matt@eustathios matt $ cat .supybot/plugins/Slap.py
#!/usr/bin/python
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"""
the classical slap command
"""
import supybot
import string, random
__revision__ = "$Id$"
__author__ = supybot.authors.unknown
__contributors__ = {}
import supybot.conf as conf
import supybot.utils as utils
from supybot.commands import *
import supybot.plugins as plugins
import supybot.ircutils as ircutils
import supybot.ircmsgs as ircmsgs
import supybot.privmsgs as privmsgs
import supybot.registry as registry
import supybot.callbacks as callbacks
def configure(advanced):
# This will be called by setup.py to configure this module. Advanced is
# a bool that specifies whether the user identified himself as an advanced
# user or not. You should effect your configuration by manipulating the
# registry as appropriate.
from supybot.questions import expect, anything, something, yn
conf.registerPlugin('Slap', True)
conf.registerPlugin('Slap', True)
# This is where your configuration variables (if any) should go.
conf.registerGlobalValue(conf.supybot.plugins.Slap, 'adjectiveProbability',
registry.Probability(0.2,
"""Determines the Probability of an additional adjective
and a third and fourth ..."""))
class Slap(callbacks.Privmsg):
def slap(self, irc, msg, args, channel, victim, number):
"""[<channel>] [<nick>] [<times>]
Act optionally directed at a random string, person,
object, etc.
<times> can be used to slap more than one times
"""
#self.log.debug("slap: "+channel)
if not victim: # no victim given
victim = msg.nick
if not channel: # no channel given
channel = msg.args[0]
if irc.nick == channel: #private chat
channel = msg.nick
if not number:
number = 1
for i in range(number):
text = string.replace(self._buildSlap(), "$nick", victim)
irc.queueMsg(ircmsgs.action(channel, text))
slap = wrap(slap, [optional('channel'), optional('nick'), optional('int')])
def _buildSlap(self):
"""
slaps are formed: "slaps $nick around with a <adjectives> <noun>"
"""
self.log.debug('slap choosing from %i nouns and %i adjectives ...' %
(len(self.nouns), len(self.adjectives)))
rnd = 0
adj_pool = []
adj_prob = self.registryValue('adjectiveProbability')
while rnd < adj_prob:
rnd = random.random()
adj_pool += [random.choice(self.adjectives)]
adj = ', '.join(adj_pool)
noun = random.choice(self.nouns)
if not adj[0] in 'aeiou':
an = 'a'
else:
an = 'an'
if random.random() < adj_prob:
an = 'the'
if random.random() < 0.93:
around = 'around'
else:
around = ''
return 'slaps $nick %s with %s %s %s' % (
around, an, adj, noun)
nouns = ['trout','space ship','Orlando Bloom','pi','apple pie',
'rad scorpion','rock band','metal band','Lord of the Rings',
'One','board','tv','floppy 5.25"','dschinn','dice','shadowrunner',
'gmail account','ebay auction','root account','joke','w6','w20','w4',
'undead','orang utan','Wolverine','Cpt. Picard','USS Enterprise',
'super sheep','worm','Gimp','sidekick','statue','statue of liberty',
'chat log','bot','staff','shotgun','rocket launcher','globus','w100',
'coffee cup','flip chart','cow','fret','comic book','laptop',
'bash script','daemon','BSD Devil','quiz','pirate','notebook','w10',
'towel','fish','salmon','herring','foot','tea pot','toilet','w3','w8',
'stunt actor','skeleton','dummy','Mr Johnson','counter','w12',
'robot','C64','copyright','EULA','licence key','crack',
'kombo','trailer','anime','Nemo','country singer','psychiatrist',
'author','wardrobe','red bull(tm) energy drink','linux distribution',
'role playing game','shisha','tomahawk','missile','councelor',
'IE Version 5.5','registration form','Windows CD','sheep','pet',
'Encyclopaedia Britannica','shelf of books','cover girl',
