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Colorful Calendar
  Stone's hit => RUBY TUESDAY
  Shopping day after Thanksgiving => BLACK FRIDAY
  Domino hit => BLUE MONDAY

Publish or Perish
  It's first cover (1925) had a monocle and butterfly => THE NEW YORKER
  First published in New Haven, it contained one page => TELEPHONE BOOK
  Revolutionary work published in 1848 => COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

Sacred Spaces
  Feature of a living room with an overhanging balcony => CATHEDRAL CEILING
  Voice of an Angel singer => CHARLOTTE CHURCH
  Florida export => TEMPLE ORANGE

George W.
  George W. was the 1st president to be... => ON A POSTAGE STAMP
  George W. was the only president.... => ELECTED UNANIMOUSLY
  George W. was the only president... => NOT TO LIVE IN D.C.

Grimm Reapers
  Story that teaches humility => KING THRUSHBIRD
  Gruesome Grimm tale of cannibalism => THE JUNIPER TREE
  Story spun around a riddle => RUMPELSTILTSKIN

Someone's in the Kitchen
  Gale Norton, for one => CABINET MEMBER
  Hindering advancement => COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
  Luxury SUV => RANGE ROVER

Global Music
  It carried Cash => RING OF FIRE
  Joni Mitchell song that starts "Sixteen Springs..." => THE CIRCLE GAME
  Monk classic => ROUND MIDNIGHT

Eight Is Enough
  Elizabeth Taylor's first husband => NICKY HILTON
  Elizabeth Taylor's political husband => JOHN WARNER
  Elizabeth Taylor's last husband => LARRY FORTENSKY

Better Red...
  She came out of retirement to star in "No, No Nanette" => RUBY KEELER
  It contains tomatoes and cream => BLUSH SAUCE
  It helps when fixing overhead power lines => CHERRY PICKER

Lost in Space
  Painting featured in Thomas Pynchon's "V" => THE BIRTH OF VENUS
  Since 2000, it's been called Snickers Almond => MARS BAR
  1998 Bruce Willis-Alec Baldwin film => MERCURY RISING

Slightly Imprecise
  Miles Davis album that includes "Freddie Freeloader" => KIND OF BLUE
  He called California "the big burrito" => DAN RATHER
  Don't worry, to Leo Rosten => ISH KABIBBLE

Opposites Attract
  Prolonged hunger strike  => SLOW FAST
  Lengthy legal document => LONG BRIEF
  Bordering on hideous => PRETTY UGLY

That Toddlin' Town
  Chicago => KANDER EBB MUSICAL
  Chicago => GAMBLING CARD GAME
  Chicago => MAKE ME SMILE, GROUP

Ivy League
  Scarlet side-dish => HARVARD BEETS
  6 ft 6 in talking member of a duo => PENN JILLETTE
  Security device => YALE LOCK

The clock strikes.
  Author of "Alibi Ike" => RING LARDNER
  Bake sale favorite => TOLL HOUSE COOKIES
  Big blow out => WING-DING

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah
  1985 novel made into a Robert Downey, Jr. film => LESS THAN ZERO
  Phrase of refusal => NOTHING DOING
  Alcohol-free cocktail => NADA DAIQUIRI

Grove Trove
  Northern Ireland Unionists called him King Billy => WILLIAM III OF ORANGE
  Huckleberry Hound's favorite song => DARLING CLEMENTINE
  Start of the Beatles "Savoy Truffle" => CREME TANGERINE

Hospital Visit
  Winner of 9 Oscars => THE ENGLISH PATIENT
  Bottom-dwelling predator => NURSE SHARK
  Marvel Comics super-villain => DOCTOR DOOM

Call Out the Troops
  Silver Bells was inspired by their ringers => SALVATION ARMY
  It had a spokesdog named Magic => OLD NAVY
  Warhammer forces => SPACE MARINES

Tender Loving Care
  Douglas Adams's holistic tec => DIRK GENTLY
  Song covered by the Fugees with Lauryn Hill singing lead => KILLING ME SOFTLY
  Superficial treatment => ONCE OVER LIGHTLY

