see what I have to put up with?"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Honestly this hive mind gig is such a scam, they get all these employees and get away with only paying one salary"
# You say, "You get paid?"
# The Mortal said, "For a Hive Mind we argue a lot"
# The Mortal said, "WHO THE HELL GAVE US THIS NAME, I MEAN *REALLY*."
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "The hive mind has multiple personalities, that must be it"
# You say, "I believe in the planning stages the name "The Eternal Hivemind", aka "TEH" was also up in the air."
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "You know, at this rate they're not going to notice that they've been raided, amidst all the spam"
# You say, "god who made this stupid faction anyways I'm so embarassed to be a part of the hive whoever created us should be shot :("
# You say, "we got raided? By who?"
# The Mortal said, "Yeah, maybe we can cover up the whole "taking the flag thing""
# You say, "TAKE POTIONS. MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS"
# You say, "KILL THE DCS FIRST THEY'RE ALMOST AS OVRPOWERED AS US."
# The Mortal said, "OMG, THEY HAVE WIZARDS! AND A CAT GIRL!"
# You say, "GET OUT OF OUR STRAONGHOLD YOU GUYS"
# You say, "o shit."
# You say, "!RAID"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "ICEBURG! DEAD AHEAD!"
# You say, "WE'RE BEING RAIDED BY TORCHWOOD GUYS LOOK OUT."
# The Mortal jumps out of the window "SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-!"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Damn tasteless, watery lettuce"
# You say, "THERE ARE BARS IN THE WINDOW"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "hey, I'm not with them, I just saw a crowd and wanted to pretend I was popular!"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "It was all her idea, she told us to do it"
# The Mortal said, "I always wondered, secretive government organisation, based in *Cardiff*? I mean, even with the whole time hole thing, that's just unrealistic."
# The Mortal said, "Jess, you led us to the side of evil once again! I wanted to be a shepherd, but no, you had to make us raid these pooor fellows!"
# You say, "So anyways. Guys, I think we just got flagshieled by Torchwood."
# The Mortal said, "Those sneaky buggers! Only cowards flagshield!"
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Now that's an abuse of game mechanics if ever I saw one"
# You say, "That's so lame. Flagshielders should be shot :("
# The Mortal said, "I bet they use their mortal and Tier 2s for bashing....shameful that."
# You say, "I'd be embarassed to be in a flagshielding faction."
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Wait, sorry, a /use/ of game mechanics. Somehow I always get these things mixed up"
# You say, "so anyways you guys need to wake up already. I know you're all AP'd from killing our flag and all, but I mean, come on. Liven up already."
# The Mortal said, "Yeah, we give you hospitality, friendship and you throw it all in our face! That's gratitude for ya!"
# The Mortal pokes Gehandyr with a Torchwood issue stick. "I think she's dead. Or at least paralysed. I bagsie her iPod.
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Gehandyr is a woman? You learn something new every day"
# The Mortal said, "Apparently I am too. How crazy is that?"
# jess the catgirl archaeologist said, "I think its time I passed out and got molested by captain jack. see you guys around, hopefully in the ladies who lunch stronghold sometime soon. do it, it'll be hilarious."
# The Mortal said, "Goodnight Jess, so glad you could come."
# Your faction's stronghold is under attack!
# Jezrael attacked Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky with a Sword, killing him.
# The Mortal said, "OW!"
# Jezrael attacked The Mortal with a Sword, killing her.
# Jezrael has levelled up!
# You say, "BORING. SAY SOMETHING"
# Jezrael said, "Ding! I leveled!"
# Jezrael said, "Thanks for brining XP to my door =)"
# Jezrael said, "<3"
# You say, "...fail."
# Jezrael said, "just can't please some people ^_^"
# You say, "^______________________________________________________________^"