'walrus','python script','PRIVMSG','thermonuclear weapon',
'Nessie - the Loch Ness monster','hitch hikers guide to the galaxy',
'Schnappi (a crocodile)','clown fish','goblin','fairy',
'tuna (Still in the can)','dragon','pillow','hobgoblin',
'gremlin','golem','CD RW','mouse pad','character','wiki',
'gauntlet','plasma gun','rail gun','lighting gun','BFG',
'flak cannon','redeemer','sword of haste','bastard sword +3',
'dagger +6','sword of speed','axe of the heavens',
'sword +2','iPod','mac mini','Neuros','BMW Z4',
'wizard of the coast','decker','exile','bug','alien',
'smoke ring','thesis','glimps of his eye','snap of his finger',
'movie','DVD','magazine','laser cannon','pac man','Lara Craft',
'IP address','werewolf','news paper','asteroid','powerbook',
'wand of the elements','door','magnetic field','strength',
'misery','space marine','zergling','zealot','magician',
'journal','cookie','machine','super hero','orc','trading card',
'elven','finger','smile','rune','symbol','spell','VISA card',
'Steve Jobs','stone','dictionary','CVS','channel operator',
'coconut','perl one liner','DnD source book','brain',
'scroll of wisdom','scroll of identify','magic missile',
'tooth fairy','elephant','Tux','ninja','kungfu master',
'Frostmourne','Doombringer','discipline','endurance',
'rogue','fighter/wizard/thief','powergamer','munchkin',
'Merlin','donkey','Tie Fighter','X-Wing','Y-Wing',
'Millenium Falcon','light saber','stick','Jedi Knight',
'tissue','flower','half-orc','troll','slashdotter',
'monkey king','usurpator','prince','trolley',
'assassin','scroll of town portal','bit','video game',
'sword','Amulet of Yendor','Silmarillion','console',
'script', 'hammer','fork','carrot','smile','power','cheque',
'tricorder','Scotty','Harry','kamikaze pilot','agent',
'Keanu Reeves','network card','USB stick','hat','pipe',
'file system','piano','jet','perl','penguin','whistle',
'core dump','rfc','bottle','avatar','barkeeper','horn',
'Albus Dumbledore','Nazghul','ring','wand of fire',
'wand of blindness','wand of death','wand of destruction',
'club (with a nail in it)','Queen of England','taxi','monitor',
'marshmallow','girl scout','book by Stephen King','fist']
adjectives = ['large','small','foul','steam-powered','empty',
'stinkin','wild','rotten','big','huge','tiny','red',
'iron','glowin','rolling','random','well known','open sourced',
'fleeing','flying','book reading','gigantic','invisible',
'hitch hiking','spiky','heavy','rusty','haunted',
'chinese','fluffy','sweet','cushioned','used','summoned',
'magic','trusted','fuzzy','unnatural','sharp',
'chaotic, good','chaotic, evil','awesome',
'surreal','alien','shipped','serialized','unnoticed',
'dark','polished','dead','emerald','shiny','new','old',
'nifty','talking','burning','frozen','mechanic',
'gas-powered','golden','silver','spicy','unholy',
'mindless','boring','lost','ancient','unworthy',
'precious','expensive','eerie','damaged','rugged',
'xenophobic','feared','casted','cursed',
'uncursed','blessed','speaking','chatting','idling',
'teeny-weeny','romantic','undead','blinking','built',
'resurrected','german','american','english',
'ascended','dumb','dull','russian','korean','nick named',
'bug-free','buggy','symbolic','real','unrealistic',
'unreal','twisted','returning','remote controlled',
'evil','dangerous','armoured','bad','good','enourmous',
'murderous','vicious','mysterous','forgotten','found',
'semi-functional','non-functional','fatal','self-made',
'morbid','crying','powerful','stolen','hidden',
'blue','yellow','pink','white','black','green','painted',
'colorful','holy','meaningful','monstrous',
'virtual','private','public','smellin','vile']
Class = Slap
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