First Family
  George and Martha's neighbor => DENNIS THE MENACE
  2005 George to Kathleen Turner's Martha => BILL IRWIN
  Martha's last names before marrying George => DANDRIDGE CUSTIS

Talking Take Out
  Matt Damon's screen debut => MYSTIC PIZZA
  Nixon court appointee => WARREN BURGER
  Hurry! => SHAKE A LEG

Watch This
  Haley Joel Osment was attacked by a pig while filming this => SECONDHAND LIONS
  Apparent worth => FACE VALUE
  10-part mini-series produced in 2001 => BAND OF BROTHERS

Crafty Show
  Family Affair guy => SLY STONE
  1974 Pam Grier title role => FOXY BROWN
  2005 Philippa Stockley novel => A FACTORY OF CUNNING

Auto-Awareness
  1950 Oscar winner for "All the King's Men" => MERCEDES MCCAMBRIDGE
  The Good Soldier author => FORD MADOX FORD
  1972 Dolphins perfect season runner => MERCURY MORRIS

Cuckoo for Sudoku
  Possible translation for su doku for the Japanese => SOLITARY NUMBER
  What starting numerals on the sudoku grid are called => THE GIVENS
  Leonhard Euler puzzle that's a sudoku ancestor => LATIN SQUARE

Art Heists
  Masterpiece stolen from the Louvre in 1911 => MONA LISA
  1999 movie remake whose title character is an art thief => THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR
  Twice stolen Norse masterpiece => THE SCREAM

Get the Point?
  He directed Michael Jordan's Nike ads => SPIKE LEE
  Account-access code => PIN NUMBER
  With force and ferocity => TOOTH AND NAIL

Sign Language
  Motor Trend's 1981 car of the year => DODGE ARIES
  Villain of "You Only Move Twice" on "The Simpsons" => HANK SCORPIO
  Its larva bores into bark => CAPRICORN BEETLE

Death Be Not Proud
  He also wrestled as The Master of Pain => THE UNDERTAKER
  Author of Letters to a Young Debtor => WILLIAM SLOANE COFFIN
  Midnight to 8 a.m., perhaps => GRAVEYARD SHIFT

Courting Lunacy
  Court tactic => INSANITY PLEA
  Court event => MARCH MADNESS
  17th-century Dutch craze that often led to court cases => TULIPOMANIA

Sock It to Me
  Don't Lie group => BLACK EYED PEAS
  Fish also called a seven-eleven => SHINER PERCH
  Time spent at the computer => MOUSE MILES

Women's Mags
  1st living Aussie to be on a postage stamp => ELLE MACPHERSON
  It promotes social justice and diversity in Canada => COSMOPOLITAN PARTY
  Witchcraft, to Tennyson => GLAMOUR GIFT

Searching for an Answer
  Working title for game show "Jeopardy!" => WHAT'S THE QUESTION
  Behind Blue Eyes album => WHO'S NEXT
  Commercial catch phrase used by Walter Mondale => WHERE'S THE BEEF

Rolling Stone Magazine's Top Records of 2005
  No.1 "Rolling Stone" record by Kanye West => LATE REGISTRATION
  No.2 "Rolling Stone" record by the Rolling Stones => A BIGGER BANG
  No.3 "Rolling Stone" record by the White Stripes => GET BEHIND ME SATAN

Guide Book
  Baby on the first issue of TV Guide => DESI ARNAZ JR.
  No.1 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest Shows of All Time => SEINFELD
  TV Guide's No.1 Cartoon Character of All Time => BUGS BUNNY

That's Miss to You
  First outing => MAIDEN VOYAGE
  Plaintive TV cry => LASSIE COME HOME
  Winner of 2 Tonys, 2 Obies, and 4 Emmys => COLLEEN DEWHURST

Hold the Noise Down!
  Clark Gable-Spencer Tracy film of 1940 => BOOM TOWN
  Inspiration for some performers => ROAR OF THE CROWD
  It might promise to teach you Italian in two weeks => CRASH COURSE

