[23:06] Kapow hey J do you bring in crossovers so you can have more male characters = Not really. There's a reason why MK is there. I can spell it out now if you want since it's the next thing that's going to be covered anyways [23:07] <%Kelvin> I am morbidly curious. [23:07] <~Kapow> so it's just that you can't think of a plot that doesn't involve characters from completely unrelated series [23:07] No [23:08] <~Kapow> yes [23:08] <%Kelvin> If you can convince me that it was a good idea to bring Meta-Knight of all fucking characters into your - or any - story, I will take back everything I have said to this point. [23:08] Well, I guess I'll spoil it then [23:08] Also: PLOT ESSENTIAL CROSSOVERS etc. [23:08] <%Mui> what is a meta knight?! [23:08] The Alice we're about to meet isn't the usual Alice windows era Alice [23:09] <~Kapow> bracing for epic [23:09] It's the PC-98 era Alice [23:09] And because most people on this channel don't read the story... yeah. [23:09] oh my [23:09] Loli Alice. Why, again? [23:09] <%Mode> And that has nothing to do with Meta Knight. [23:09] Who is more known over in the /jp/ side of the house apparently as Loris [23:09] <%Ninny> So she remained a loli for unknown reasons [23:09] A miserable pile of masks and fluff. [23:09] *Lorris [23:09] ... What Mode said [23:09] bad kitty~ [23:09] <~Kapow> ...lorris? [23:09] spoiler alert! [23:09] Yeah, what Mode said. WAT. [23:09] <%Mode> The farthest you could reach is Alice in Wonderland rips. [23:09] <%Mode> But Meta Knight? [23:09] <%Mode> Your reasoning for that should bring back Jesus if you want to coherently explain that. [23:09] <~Kapow> I am so fucking lost here [23:10] <~Kapow> what's a lorris [23:10] I am quite lost, too. [23:10] I know lorries. are we talking about lorries? [23:10] it deals with the book, Alice in Wonderland [23:10] ... Meta Knight. [23:10] <%Mui> "BEHOLD, Chen! I have bought you a bike!" [23:10] which has what to do with meta knight? [23:10] HONK HONK [23:10] <%Kelvin> Meta-knight wasn't in Alice in Wonderland [23:10] ^ [23:10] <%Ninny> METAKNIGHT IS THE CHESIRE CAT IN ARMOR [23:10] <+Pygmalion> What the fuck [23:10] Yeah, uh... [23:10] http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/src/125514754367.jpg [23:10] <%Ninny> DUH CAN'T YOU GUYS READ BETWEEN THE LINES [23:10] Kelvin: you didn't read the fanfic version then. [23:10] ... Unless you mean KIRBY WONDERLAND [23:10] Which STILL doesn't count [23:11] <~Kapow> there was no lorris in alice in wonderland either [23:11] ... oh christ... [23:11] I believe the name Lorris is a little tongue and cheek nod to the history behind the creation of Alice in Wonderland [23:11] <%KChasm> ...I don't remember a Lorris in either of the Alice books. [23:11] <+Pygmalion> GAH! DAMN! YOU'RE RIGHT, NINE, HOW CAN I BE SO DENSE. [23:11] Alice was written in 1865, exactly three years after the Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson and the Reverend Robinson Duckworth rowed in a boat up the River Thames with three little girls:[2] * Lorina Charlotte Liddell (aged 13, born 1849) ("Prima" in the book's prefatory verse) * Alice Pleasance Liddell (aged 10, born 1852) ("Secunda" in the prefator [23:11] <+Pygmalion> FUCK, I'M SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF RIGHT NOW [23:11] <%Ninny> I KNOW, RIGHT? [23:11] Now I can hear the Chesire Cat doing a Keikakku Doori. And he's going to say "Just as planned" in Jeremy Clarkson's voice. [23:11] <%Ninny> YOU SHOULD BE! [23:11] shirou.jpg [23:11] <%Ninny> THE REFERENCE WAS FUCKING OBVIOUS [23:11] ok J [23:11] <%KChasm> ... [23:11] what does meta knight have to do with lorris? [23:11] <~Kapow> Guillaume de Lorris? [23:11] I don't remember [23:12] The elder girl there Lorina Liddel and the middle sister Alice Liddel [23:12] <%KChasm> ...but why is Meta-Knight there? [23:12] actually, idon't even know at all [23:12] <%Mode> JE [23:12] <%Mode> EXPLAIN META KNIGHT [23:12] Yeah, that's the question everyone seems to be asking. [23:12] lol [23:12] <~Kapow> ... [23:12] <~Kapow> wow [23:12] <~Kapow> were people supposed to get that somehow? [23:12] <%Mode> . [23:12] Lorris is essentially a combination of their two names, but obviously phrased using Katanakana [23:12] <%Mode> See that? That's the point right up there. [23:12] <%Mode> Where are you, JE? [23:12] As for the actual Meta Knight himself [23:12] <~Kapow> >Katanakana [23:12] >metaknight [23:12] drrrrrrrrrr [23:12] <~Kapow> >KATANA KANA [23:12] <~Kapow> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA [23:13] *Katakana [23:13] You still aren't explaining Meta Knight. [23:13] As for the actual Meta Knight himself [23:13] FINALLY [23:13] my head hurts [23:13] FINALLY [23:13] ... red and white chess board [23:13] <~Kapow> okay he has to be fucking with us [23:13] but still... oh god why... [23:13] <%KChasm> Why the hell would you combine Alice and Lorina anyway? [23:13] <~Kapow> no one can make this little sense [23:13] <%KChasm> I vote for he's just desperately making shit up at this point [23:13] As for the Meta Knight himself, he is something Lorris created much in the same fashion Shinki created just about everything in Makai [23:13] <~Kapow> WHY META KNIGHT [23:14] ... [23:14] <%Ninny> ... [23:14] What [23:14] <%Mode> That is the studpiest thing ever. [23:14] .... Was Katanakana a serious typo? Because I cannot believe that was a serious typo. I can't. [23:14] how does this happen? [23:14] * %Ninny grin [23:14] :< [23:14] <%Mode> stupidest rather. [23:14] <~Kapow> WHY NOT ANYTHING ELSE [23:14] people, haveI taught you nothing [23:14] I figured being the daughter of the Divinity of Makai that power wouldn't be beyond her reach [23:14] how can you fall for such low quality trolling [23:14] <%KChasm> For Christ's SAKE [23:14] <~Kapow> why did she want to make meta knight [23:14] ... Someone, set the threat level at KATANAKANA. [23:14] why not make something else [23:14] * Wiseman_ (~chatzilla@Rizon-C8FD8DCC.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #THP [23:14] like alice 2.0 [23:14] <%Kelvin> ...Thanks, J. [23:14] why not make. a penis. [23:14] <%Kelvin> You really improved my mood. [23:14] <%KChasm> One of you had better be logging this. [23:14] Like Mara. [23:14] * Kapow changes topic to 'Welcome to #THP! - Thermohydrogen Processing | 13THREAT LEVEL: KATANAKANA | 4Archives: http://tinyurl.com/touhouvn | 4R7O8Y10A2L 13R5A4I7N8B10O2W10!! | New address: 12http://www.touhou-project.com/ | http://tasofro.net/touhou123/download.html 6TH12.3 v1.03 patch | http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/1032 6UFO English | 10http://touhou-endings.wikia.com/' [23:14] <+Pygmalion> Oh, I am, don't worry, Chasm. [23:15] OH SHIT [23:15] WE'RE ON THREAT LEVEL AGAIN [23:15] DESPAIR [23:15] <%krisslanza> Well mostly done now. Just have to fix my bed, throw on my ABU blouse, and I'm good to go. [23:15] <%krisslanza> OH GOD NO. [23:15] <%krisslanza> I've got about 30ish minutes [23:15] Not as wat as Daikatana. [23:15] <%Ninny> Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha [23:15] <%Ninny> I can not [23:15] needs more CHARISMA: http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/src/125514754367.jpg [23:15] <%Kelvin> I can't be angry right now, I'm watching Touhou reach the next generation. [23:15] <%QWL|Writing> Oh, come on. Katakana's not even a color! [23:15] <%Ninny> I can not understand [23:15] <~Kapow> daikatana just means big katana [23:15] <%Ninny> how ANYONE [23:15] <%Ninny> could be this dumb [23:15] <+Pygmalion> AND DATS DA JOKE [23:15] <%Kelvin> I never thought an eight-year-old would get into it, but hey. [23:15] No, it's KATANAKANA. [23:15] <%Kelvin> More power to you. [23:15] <%QWL|Writing> 9: ? [23:15] Kapow: An FPS game. A really shitty one at that. [23:15] <~Kapow> yeah I know [23:16] <%Ninny> QWL: J->E [23:16] soooo then [23:16] <%QWL|Writing> Katanakana... [23:16] I don't get it [23:16] why meta knight [23:16] <%QWL|Writing> That's still not a color! [23:16] <~Kapow> I remember when just saying "daikatana" was funny [23:16] Essentially, he is her "Servant" though those in the magical know would just dub him her "Furniture" [23:16] Like katakana, but it has a Katana, which is like putting "dire" in front of the name of an animal. [23:16] I fucking missed the 1990s in gaming. [23:16] kct: John Romero is going to make you his bitch [23:16] Similar to KC but a littl differently... I vote that he's actually attempting to cover up the truth of I LOVE META KNIGHT IN BRAWL SO I'LL JUST PUT HIM IN MY STORY. [23:16] <%KChasm> Daikatana isn't even the right word for combining those two kanji. [23:16] <%Ninny> Essentially, he is her "Servant" though those in the magical know would just dub him her "Furniture" [23:16] <%KChasm> Also, I find it exceedingly embarrassing that I know that. [23:16] <%Ninny> You've gotta be shitting me [23:16] ...metaknight is a true bro in kirby superstar [23:16] <%KChasm> But. [23:16] sit on meta knight? [23:16] <%KChasm> Why. [23:16] <%KChasm> Meta. [23:16] <%KChasm> Knight. [23:16] don't you diss on metaknight [23:16] <%QWL|Writing> ... [23:16] But seriously. [23:16] <%KChasm> Why Meta-Knight. [23:16] * Wiseman (~chatzilla@Rizon-C8FD8DCC.