Something

on *:TEXT:!calc *:#:{
  if ($9 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd) 7Q3: $4 = 4 $bytes($calc($4), bd) 7Q4: $5 = 4 $bytes($calc($5), bd) 7Q5: $6 = 4 $bytes($calc($6), bd) 7Q6: $7 = 4 $bytes($calc($7), bd) 7Q7: $8 = 4 $bytes($calc($8), bd) 7Q8: $9 = 4 $bytes($calc($9), bd)
  }
  elseif ($8 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd) 7Q3: $4 = 4 $bytes($calc($4), bd) 7Q4: $5 = 4 $bytes($calc($5), bd) 7Q5: $6 = 4 $bytes($calc($6), bd) 7Q6: $7 = 4 $bytes($calc($7), bd) 7Q7: $8 = 4 $bytes($calc($8), bd)
  }
  elseif ($7 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd) 7Q3: $4 = 4 $bytes($calc($4), bd) 7Q4: $5 = 4 $bytes($calc($5), bd) 7Q5: $6 = 4 $bytes($calc($6), bd) 7Q6: $7 = 4 $bytes($calc($7), bd)
  }
  elseif ($6 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd) 7Q3: $4 = 4 $bytes($calc($4), bd) 7Q4: $5 = 4 $bytes($calc($5), bd) 7Q5: $6 = 4 $bytes($calc($6), bd)
  }
  elseif ($5 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd) 7Q3: $4 = 4 $bytes($calc($4), bd) 7Q4: $5 = 4 $bytes($calc($5), bd)
  }
  elseif ($4 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd) 7Q3: $4 = 4 $bytes($calc($4), bd)
  }
  elseif ($3 != $null) {
    msg $chan 7Q1: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd) 7Q2: $3 = 4 $bytes($calc($3), bd)
  }
  else { if ($3 == $null) {  
      msg $chan 7Question: $2 = 4 $bytes($calc($2), bd)
    }
  }
}