Good Housekeeping
  Twinkies component => GOLDEN SPONGE CAKE
  Beatles-based game featured on BBC Liverpool => MATCH UP THE MOPTOP
  Shrubby evergreen of the lily family => BUTCHER'S BROOM

Game Room
  It predicted a Communist takeover => DOMINO THEORY
  Computer feature often used by students => SPELL CHECKER
  Place where someone who's broke sees a broker => PAWN SHOP

In the Vault
  2005 HBO film about FDR => WARM SPRINGS
  E-mails that get returned due to a full mailbox => SOFT BOUNCES
  Duo indicating great rapidity => LEAPS AND BOUNDS

Big Numbers
  Collection that included "The Gift of the Magi" => THE FOUR MILLION
  Carl Sagan's final book => BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
  Brilliant gemstone with 44 facets => TRILLION CUT

Candyland
  Ann Miller-Mickey Rooney musical => SUGAR BABIES
  Some Asians believe it was the "Silver River" of heaven => MILKY WAY
  Perfect man, to Diane Keaton's Theresa Dunn => MR. GOODBAR

For Eggheads
  It spawned the movie "The Nude Bomb" => GET SMART
  "Sound of Music" director => ROBERT WISE
  Sylvester Stallone's first born => SAGE MOONBLOOD

Gotta Altitude Problem?
  Barry Levinson film of 1999 => LIBERTY HEIGHTS
  Laura's Theme was written for this => TWIN PEAKS
  Richard Bass book about climbing Mt. Everest => SEVEN SUMMITS

Change Is Going to Come
  AKA the Royale with Cheese => QUARTER POUNDER
  Symbol of worthlessness => PLUGGED NICKEL
  Stay close in the ballroom => DANCE ON A DIME

Shut Up!
  It charted for Gary Lewis then Bobby Vinton => SEALED WITH A KISS
  Company that hires only union members => CLOSED SHOP
  When a bid price and ask price are the same => LOCKED MARKET

A Slew of Debuts
  Daffy's debut => PORKY'S DUCK HUNT
  Silver screen debut for Bugs => A WILD HARE
  Tweety's debut => A TALE OF TWO KITTIES

Triple Play
  Pirates old home => THREE RIVERS STADIUM
  Beethoven work => GHOST TRIO
  Phish member => TREY ANASTASIO

Just About
  Its soundtrack includes Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" => ALMOST FAMOUS
  John Cleese as a "Harry Potter" ghost => NEARLY HEADLESS NICK
  Carpenters hit => CLOSE TO YOU

Out of Order
  2005 Jim Jarmusch film => BROKEN FLOWERS
  Ray Charles singing of his cow that went dry => I'M BUSTED
  Brownielocks and the Three Bears, for one => FRACTURED FAIRY TALE

First and Foremost
  1996 best-selling tell-all work => PRIMARY COLORS
  Place for a pirate => BOUNDING MAIN
  Doodyville figure => CHIEF THUNDERTHUD

Family Movies
  John Waters film with a Patty Hearst cameo => SERIAL MOM
  1992 film originally meant to star Bette Midler => SISTER ACT
  1990 Cosby film directed by Sidney Poitier => GHOST DAD

Lingerie Department
  Exclusive chivalry group => ORDER OF THE GARTER
  Animatronic creature with a Grubby pal => TEDDY RUXPIN
  Flip side of "Something So Right" => SLIP SLIDIN' AWAY

Step Lively
  He walks onto the field to Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" => CHIPPER JONES
  Two-wheeled horse-drawn wagon once used in Ireland => JAUNTY CAR
  Vaudeville actress who was the original Alice Kramden => PERT KELTON

Poetic License
  Phrase on Michigan's license plate => GREAT LAKES SPLENDOR
  Phrase on Illinois' license plate => LAND OF LINCOLN
  Phrase on Utah's license plate => GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH

Mr. Clean: Not!
  Won Tonys for "A Thousand Clowns" & "Any Wednesday" => SANDY DENNIS
  On her variety show, she duetted with Jimi Hendrix => DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
  He wrote "Iodine in My Coffee" among many other songs => MUDDY WATERS