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [23:16] Agreed, Green, [23:16] <%KChasm> Why not ANYTHING ELSE [23:16] <%QWL|Writing> Metaknight? [23:16] <+Pygmalion> My condolences, Nine. [23:16] <%Mode> So you've got Lorris-Beatrice and Meta Siesta. [23:17] <%KChasm> WHY METAKNIGHT?! [23:17] * Wiseman_ is now known as Wiseman [23:17] <%Ninny> No, J->E [23:17] <~Kapow> J can you explain what is special about the character meta knight that makes him best suited as magical furniture [23:17] <%Ninny> You are the furniture [23:17] Games these days is about, "our games suck, LET US MAKE HDR." Half of the damn time. [23:17] my eyes are twitchingg [23:17] <%QWL|Writing> ... [23:17] * obliterhikaru (~Owner@fear.of.destructive.light) has joined #THP [23:17] However, it's due to brawl that Meta Knight is now here. [23:17] he's squishy Kapow [23:17] also why J->E are we fucking coding in php now [23:17] great as a beany chair [23:17] <%krisslanza> :V [23:17] This is my opinion. [23:17] <+Pygmalion> What the fuck is this shit? [23:17] <%QWL|Writing> Well, I didn't keep up, so yeah. [23:17] So. Basically, kind of like why Auron is in Kingdom Hearts? [23:17] wait no [23:17] <%QWL|Writing> Also, drugs would probably help. [23:17] I'm still kinda pissed they did that. [23:17] he's not kirby... he has armor [23:17] Auron is a drunkard. [23:17] he's terrible as a chair [23:17] Jesus christ, you guys are in a frenzy. Slow down a little dammit [23:17] Mo' like beanbag. [23:18] he's there to drink and make passes at that little girl [23:18] <%Kelvin> Actually we've been asking the same question since the beginning [23:18] <~Kapow> the more you explain this the less sense it makes [23:18] <%QWL|Writing> This is very confusing, though. [23:18] <%Mui> BURONT-SAN! [23:18] this is the normal THP rush hour J [23:18] <%Kelvin> Maybe you should speed up a bit [23:18] It's always like this, when we have lots of people. [23:18] <%QWL|Writing> Why's Meta Knight here? [23:18] unrelated: the vote god requires offerings [23:18] <%krisslanza> RUSH HOUR. [23:18] Why is Meta Knight there? [23:18] <%HY> The hell is everyone bitching about now? [23:18] <%QWL|Writing> It's bad enough when a Nasuverse reference is made. [23:18] <%Ninny> J->E [23:18] <%krisslanza> The vote god is as unloved as the Hakurei god. [23:18] shut up tree [23:18] ! [23:18] <+Pygmalion> Stay away, HY, you'll catch the anger. [23:18] <%Mode> You see, JE, the problem here is that you come up with a reason to have a cross over with a character so vastly unrelated to the series in the first place, but you also back it up with incredibly weak justification. [23:18] <%KChasm> HY, just ask Pygmalion for the log later. [23:18] * notverygreen shakes fist [23:18] * fotc (~kyouka@Rizon-F2C1C1F9.resnet.ucla.edu) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [23:18] <+Pygmalion> Or yeah, what Chasm said. [23:18] <%KChasm> This is awesome and enraging all at once. [23:18] krisslanza: yes she is :< [23:19] <%HY> More like time to retreat. [23:19] <~Kapow> HY we're trying to figur eout why meta knight is in J2E's story [23:19] oh me, I'm having a lot of fun. [23:19] <+Pygmalion> So I can molest you during your debriefing. [23:19] <~Kapow> apparently it has something to do with alice in wonderland [23:19] * %HY doesn't even know who that is [23:19] Well, Lorris obviously survived the great retcon cataclysm in Touhou history [23:19] what? [23:19] <%krisslanza> They need to find ways to get some Faith. [23:19] HY I'm gonna punch you. [23:19] Which shouldn't have happened [23:19] ... [23:19] Jeez, Mode, you're like a saint. I don't think anyone exerts such effort to explain things to newcomers. [23:19] <~Kapow> wait [23:19] You're still not talking about Meta Knight [23:19] <%HY> Looks like a lot of people are going to punch me today. [23:19] <~Kapow> I get it now [23:19] <~Kapow> I GET IT [23:19] <%QWL|Writing> Lorris? [23:19] <%QWL|Writing> What? [23:19] <%krisslanza> I'd never punch HY~ [23:19] I'll get in line then. [23:19] But she did. However, she didn't quite survive the jump perfectly