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#733645 ·published 2007-10-11 23:45 UTC
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	"Development mode ON.\n",
	"CD-ROM Version: default.cfg from c:\\srb2data\n",
	"press a key.",
	"Y, damn it!!.",
	"Go START YOUR OWN SERVER IF YOU\nWANT TO CHANGE THE SETTINGS!!\n\\nnpress a key.",
	"you can't quickload during a netgame!\nIDIOT!!\n\npress a key.",
	"you haven't picked a quicksave slot yet!\n\npress a key.",
	"you can't save if you aren't playing!\nDUH\n\npress a key.",
	"quicksave over your game named\n\n'%s'?\n\npress y or n.",
	"do you want to quickload the game named\n\n'%s'?\n\npress y or n.",
	"You are in a network game.\n""End it?\n(Y/N).\n",
	"are you sure? this skill level\nisn't even remotely fair.\n\npress y or n.",
	"Messages are OFF",
	"Messages are ON",
	"you can't end a netgame!\n\npress a key.",
	"You hate these messages, don't you?\n\npress y or n.",

	"%s\n\n(press 'y' to quit)",

	"Gamma correction OFF",
	"Gamma correction level 1",
	"Gamma correction level 2",
	"Gamma correction level 3",
	"Gamma correction level 4",
	"empty slot",

	"game saved.",
	"[Message unsent]",

	"Music Change",
	"IMPOSSIBLE SELECTION, you stupid-head!",

	"Changing Level...",

	" #",

	"Two months had passed since Dr. Eggman\n"\
	"tried to take over the world using his\n"\
	"humoungous d****\n#",

	"As it was about to drain the ***\n"\
	"away from the *******, Sonic burst into\n"\
	"the d***hole and for what he thought\n"\
	"would be the last time, f*****\n"\
	"Dr. Eggman.\n#",

	"\nWhat Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles had\n"\
	"not anticipated was that Eggman would\n"
	"return, bringing an all new d***.\n#",

	"About once every year, a strange asteroid\n"\
	"hovers around the planet. it suddenly\n"\
	"appears from your mom, circles around, and\n"\
	"- just as mysteriously as it arrives, it\n"\
	"vanishes after about two months.\n"\
	"No one knows why it appears, or how\n"
    "cuz were all idiots!!! OMG!!\n#",

	"\"F***!\" Eggman yelled. \"That hedgehog\n"\
	"and his ridiculous friends will be f*****\n"\
	"hard for this!\" Just then his scanner\n"\
	"blipped as the Black Rock made its\n"\
	"appearance from nowhere. Eggman looked at\n"\
	"the screen, and just f***** it off.\n#",

	"It was only later\n"\
	"that he had an\n"\
	"idea. \"The Black\n"\
	"Rock usually has a\n"\
	"lot of c**\n"\
	"within it... if I\n"\
	"can somehow\n"\
	"f*** this, I\n"\
	"can turn it into\n"\
	"the ultimate\n"\
	"d***,\n"\
	"and every last\n"\
	"person will be\n"\
	"begging for mercy,\n"\
	"including Sonic!\"\n#",

	"\n\nBefore beginning his scheme,\n"\
	"Eggman decided to give Sonic\n"\
	"a d*** enlarger...\n#",

	"\"We're ready to f*** in 15 seconds!\"\n"\
	"The robot said, his voice crackling a\n"
	"little down the com-link. \"Good!\"\n"\
	"Eggman sat back in his Egg-Mobile and\n"\
	"began to count down as he saw\n"\
	"Los Angeles on the main monitor.\n#",

	"\"10...9...8...\"\n"\
	"Meanwhile, Sonic was f****** across the\n"\
	"zones, and everything became nothing but\n"\
	"a blur as he ran around loops, skimmed\n"\
	"over water, and catapulted himself off\n"\
	"rocks with his phenomenal speed.\n#",

	"\"5...4...3...\"\n"\
	"Sonic knew he was getting closer to the\n"\
	"City, and pushed himself harder. Finally,\n"\
	"the city appeared in the horizon.\n"\
	"\"2...1...Zero.\"\n#",

	"Los Angeles was gone.\n"\
	"Sonic arrived just in time to see what\n"\
	"little of the 'ruins' were left. Everyone\n"\
	"and everything in the city had been\n"\
	"obliterated.\n#",