Out of Sorts
  Eric Carle kiddy book => THE GROUCHY LADYBUG
  Video game character who gave hits to Donkey and Diddy => CRANKY KONG
  1993 Ann-Margret film => GRUMPY OLD MEN

Hurry Up!
  I Can't Quit You Baby bluesman => OTIS RUSH
  House Judiciary Committee chief counsel during Watergate => SAMUEL DASH
  A Man for All Seasons author => ROBERT BOLT

Military Press
  Unemployment protestors of 1894 => COXEY'S ARMY
  Where Gavin MacLeod played Happy Haines => MCHALE'S NAVY
  Tracks tearers in "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" => STONEMAN'S CAVALRY

Queen of the May
  Mayday! => DISTRESS SIGNAL
  May Day => SPRING FESTIVAL
  Mayday => TAIWANESE ROCK BAND

Circus Critters
  Thumbs up from "Good Housekeeping" => SEAL OF APPROVAL
  Type of forceps => LION-JAW
  Cinnamon-dusted treat at a fair => ELEPHANT EAR

United We Stand
  Dallas episode on which J.R. was shot => A HOUSE DIVIDED
  Popular "Spy" magazine column => SEPARATED AT BIRTH
  Pronto => LICKETY SPLIT

Other Grammy Categories
  Favorite Grammy category of uke lovers: Best... => HAWAIIAN MUSIC ALBUM
  Favorite Grammy category of air guitarists: Best... => METAL PERFORMANCE 
  Favorite Grammy category of engineers: Best... => REMIXER OF THE YEAR

Direction-less
  Defunct flyer => EASTERN AIRLINES
  Cancelled show set in Alaska => NORTHERN EXPOSURE
  It's no longer in the dot-dash biz => WESTERN UNION

A Number of Clooney Films
  1999 Clooney film => THREE KINGS
  2004 Clooney film => OCEAN'S TWELVE
  1996 Clooney film => ONE FINE DAY

I Feel the Earth Move
  Famed photography pioneer => EDWIN LAND
  Wonder hit that was #1 on the R&B charts => HIGHER GROUND
  It chose Martin Van Buren as a presidential candidate => FREE-SOIL PARTY

Best of Breed
  Nixon's Checkers => COCKER SPANIEL
  Dubya's Barney => SCOTTISH TERRIER
  Clinton's Buddy => LABRADOR RETRIEVER

The Biggest Little City
  1999 movie filmed in Reno => MAGNOLIA
  2003 movie filmed in Reno => THE COOLER
  1992 movie filmed in Reno => SISTER ACT

Birds of Prey
  Skateboarder known as "The Birdman" => TONY HAWK
  One with a pretentious interest in the arts => CULTURE VULTURE
  Another name for a dor beetle => BUZZARD CLOCK

Gonna' Take a Miracle
  Original Musiquarium artist => STEVIE WONDER
  Home of the Human Torch => MARVEL COMICS
  Repentance time for Jews   => DAYS OF AWE

A Whole Bunch
  Oscar-nominated actor for "Written on the Wind" => ROBERT STACK
  Edgar Guest poetry collection => HEAP O' LIVIN'
  Likely candidates for vanity publishing => SLUSH PILE

Workshop
  Short that introduced Mickey and Minnie => PLANE CRAZY
  He claimed to be the only one to know Lenin and Reagan => ARMAND HAMMER
  Biggest hit on "Something/Anything?" => I SAW THE LIGHT

Multi-Media Poker
  Full House => BOB SAGET TV SHOW
  Ace high => TOM MIX FILM
  Flush => VIRGINIA WOOLF BOOK

Evasion Tactics
  One rowdy cowtown => DODGE CITY
  It came with early Nintendo consoles => DUCK HUNT
  Possible source of large capital gains => HEDGE FUND

Untamed Melody
  He was the Artful Dodger in the film "Oliver!" => JACK WILD
  Dorian Gray's creator => OSCAR WILDE
  His matchmaker inspired "Hello, Dolly!" => THORNTON WILDER