intact [23:19] <%QWL|Writing> Who's Lorris? [23:19] kriss: you could donkey punch [23:19] saint mode~ [23:19] <~Kapow> this is like trying to unravel a shonen series that's gone on for 1000 issues [23:20] ^ [23:20] also why did Ragna The Bloodedge show up [23:20] QWL: You should probably give up, broseph. [23:20] retcons everywhere [23:20] Her memories got totally screwed up [23:20] <~Kapow> J has jumped right to the end of the process [23:20] <%krisslanza> Rumia the Bloodedge is superior. [23:20] yes [23:20] <%Mode> Saint Mode, Patron Saint of Newfags? [23:20] <%QWL|Writing> I won't give up as long as I'm writng something like RwVT. [23:20] Ragna The Bloodedge? [23:20] lol [23:20] * komachi_sensei is now known as kaguya_sensei [23:20] <%krisslanza> NEET [23:20] RAGNA, ZA BLAAEDDGE [23:20] <%KChasm> Lorris is what you get when you combine. Alice and Lorina, Alice Liddel's real sister. No explanation has been made as to WHY we would combine Alice and Lorina in the first place. [23:20] http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/src/125514729576.jpg [23:20] So the first thing she did in a panic was use her magic to create something to protect herself being all alone in a foreign land and all that [23:20] <%QWL|Writing> If I can handle that, I can handle Metaknight appearing from nowhere. [23:21] <%KChasm> JtotheE is not very good at explaining things. [23:21] ... or I'll KILL you [23:21] * kaguya_sensei is now known as komachi_sensei [23:21] <~Kapow> he's making up the past of his shonen story as he goes along [23:21] <%QWL|Writing> ... [23:21] no explanation as to why it's meta knight either KC [23:21] <%KChasm> ...BUT WHY DID SHE CREATE META-KNIGHT [23:21] <%KChasm> WHY META-KNIGHT [23:21] WHY SPECIFICALLY META-KNIGHT [23:21] <%Ninny> J->E is good at making up mounds of pure, festering bullshit, however [23:21] <%KChasm> WHY THAT SPECIFIC VIDEO GAME CHARACTER [23:21] you know [23:21] the amount of BS here reminds me of high school essays [23:21] kaguya_sensei: Win. [23:21] and I liked Ragna. He's Sol, but not as marysueish. [23:21] a little bit. [23:21] <%QWL|Writing> So, the Alice version of Schala comes up with Metaknight, a video game character she would never have heard of, of all people, to protect her? [23:22] <~Kapow> mick: you should see some college literature theses [23:22] Huh, I sorta agree with you Mick [23:22] <%Mode> A video game that, for all intents and purposes, couldn't reasonably be expected to have been played by PC-98 Alice sometime between being in Hell and the magical Cataclysm that destroyed everyone else. [23:22] >>not as marysueish. [23:22] <~Kapow> this is nothing [23:22] <+Pygmalion> DID SOMEONE MENTION KYON BADGUY? [23:22] mick: College has even more potheads. [23:22] HAHAHAHA WHAT [23:22] <%krisslanza> Huh I thought someone posted Rumia the Bloodedge on THP. [23:22] <%krisslanza> Maybe that was Poosh. [23:22] <%QWL|Writing> Damnit, he's an alright ball thing, but Satan would shit ice cubes first! [23:22] I see, well something to look forward to in college I guess [23:22] what's kyon badguy? [23:22] Slayer is best [23:22] Well, I'm trying to imagine what goes in the mind of a kid and she wanted something to protect her, so fairy tales of Knights in Shining Armor coming to rescue the Damsel in Distress come to mind [23:22] RoastBeefSub: Sol Badguy is the king of marysues. [23:23] <%QWL|Writing> Use a normal knight in shining armor, then. [23:23] ^ [23:23] <%Kelvin> ^ [23:23] Oh, well, if you put it like that... [23:23] <%Ninny> v [23:23] <+Pygmalion> Uncle Slayer and Cousin Rachel [23:23] <%Mode> What kind of retarded little girl imagines a purple ball of puff with a mask as a knight? [23:23] The DAT BLACK KNIGHT. [23:23] That said being a kid, she didn't quite want some Seven Foot Tall Man of Awesome [23:23] dark knight [23:23] Flandre and Uncle Slayer [23:23] Meta-Knight doesn't look 'Good' at all [23:23] <%krisslanza> YOU'RE MISSING AN ARM! [23:23] ...I did compare him to sol badguy [23:23] It's batman! [23:23] <%QWL|Writing> She'd probably want something taller than her, at least. [23:23] Gotta write more FoSL while my mood's okay. [23:23] lol metaknight [23:23] ...cuz he is solbadguy, but the marysue only goes to 9! [23:23] That said being a kid, she didn't quite want some Seven Foot Tall Man of Awesome < couldn't it have been mini? [23:23] <%QWL|Writing> Powerful, with shining blue eyes or some retarded bullshit