<div id="main"> <div style="border:1px solid black;margin:0.5em;margin-left:0.5em;background:#e0e0e0"> <h2><a name="6"></a>Of twinkies and corn dogs.</h2> <h3>Posted By: <b>slePP</b></h3> <h3><i>Posted:</i> May 3rd, 2005 at 1:54pm MDT</h3> <p>So I was sitting here contemplating my navel when all of a sudden, an epiphany was upon me. <br /> <br /> The road to redemption for my lost soul was presented to me in what can only be described as an angelic visitation. A feather-weight twinkie floated suspended in the air between two corn dogs. <br /> <br /> At first, the twinkie was surrounded by a pulsating emanation, but the faeric light dwindled momentarily. Depressed by such a catastrophic fate, I was suddenly jerked awake by a strange flavor perpetrating is sour incarnation upon my tongue.<br /> <br /> Imagine my consternation whence I found a lint-covered finger in my mouth.<br /> <br /> Vivid.</p> <div style="background:#5050b4;text-align:center"> <a href="comments.php?parent=6" style="color:white;font-size:10pt">comment on this</a></div> <div id="children"> <div style="border:1px solid black;margin:0.5em;margin-left:1.5em;background:#e0e0e0"> <h2><a name="7"></a>Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.</h2> <h3>Posted By: <b>slePP (the real one)</b> (admin-pastebin@netmonks.ca)</h3> <h3><i>Posted:</i> May 3rd, 2005 at 1:56pm MDT</h3> <p>Well, although I didn't post that, it is entirely amusing. Good for whoever did that.</p> <div style="background:#5050b4;text-align:center"><a href="comments.php?parent=7" style="color:white;font-size:10pt">comment on this</a></div> <div id="children2"> <div style="border:1px solid black;margin:0.5em;margin-left:2.5em;background:#e0e0e0"> <h2><a name="8"></a>Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.</h2> <h3>Posted By: <b>slePP (the real one)</b> (admin-pastebin@netmonks.ca)</h3> <h3><i>Posted:</i> May 3rd, 2005 at 2:19pm MDT</h3> <p>Upon further examination of the twinkie consternation, I discovered that the now-gone emanation was supplanted by provocation.<br /> <br /> The corndogs new position was contrived; and in addition it was nigh complete fruition... such that any new tuition would fullfil this odd suspicion!<br /> <br /> With the temperature rising, and the corndogs now disguising, I see they look so appetizing, this without them advertising!<br /> <br /> With ketchup now in hand, I could smother the vagrant band. With everything as planned, I devoured them mid-chant, leaving no time to recant, all in all, some time well spent!<br /> <br /> Having now no competition the twinkie twinkled in an instant, and against my intution, I consumed it... what a mission!</p> <div style="background:#5050b4;text-align:center"><a href="comments.php?parent=8" style="color:white;font-size:10pt">comment on this</a></div> <div id="children3"> <div style="border:1px solid black;margin:0.5em;margin-left:3.5em;background:#e0e0e0"> <h2><a name="9"></a>Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.</h2> <h3>Posted By: <b>slePP (the really real one)</b></h3> <h3><i>Posted:</i> May 3rd, 2005 at 2:29pm MDT</h3> <p>Uhm... These just get weirder and weirder!</p> <div style="background:#5050b4;text-align:center"><a href="comments.php?parent=9" style="color:white;font-size:10pt">comment on this</a></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="border:1px solid black;margin:0.5em;margin-left:2.5em;background:#e0e0e0"> <h2><a name="10"></a>Re: Of twinkies and corn dogs.</h2> <h3>Posted By: <b>Anonymous Coward</b> (user@unknown.org)</h3> <h3><i>Posted:</i> May 3rd, 2005 at 2:33pm MDT</h3> <p>Don't be confused by my apparent lack of ceremony.<br /> <br /> My mind is clear.</p> <div style="background:#5050b4;text-align:center"><a href="comments.php?parent=10" style="color:white;font-size:10pt">comment on this</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div>