That's a Wrap
  '50s nuclear fallout advice => DUCK AND COVER
  Diner classic => PIGS IN A BLANKET 
  Feature of a folksy home => WRAP-AROUND PORCH

Glass Act
  Hitchcock film based on "It Had to be Murder" => REAR WINDOW
  Potter prop => GOBLET OF FIRE
  Hip specs => MIRROR AVIATORS

Adieu!
  Short-story collection that includes "Eli, the Fanatic" => GOODBYE, COLUMBUS
  Oscar-winning film of 1993 => FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE
  Tony Curtis gold-digging film => ARRIVEDERCI, BABY

Under a Spell
  Five "Harry Potter" statues => MAGICAL BRETHREN
  1992 film set on the Italian Riviera => ENCHANTED APRIL
  Response to an introduction => CHARMED, I'M SURE

It's Greek to Me!
  Ludlum work published posthumously => THE SIGMA PROTOCOL
  He named Natal on Christmas Day => VASCO DA GAMA
  It typically includes slide guitar and harmonica => DELTA BLUES

Hoss Country
  Large-scale agro-business of the late 19th century => BONANZA FARMS
  Montana's state tree => PONDEROSA PINE
  Lost in Space actress => ANGELA CARTWRIGHT

The Emperor's New Clothes
  BBC program => THE NAKED CHEF
  Most basic facts => BARE BONES
  1980 Maxwell Smart film => THE NUDE BOMB

Way!
  What Jim Thorpe's mother named him => BRIGHT PATH
  Unfaithful actress => DIANE LANE
  What didn't make it to the shredder => PAPER TRAIL

B-B Queue
  It's featured at the end of "Gangs of New York" => BROOKLYN BRIDGE
  Setting for "Dirty Dancing" and "A Walk on the Moon" => BORSCHT BELT
  Deprioritizing locale => BACK BURNER

Lady Godiva
  Lady Godiva's husband: => LEOFRIC III
  She rode naked to protest her husband's: => OPPRESIVE TAXATION
  A tailor who ogled her naked trek became known as: => PEEPING TOM

Desert Storm
  1813 "don't" => GIVE UP THE SHIP
  Phrase at Hell's entrance, says Dante => ABANDON HOPE
  Professional wrestling's 1999 Royal Rumble, e.g. => I QUIT MATCH

Cat Killer
  A Natural Curiosity author => MARGARET DRABBLE
  Curiouser and curiouser speaker => ALICE IN WONDERLAND
  Tagline of 2006's "Curious George" => SHOW ME THE MONKEY

All Aboard!
  Thomas, most famously => TANK ENGINE
  While You Were Sleeping actor => BILL PULLMAN
  Focus of Gertrude Chandler Warner's series => THE BOXCAR CHILDREN

Without a Question
  Allen Iverson's nickname => THE ANSWER
  Beatles for Sale cut => NO REPLY
  Bodily defense reaction => IMMUNE RESPONSE

Lapin It Up
  1978 Billy Crystal bomb => RABBIT TEST
  Ski resort feature => BUNNY SLOPE
  Outdoor game of pursuit => HARE AND HOUNDS

Roman Numerals
  Showtime's answer to "Sex and the City" => THE L WORD
  2006 Natalie Portman film => V FOR VENDETTA
  Marvel Comics series => X-MEN UNLIMITED

GWTW Gals
  Triumph on Ice author => TARA LIPINSKI
  Vanity Fair cover girl of 2006 => SCARLETT JOHANSSON
  She played India Wilkes in "GWTW" => ALICIA RHETT

Green Thumb
  Gene Wilder, in "The Producers" => LEO BLOOM
  Moth attracted to light and sugar => PEACH BLOSSOM
  Solitaire game aka The Bouquet => FLOWER GARDEN

Dental Work
  Niagara River crosser => PEACE BRIDGE
  Artwork stealing film affair => THOMAS CROWN
  Where regular is sold at a premium these days => FILLING STATION