like that. [23:23] like shanghais [23:23] but paladins [23:24] <+Pygmalion> Flandre on Slayer's lap as he tells her stories by the fireplace, meanwhile Rachel and Remilia enjoy some tea. [23:24] So she came up with an armored dark blue marshmallow with an awesome cape that can transform into bat wings [23:24] Pyg: fund it [23:24] <%QWL|Writing> ??? [23:24] wut [23:24] bat-wings [23:24] <%Ninny> J->E [23:24] <~Kapow> J that is fucking retarded. [23:24] No. [23:24] I've heard worse. [23:24] <%Mode> There's a term for something like this. [23:24] <%Ninny> You are quite possibly the dumbest person I have ever had the pleasure to see make a fool of themselves. [23:24] <%Mode> Where two seperate entities come up with the exact same thing coincidentally. [23:24] <%krisslanza> Rumia the Bloodedge: http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/528759/blazblue-blonde_hair-cosplay-hair_ribbon-highres-k [23:24] <%QWL|Writing> Was she drunk, or high? Or what? [23:24] <%Mode> But I'm pretty sure it's not called 'retarded bullshit'. [23:24] <%Mode> Hmm. [23:24] pft [23:24] That is not even a stereotypical 'little girl thing' to imagine as their protector. [23:25] <+Pygmalion> Good luck with that, Mode. [23:25] <%QWL|Writing> Clearly, her head's addled and we don't know that in game. [23:25] I'd Rumia the Bloodedge. [23:25] Cousin Rachel and Remilia aren't on good terms [23:25] what would be a stereotypical little girl thing anyways? [23:25] Just admit that you wanted Meta Knight to be in your story because you liked him in Brawl. [23:25] <%QWL|Writing> A unicorn. [23:25] <%KChasm> I think now is an appropriate time to link to this Wikipedia page. [23:25] <%KChasm> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Horne_%28model%29 [23:25] inb4 Ike. [23:25] <%QWL|Writing> A unicorn that shoots lasers from its horns. [23:25] in shining armor [23:25] <%Mode> Well, we are talking about a stereotypical little girl that is also the daughter of satan. [23:25] and has bat wings QWL? [23:25] <%Mui> Inb4 Uke [23:25] <%QWL|Writing> So, a demon unicorn? [23:25] a unicorn that shits lasers. [23:25] <~Kapow> shink isn't satan [23:25] <%QWL|Writing> Yeah, why not mickl. [23:25] <%KChasm> And is also the combination of Alice and Lorina FOR SOME REASON [23:25] please say yes [23:25] <~Kapow> shinki [23:25] yay! [23:25] <%Mode> OH HEY [23:25] <%Mode> CRITICAL FLAW [23:25] Satan's lover is already dead. South Park said so. [23:25] <%Ninny> Shinki is a god, not a devil! [23:25] I thought Shinki was supposed to be Lucifer. [23:26] <%Mode> If she created anything to protect her... [23:26] KChasm, when you do a search for loli Alice on Pixiv [23:26] <%QWL|Writing> I think she's actually Schala, KC. [23:26] <%Mode> WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST MAKE SHINKI AGAIN [23:26] The name that turns up is not Alice [23:26] You have to input Lorris instead [23:26] <%Mui> http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/src/12550637072.jpg [23:26] <%Mui> HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH [23:26] Who's Shinki? [23:26] <%Ninny> J->E [23:26] <%KChasm> ... [23:26] <%QWL|Writing> Because dragging Chrono Cross into this is the only way to make it more confusing for me. [23:26] <~Kapow> ... [23:26] Her real name is still Alice [23:26] <%Ninny> It isn't Lorris [23:26] <%KChasm> ...what the shit. [23:26] <%QWL|Writing> No, it's Schala. [23:26] <%Ninny> It's Lollice [23:26] what? [23:26] <%Ninny> -l [23:26] <~Kapow> loli alice [23:26] <%Kelvin> I don't think you know how Japanese nicknames work [23:26] <~Kapow> lolialice [23:26] She just insists on being called the former [23:26] <%KChasm> ...I...wh...ngh. [23:26] <%Ninny> Like Loli + Alice [23:26] <~Kapow> lolice [23:26] <%QWL|Writing> Metaknight, therefore, is really Lavos. [23:26] <%Ninny> Loli Alice [23:26] <%Ninny> Lolica [23:26] <%Ninny> e [23:26] <%QWL|Writing> And we're really Magus. [23:26] <~Kapow> HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN [23:26] <%Ninny> arghlfargl [23:27] <%krisslanza> LAVOS WILL DESTROY US AAALLLLL. [23:27] <%KChasm> You stupid, stupid, stupid fuck. [23:27] Eh, I was reading the katakana literally [23:27] Sera punching Lavos. [23:27] <~Kapow> what the fuck does that even mean [23:27] Brain... hurts... [23:27] <~Kapow> wouldn't it be lorrisu then [23:27] ...but the future refused to change. [23:27] i saw Lolica and thought of loli metallica [23:27] I'm