rendered paste body// cookie functions
function createCookie(name,value,days) {
if (days) {
var date = new Date();
date.setTime(date.getTime()+(days*24*60*60*1000));
var expires = "; expires="+date.toGMTString();
}
else var expires = "";
document.cookie = name+"="+value+expires+"; path=/";
}
function readCookie(name) {
var nameEQ = name + "=";
var ca = document.cookie.split(';');
for(var i=0;i < ca.length;i++) {
var c = ca[i];
while (c.charAt(0)==' ') c = c.substring(1,c.length);
if (c.indexOf(nameEQ) == 0) return c.substring(nameEQ.length,c.length);
}
return null;
}
function eraseCookie(name) {
createCookie(name,"",-1);
}
function twitterCallback2(obj) {
var twitters = obj;
var statusHTML = ""
var username = "";
for (var i=0; i<1; i++){
username = twitters[i].user.screen_name
statusHTML += ('<li>'+twitters[i].text+'<span>'+relative_time(twitters[i].created_at)+'</span></li>')
}
document.getElementById('twitter-updates').innerHTML = statusHTML;
}
function relative_time(time_value) {
var values = time_value.split(" ");
time_value = values[1] + " " + values[2] + ", " + values[5] + " " + values[3];
var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value);
var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date();
var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000);
delta = delta + (relative_to.getTimezoneOffset() * 60);
if (delta < 60) {
return 'less than a minute ago';
} else if(delta < 120) {
return 'about a minute ago';
} else if(delta < (60*60)) {
return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago';
} else if(delta < (120*60)) {
return 'about an hour ago';
} else if(delta < (24*60*60)) {
return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago';
} else if(delta < (48*60*60)) {
return '1 day ago';
} else {
return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago';
}
}
function twitterLoad(){
var twitterDiv = document.getElementById('twitter');
var twitterScript = document.createElement('script');
twitterScript.setAttribute('type', 'text/javascript');
twitterScript.setAttribute('src', 'http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/drobe03e.json?callback=twitterCallback2&count=1');
twitterDiv.appendChild(twitterScript);
}
function quoteAdd(){
var list = new Array(7);
list[0] = "David come out one day. Please Socialise ^^";
list[1] = "***CHEER UP DAVID, IT'S FRED THE BUNNY TIME!***";
list[2] = "How am I supposed to run about and hit people with a sword using asdw?";
list[3] = "still sweet :) he can't help if he's obsessed :P";
list[4] = "THIS CALLS FOR SOME CSS!!!!";
list[5] = "Bow to microsoft paint and 16 colour bitmap settings!";
list[6] = "-jabs David's soul with a pin-";
var rand = Math.floor((1+6-0)*Math.random()) + 0;
if(rand == 6 + 1){ rand = 6; };
var quoteDiv = document.getElementById('quote');
var selectedQuote = document.createTextNode(list[rand]);
var quote = document.createElement('q');
quote.appendChild(selectedQuote);
quoteDiv.appendChild(quote);
}
function createExternalOption(){
var bodyTag = document.body;
var externalOptionDiv = document.createElement('div');
externalOptionDiv.setAttribute('id', 'external-option');
externalOptionDiv.setAttribute('class', 'closed');
var externalOptionToggle = document.createElement('a');
externalOptionToggle.setAttribute('id', 'external-option-toggle');
var externalOptionCheckbox = document.createElement('input');
externalOptionCheckbox.setAttribute('id', 'external-option-checkbox');
externalOptionCheckbox.setAttribute('type', 'checkbox');
externalOptionCheckbox.setAttribute('onmouseup', 'externalToggle()');
var externalOptionBlurb = document.createTextNode('Open external links in new windows or tabs');
bodyTag.appendChild(externalOptionDiv);
externalOptionDiv.appendChild(externalOptionToggle);
externalOptionDiv.appendChild(externalOptionCheckbox);
externalOptionDiv.appendChild(externalOptionBlurb);
}
function externalToggle(){
var externalOptionCheckbox = document.getElementById('external-option-checkbox');
if(externalOptionCheckbox.checked == false){
externaliseLinks();
createCookie('externalLinksCookie','true',90);
}
else if (externalOptionCheckbox.checked == true){
deExternaliseLinks();
createCookie('externalLinksCookie','false',90);
}
}
function deExternaliseLinks(){
var linksAll = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
for(i=0; i<linksAll.length; i++){
if(linksAll[i].rel == 'external'){
var externalArrowSpans = document.getElementsByClassName('external-arrow', linksAll[i]);
var externalArrowSpan = externalArrowSpans[0];
linksAll[i].removeChild(externalArrowSpan);
linksAll[i].removeAttribute('target');
}
}
}
function externaliseLinks(){
var linksAll = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
for(i=0; i<linksAll.length; i++){
if(linksAll[i].rel == 'external'){
var rightArrowSpan = document.createElement('span');
rightArrowSpan.setAttribute('class', 'external-arrow');
var rightArrow = document.createTextNode(' →');
linksAll[i].setAttribute('target','_blank');
linksAll[i].appendChild(rightArrowSpan);
rightArrowSpan.appendChild(rightArrow);
}
}
}
function checkExternalLinkCookie(){
var externalOptionCheckbox = document.getElementById('external-option-checkbox');
if (readCookie('externalLinksCookie') == 'true'){
externalOptionCheckbox.checked = true;
externaliseLinks();
}
}
window.onload = function(){
twitterLoad();
quoteAdd();
createExternalOption();
checkExternalLinkCookie();
}
$(document).ready(function(){
$(".lightbox").lightbox();
// $("#rss").click(function(){
// $("#external-option").animate({
// width: "70%",
// opacity: 0.4,
// marginLeft: "0.6in",
// fontSize: "3em",
// borderWidth: "10px"
// }, 1500 );
// });
});