	"\"You're not quite as dead as we thought,\n"\
	"huh? Are you going to tell us your plan as\n"\
	"usual or will I 'have to work it out' or\n"\
	"something?\"                         \n"\
	"\"We'll see... let's give you a quick warm\n"\
	"up, Sonic! FUCKERS!!!! OMG open fire!\"\n#",

	"Eggman took this\n"\
	"as his cue and\n"\
	"blasted off,\n"\
	"leaving Sonic\n"\
	"and Tails behind.\n"\
	"Tails looked at\n"\
	"the ruins of the\n"\
	"Los Angeles\n"\
	"with a grim face\n"\
	"and sighed.           \n"\
	"\"Now what do we\n"\
	"do?\", he asked.\n#",

	"\"Easy! We go\n"\
	"find Eggman\n"\
	"and stop his\n"\
	"latest\n"\
	"f***** up plan.\n"\
	"Just like\n"\
	"we've always\n"\
	"done, right?                 \n\n"\
	"...                    \n\n"\
	"\"Tails,what\n"\
	"*ARE* you\n"\
	"doing?\"\n#",

	"\"I'm just finding what mission obje...\n"\
	"a-ha! Here it is! This will only give\n"\
	"the robot's primary objective. It says,\n"\
	"* LOCATE AND RETRIEVE CHAOS EMERALD.\n"\
	"ESTIMATED LOCATION: GREENFLOWER ZONE *\"\n"\
	"\"All right, then let's go!\"\n#",

/*
"What are we waiting for? The first emerald is ours!" Sonic was about to
run, when he saw a shadow pass over him, he recognized the silhouette
instantly.
	"Knuckles!" Sonic said. The echidna stopped his glide and landed
facing Sonic. "What are you doing here?"
	He replied, "This crisis affects the Floating Island,
if that explosion I saw is anything to go by."
	"If you're willing to help then... let's go!"
	*/

	"You mock me!!\n",
	"What would Tails say if\nhe saw you \nquitting the game?",
	"Hey!\nWhere do ya think you're goin'?",
	"If you leave, Chisuun will be your \nmortal enemy!\n",
	"What's wrong?\nDo you need meat?\n",
	"Sigh...\nnope, just sigh.",
	"You'd rather work than play?",
	"go ahead and leave. see if i care...\n*sniffle*",

	"[begin noob mode]\nLOLZQOMGROTFLOL UR|nLEAVIN?!!\n",
	"Don't quit!\nThere are animals\nto \nsave!",
	"Aw c'mon, just bonk\na few more robots!",
	"Just because you can't\nget that Chaos Emerald...loo-sah!",
	"If you leave, I'll use\nmy tail whip attack \non you!",
	"Don't go!\nYou might find the hidden\nlevels!",
	"Hit the 'N' key, tails!!\nThe 'N' key!",

	"===========================================================================\n"
	"                       Sonic Robo Blast II!\n"
	"                       by Sonic Team Junior\n"
	"                       http://www.srb2.org\n"
	"      This is a modified version. Go to our site for the original.\n"
	"===========================================================================\n",

	"===========================================================================\n"
	"                   You'd better enjoy this game or I\n"
	"                         will kick you're ass!\n"
	"                                 ^_^\n"
	"===========================================================================\n",

	"M_LoadDefaults: Load system defaults.\n",
	"Z_Init: Init zone memory allocation daemon. \n",
	"W_Init: Init WADfiles.\n",
	"M_Init: Init miscellaneous info.\n",
	"R_Init: Init SRB2 refresh daemon - ",
	"\nP_Init: Init Playloop state.\n",
	"I_Init: Setting up machine state.\n",
	"D_CheckNetGame: Checking network game status.\n",
	"S_Init: Setting up sound.\n",
	"HU_Init: Setting up heads up display.\n",
	"ST_Init: Init status bar.\n",

	"srb2.srb",
	"Loading WADs...",
	"For some reason..."

	"c:\\srb2data\\"SAVEGAMENAME"%u.ssg",
	SAVEGAMENAME"%u.ssg",

	//BP: here is special dehacked handling, include centering and version
	"Sonic Robo Blast 2:" VERSIONSTRING,
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