totally lost [23:27] it's ok sensei [23:27] <%QWL|Writing> Damn straight, it did, green. [23:27] ... wouldn't it be Rorrisu? [23:27] don't think too hard about it. [23:27] <%Ninny> i saw Lolica and thought of loli metallica [23:27] >metallica [23:27] <%Ninny> :3 [23:27] well then, it's still a complete stretch [23:27] >loli [23:27] <%QWL|Writing> The future's a stubborn motherfucker. [23:27] Can't unsee the image. [23:27] <%KChasm> rori + arisu [23:27] and J->E, did you plan on explaining this in your story? [23:27] <~Kapow> goddammit pixiv is down [23:27] Yes [23:27] >explain [23:28] <%KChasm> The Japanese portmanteau it to abbreviate it you STUPID STUPID FUCK [23:28] <%QWL|Writing> Best do it now, then. [23:28] It was going to happen in the next post [23:28] >circular logic [23:28] <%QWL|Writing> Or retcon. [23:28] OH, YOU! [23:28] <~Kapow> next post is going to be epic [23:28] or just leave it as a mystery [23:28] <%QWL|Writing> Because this is... wow. Just wow. [23:28] need to rest... [23:28] http://www.touhou-project.com/underground/src/125539830551.jpg [23:28] I'm totally going to read this next post [23:28] Well, now you guys know in advance [23:28] <~Kapow> J if your entire story is this insane I'm going to start reading it [23:28] <%krisslanza> More Rumia the Bloodedge: http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/529925/animal_ears-beret-blazblue-blonde_hair-blue_eyes-b [23:28] <%QWL|Writing> What Kapow said, really. [23:28] ^ Kapow [23:28] <%krisslanza> Yukarin~ http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/536721/anna_-pixiv-blonde_hair-chibi-cirno-cirno_-cosplay [23:28] HNNG NITORI [23:29] <%QWL|Writing> Every story has its hook, and this may be it. [23:29] I guess I'll take that as a compliment [23:29] <%QWL|Writing> Pure, unadulterated batshit insanity. [23:29] <%KChasm> You stupid, stupid, stupid... [23:29] urg... was supposed to write an update... [23:29] http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/537570/ [23:29] |:> [23:29] <%Kelvin> Actually you know [23:29] Uh... for what it's worth, his Reimu is kinda nice. Was, anyway. [23:29] <~Kapow> I am stunned by the catastrophic trail of destruction left behind by your train of thought [23:29] Good night Kelvin [23:29] <%Mode> This is kind of like that 'people watching a trainwreck' kind of thing. [23:29] ^ [23:29] <%QWL|Writing> I mean, this one isn't the best crazy scene, but if you focus on just that, you can probably pump some more mind horrors out. [23:29] <%Kelvin> Nah, nah [23:30] <%Kelvin> See [23:30] <%Mode> Except the train in question is powered by nuclear rockets, and is 10,000 cars long. [23:30] needs more cocks [23:30] <%krisslanza> C-cock!? [23:30] I'm kinda freezing my ass off here so forgive for not being more enthusiastic [23:30] <%Kelvin> All of my worries about how I may or may not actually be seriously mentally ill are now gone [23:30] <%Kelvin> Because I'm not you [23:30] <~Kapow> 5 million car pile-up [23:30] Awesome Kelvin! [23:30] * thedot (~thedot@dot.thedot.dot) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out) [23:30] <%Kelvin> You have single-handedly given me peace of mind. Thank you. [23:30] congratz Kelvin! [23:30] <%Kelvin> Not even being sarcastic. [23:30] this is a cause for celebration [23:30] Uh, you're welcome, I think [23:30] <~Kapow> with boats and the space shuttle [23:30] C-cock!? [23:31] <%Kelvin> It's really been eating away at me [23:31] * komachi_sensei is now known as tewi_sensei [23:31] <%Kelvin> Because I can't afford a shrink, see [23:31] <%KChasm> Okay, fuck this. I need to leave before I lose faith in... [23:31] <%KChasm> well, everything. [23:31] * %KChasm (~kchasm@Rizon-4F782E44.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has left #THP [23:31] <%HY> ... [23:31] Well. This has been an interesting conversation. [23:31] indeed it has [23:31] * Lionel (~chatzilla@jesus.christ.get.in.the.car) has joined #THP [23:31] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Lionel [23:31] <%QWL|Writing> I'm saving this. [23:31] <%krisslanza> Very enlightening. [23:31] Oh, you're just in time, HY. [23:31] <+Pygmalion> Poor Chasm. [23:31] I think I'll go play Th 12.3 now [23:31] <%QWL|Writing> Fucking awesome. [23:31] <%HY> SPOILERS: 01,01My process was just as batshit, I just covered it better. [23:31] <~Kapow> this is the best conversation since reiji asked us to raise the threat level [23:31] Metaknight