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If you havin alg problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one

I got the 'net patrol on the net control
Foes that don't know my comment box is closed
'Tube critics that say he's scramblin backwards
I'm from Caltech, stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you learned algs from noobs like masterthecube's
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin U's
I'm like forget youtube, you can watch another video
If you don't like my skills, you can click back Home.
Got beef with every competition, if they don't hold square one
I can't play my hits - well I don't go there, SON!
Trade shows try and use my nerd ass
To bring people over to the booth they has, what!
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Eido has
I'm from, cross to PLL, I ain't dumb
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

20 permutations, but an F ain't one
If it comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

US nats, aught-eight, round's starting late
In my solve, see a bad case coming up, oh great.
Got two choices y'all, do T and H or (hmm)
curse at the Devil, throw the cube to the floor
And I ain't tryin to DNF the race
But I got an F perm, I don't do this case
So I, drop my cube to the table on the mat
I heard "Son, what's the deal, why did you do that"
Cause I'm tall and I'm white and my times ain't low
Or do I look like an F-permer sir? Hay-ell no.
Am I done with this round or should I solve some mo'?
"Well you was doin out of five solve numba four;
I'll take this to be scrambled, step away from the stage -
hope that's the last one or you ain't getting an aver-age"
I ain't DNFing two, that's something I won't do
"Well I hope not.  One more solve and you're through."
Well my odds of getting F is low but sometimes it's whack
And I know my probability, so I ain't going back.
"Aren't you sharp as a tack! You some type of genius or somethin, somebody intelligent or somethin"
Judge I ain't passed the SAT, but I know a little bit
Enough I won't accidentally lose my hit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the next one comes"
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

20 permutations, but an F ain't one
If it comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

20 permutations, but an F ain't one
If it comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A cuber like myself had a pretty hard puzzle
This is not hard in the sense of a difficult method
But a method havin a whacked-out case, this guy's F'in.
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, fast as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust sub10 in the spotlight
And only thing that's gon' happen is audience gets to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain
And there I go, standing the stackmat again
Back through the system with the DNF again
Cubes on the floor, laughin again
CNN with they cameras, snappin them
Main Judge try to give a cuber last again
No continental even though I'm African
All because this perm was harassin me
Why couldn't it have been J or T
But ain't nuttin sweeter than the F not done
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

20 permutations, but an F ain't one
If it comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

20 permutations, but an F ain't one
If it comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!

.. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
It comes up for you I feel bad for you son
I got 20 permutations, but an F ain't one - hit me!
You crazy for this one qq! It's your alg!