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<?php /*  $Id: column_right.php 1739 2007-12-20 00:52:16Z hpdl $  osCommerce, Open Source E-Commerce Solutions  http://www.oscommerce.com  Copyright (c) 2003 osCommerce  Released under the GNU General Public License*/  require(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'shopping_cart.php');
  if (isset($HTTP_GET_VARS['products_id'])) include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'manufacturer_info.php');
  if (tep_session_is_registered('customer_id')) include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'order_history.php');
  if (isset($HTTP_GET_VARS['products_id'])) {    if (tep_session_is_registered('customer_id')) {      $check_query = tep_db_query("select count(*) as count from " . TABLE_CUSTOMERS_INFO . " where customers_info_id = '" . (int)$customer_id . "' and global_product_notifications = '1'");
      $check = tep_db_fetch_array($check_query);
      if ($check['count'] > 0) {        include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'best_sellers.php');
      } else {        include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'product_notifications.php');
      }    } else {      include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'product_notifications.php');
      } else {    include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'best_sellers.php');
  }    /* New Products Scroller by BPAS (www.bpas.co.nz) */  include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'scrolling_new_products.php');
  }  if (isset($HTTP_GET_VARS['products_id'])) {    if (basename($PHP_SELF) != FILENAME_TELL_A_FRIEND) include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'tell_a_friend.php');
  } else {    include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'specials.php');
  }  require(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'reviews.php');
  if (substr(basename($PHP_SELF), 0, 8) != 'checkout') {    include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'languages.php');
    include(DIR_WS_BOXES . 'currencies.php');
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