is an excellent plot device. [23:31] or not [23:31] * MikoSpark|Work is now known as MikoSpark [23:31] <%krisslanza> Going soon unfortunantly. [23:31] <%Kelvin> So now when I hear screaming from the walls or feel like my bed is falling through the floor, or get really angry at things for no reason, I'll just think of you [23:31] <%Lionel> what. [23:32] <%Lionel> did i miss something good [23:32] <%Kelvin> And I'll know what it really means to be fucking batshit insane [23:32] <%QWL|Writing> You mean Metaknight, Kel? [23:32] <%krisslanza> Miko~ [23:32] <%krisslanza> Yes Lio. [23:32] you did Lionel [23:32] <%krisslanza> You missed EVERYTHING. [23:32] <%MikoSpark> Kriss~ [23:32] HY~ [23:32] Kelvin~ [23:32] want me to make some logs? [23:32] Hey Miko [23:32] <%MikoSpark> Dan~ [23:32] <%Lionel> like what. [23:32] <%MikoSpark> sup wise [23:32] Mikokoko~ [23:32] <%MikoSpark> HY~ [23:32] <%MikoSpark> Momkokoko~ [23:32] <%Lionel> are we still raging over metaknight [23:32] choo choo [23:32] im a train [23:32] yes we were [23:32] <%Ninny> So [23:32] and we got an explanation [23:32] http://jalopnik.com/5379937/its-a-nice-day-for-a-skyline-wedding Holy.... [23:32] sorta [23:32] <~Kapow> he finally explained why it's meta knight [23:32] Too late: A lot of it got lost. [23:32] <%Lionel> for two hours? [23:32] In fact, I'll try to use y'all fiery response as inspiration for Gin's disbelief at how a little girl came up with a being like Meta Knight ================================================================================ EXTRAS: [22:33] I get the feeling some people are going to flip whenever the first arc concludes [22:34] <~Kapow> first arc of what [22:34] Nothin' much, just contemplating when y'all are going to lynch me [22:34] <~Kapow> nobody even reads your story [22:35] <~Kapow> I glanced at it on the front page and saw that you included meta knight as a character and went WTF [22:36] lulz, if Meta Knight made your skin crawl, then the rest of what I have in mind will make you constipated for life [22:36] <%Mui> Meta Knight? [22:36] <%Mode> J, I think that's more along the lines of you being chased out for faggotry. [22:36] I stopped at the Koakuma bullshit, actually. [22:37] <~Kapow> man [22:37] <%Mode> Generally, if someone reacts negtively to something, you probably shouldn't say 'That's okay, because I've got more ideas that are worse'. [22:37] <%Mode> Generally, you won't be wanted to continue. [22:37] <%Kelvin> Worst case scenario you bring the site down with you [22:38] <~Kapow> J did you see what happened to reiji after he came in here acting like a retard? [22:38] Nope [22:38] <%HY> Reiji really was a retard though. [22:38] Reiji is a moot point. [22:38] have you seen Reiji lately? There's your answer. [22:38] ALL of us already knew. [22:39] Basically the ultimatum has been given to him, that is, GTFO. [22:39] <%HY> Nah. [22:39] <%HY> We didn't tell Reiji to leave. [22:39] <%HY> We laughed at his bullshit. [22:39] Well, at least at somewhere else where we hang out. [22:39] <%HY> Very different. [22:39] <%Kelvin> Yeah, Reiji just kind of realized that no one loved him [22:41] It's okay we all had a phase around these parts in THP [22:42] <%Kelvin> No [22:42] <%Kelvin> No we did not [22:42] <%Kelvin> No we fucking didn't [22:42] dang. J2E is here too [22:42] <~Kapow> >we all had a phase [22:42] <~Kapow> huh? [22:42] <%Kelvin> The sooner you stop thinking it's okay to be a faggot the sooner you'll stop being a laughingstock [22:43] RedNine, I'm only here because Brotha baited me in. I promise not to burn the couch or five. [22:43] <~Kapow> most people writing here outgrew shit like shonen fighting anime [22:43] <~Kapow> before they came here [22:43] Well, considering all I see around me is dating-sim roman ero-ge [22:43] <~Kapow> no, go ahead, burn the couch [22:43] I don't see the problem with being the sole shounen dude [22:43] <%Mui> I used to be a moron. [22:43] <~Kapow> if all you see is dating sims you aren't looking at all [22:43] <%krisslanza> We could use an excuse to buy a new couch. [22:43] <%Mui> I still am, somewhat. But I got better. [22:44] oh hey awesome [22:44] ? [22:44] i can do thighhighs wriggle [22:44] <%krisslanza> !? [22:44] <%Mode> >most people writing here outgrew shit like shonen fighting anime [22:44] in shorts or a skirt [22:44] mari and kriss in thighhighs. [22:44] <%Mode> I have to admit though, Gintama is pretty