"You'll never catch me here, but I'll be back for my beer"

Hey, you,
Stupid Kangaroo,
Why you be stealin' my old tennis shoe?
Woah,
some shit-ass deja vous,
I just dropped my pool cue in my belgian beef stew,

Yo, man, 
This some great fondue,
But I'mma let you finish 'cause I got somethin' to do,
I've gotta cut down this florida yew,
and that giant bamboo,
'Cause I'm makin a pimpin' dugout canoe

Bitch, 
Where's my crazy glue?
Fuckin' wandering jew,
Jacked my phillips screw.
Atleast I still got
an apple of peru,
and some
chicken
cordon
bleu

Damn, bro,
did you use all my shampoo?
I smell like the zoo, and that guy from Blink-182
It's okay, I bid you adieu,
I've got someone to screw with my bomber crew,
I'll be back to blow you too.

What'd I do? In regards to that judicial review,
That I'm attested to,
All I did was subdue the great ramu
and burn down the taboo.
Time to flee to timbuktu.
But first things first, I've gotta take a poo.
Yabbadabbado~

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