awesome. [22:44] <%Kelvin> Whahey! [22:44] ONLY thighhighs. [22:44] Each to their own rose tinted glasses Kapow [22:44] What picture are you referring to, Mari? [22:44] <%Mui> I like Gintama as a comic. [22:44] none [22:44] <%Mui> but not Anime. [22:44] <%Mode> It's the only shonen I've ever followed for more than 20 episodes. [22:45] <%Mui> FMA first and second season here yo [22:45] <%krisslanza> Only thighhighs!? :V [22:45] <%Mode> I've tried to follow the manga as well, but it's kind of annoying to be going through things I already know, but eh. [22:45] <%KChasm> ARE THEY STILL IN HUECO MUNDO? [22:45] huec.. what? [22:45] one of them is [22:45] I wish they didn't make a new FMA anime to be honest [22:46] >>Well, considering all I see around me is dating-sim roman ero-ge [22:46] I'm shocked that you haven't read Norseman or any of the grimdark that's around. [22:46] <~Kapow> Memoirs of a Vampire, I Youkai, A Fairy's Tale, Gensokyoland Saga, Fragmentation of Memories [22:47] <~Kapow> Shadow Over Gensokyo [22:47] <%Kelvin> You know not the depths to which my patience can reach [22:47] <~Kapow> etc. etc. etc. [22:47] Of course, I've read Norseman [22:47] <~Kapow> none of those are like a "dating sim" [22:47] <%krisslanza> ... my own CYOAs :V? [22:47] <~Kapow> at all [22:47] The original Belmont fic and such [22:47] <~Kapow> A Different Story [22:47] Taisa's Touhouvania story. [22:47] Do you mean Place, Kapow? [22:47] <~Kapow> no [22:47] Haha [22:47] <~Kapow> Dr Q's one [22:47] <%krisslanza> ADP is good though. [22:47] Ah [22:48] <%krisslanza> ADS is something else. [22:48] But those kind of story driven formats are rare...though initially they all tend to start as how long will it take me to get into X Touhoe's bloomers [22:48] <%Mui> >Taisa's Touhouvania story. [22:48] JtotheE: what kind of what? [22:48] <~Kapow> they are not rare [22:48] <%Mui> >HY's Touhouvania story. [22:48] * %Mui RAGE [22:48] <%Kelvin> I am now convinced you are a troll [22:48] They're not the same. [22:48] Norseman though has a lot of respect from me since his shit was never about getting into X Touhoe's bloomers right from the beginning [22:48] <~Kapow> NONE OF THE STORIES I LISTED WERE [22:48] <%Kelvin> Do you realize how bad that is? [22:49] <%krisslanza> ... All those listed don't even have that as a part of the story. [22:49] Hey, the fairy in SDM CYOA is kind of cool. [22:49] <~Kapow> jesus christ you are dense [22:49] <%krisslanza> I mean, like Touhouvania is... Touhouvania. We don't even know who the protagonist IS still. [22:49] <%Kelvin> You have managed to, in very quick fashion, give me such a poor mental image of you that I cannot fathom someone quite as stupid as you existing. [22:49] Any pull that they may have had towards ero (which I'm convinced they didn't) was probably propagated by Anon, rather than the writer [22:49] <%Kelvin> You have to be joking. [22:49] <%krisslanza> I, Youkai is all about being a youkai and having fun and stuff. [22:51] Didn't read most of the old stuff [22:52] Never lurked much either [22:52] * %KChasm puts his head in his hand [22:52] <~Kapow> but you know that all the other stories are dating sims [22:52] I think within two weeks of being introduced to THP [22:52] <+Pygmalion> I frowned. [22:52] That's... not good. [22:52] I decided to do my own thing while reading here and there [22:52] <~Kapow> you know that you stand out from the crowd of generic boring stories as a unique snowflake [22:55] I, Youkai.............. I think I got turned off when a certain revelation came clear to me [22:56] I had to deal with a femme protagonist that I didn't happen to like [22:58] A Fairy's Tale... I think the title just auto turned me off. Somethin' I didn't want to read about [22:58] so anything with a female protagonist [22:58] <~Kapow> FAIRY? SOUNDS GAY MAN [22:58] <~Kapow> WHERE'S THE ACTION [22:58] Wait, Fragmentation of Memories is in youkai [22:58] That story is friggin' awesome [23:00] Erm, no offense, J->E (well, maybe a little), but with that sort of mentality, how the hell did you end up on a site dedicated to touhou? [23:00] It might not be as testosterone heavy as Gensokyoland Saga, but Fragmentation of Memories is still awesome as far as straight story driven stuff goes [23:00] <~Kapow> that's a very good question [23:01] As for how I ended up on THP. Again, I got introduced [23:02] <~Kapow> "got introduced"? [23:02] Someone made me read My Dog