When I Was in Art Class I...
  98 Degrees baritone => DREW LACHEY
  Badlands that look good => PAINTED DESERT
  Material for a lavish banquet centerpiece => SCULPTED ICE

Inclination Station
  Tourist attraction that took two centuries to build => LEANING TOWER OF PISA
  When something unique becomes common, to Malcolm Gladwell => THE TIPPING POINT
  Another name for a teeter-totter => TILTING BOARD

Demonstration
  Show Me State => MISSOURI
  Show Me musical => MY FAIR LADY
  Show me the money movie => JERRY MAGUIRE

Agriculturally Speaking
  John Wayne film set in Key West => REAP THE WILD WIND
  Bellyshirt, for one => CROP TOP
  End of the Christmas holidays => PLOW MONDAY

Chaste Scene
  The pinnacle of the Chrysler Building is clad with this => STAINLESS STEEL
  Weightlifting maneuver => CLEAN AND JERK
  Genuine => SIMON-PURE

Folks in a Hurry
  He played mandolin on "Summer Breeze" => DASH CROFTS
  See, I Told You So author => RUSH LIMBAUGH
  Oscar winner for "Doctor Zhivago" => ROBERT BOLT

Scaredy Cat
  27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is Missing film => THE SUM OF ALL FEARS
  1981 Peter Tosh reggae album => WANTED DREAD AND ALIVE
  Disneyland simulated freefall ride => TOWER OF TERROR

Gone to Cede
  2001 Sarah McLachlan album => SWEET SURRENDER
  Rate of return on a bond, e.g. => YIELD TO MATURITY
  Take one's last breath => GIVE UP THE GHOST

Mooovies
  1980 Scorsese film => RAGING BULL
  1978 Kate Hepburn film => OLLY, OLLY, OXEN FREE
  1996 Dustin Hoffman film => AMERICAN BUFFALO

Think Pink
  Fleer sold it to Tootsie Roll Industries in 2004 => DUBBLE BUBBLE
  April ornamentation in D.C.  => CHERRY BLOSSOMS
  She was a regular on "Veterinarian's Hospital" => MISS PIGGY

Scrub-a-Dub-Dub
  Event sponsored by Chevy in the '50s and '60s => SOAP BOX DERBY
  They hold Charlie Brown's exclamations => SPEECH BUBBLES
  Agitated and anxious => IN A LATHER

Sag Harbor
  Nookie group => LIMP BIZKIT
  Intimidating look => WILTING GAZE
  Cartoon character known as Happy Hound until 1949 => DROOPY DOG

Stop, Thief!
  1968 Truffaut film => STOLEN KISSES
  One of Detective Dupin's cases => THE PURLOINED LETTER
  Expression attributed to Schmeling manager, Joe Jacobs => WE WUZ ROBBED

American Beauty
  They ended with Henry VII becoming king => WARS OF THE ROSES
  Sarah McLachlan hit from her album "Solace" => THE PATH OF THORNS
  Human tongue's 10,000 => TASTE BUDS

Come Clean
  MGM WWII morale-boosting film => THOUSANDS CHEER
  Cause a reversal => TURN THE TIDE
  Brouhaha => FREE-FOR-ALL

Pooch Parade
  It brought Darwin to Tierra Del Fuego => HMS BEAGLE
  Fashion of the 50's => POODLE SKIRT
  Deadlier Than the Male detective => BULLDOG DRUMMOND

Clue Locales
  Famous door-offerer => MONTY HALL
  State of deep absorption => BROWN STUDY
  Sleazy guy in search of a sugar mama => LOUNGE LIZARD

About-Face
  Film in which Ron Silver played Alan Dershowitz => REVERSAL OF FORTUNE
  Wear for the casually shod => FLIP-FLOPS
  An eye-for-an-eye philosophy => TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY

Weekend's Over
  First player ever taken in the baseball draft => RICK MONDAY
  The press called her "Fox's answer to Sandra Dee" => TUESDAY WELD
  12-year-old who always dresses in black => WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

Half the Distance
  Famed Pacific atoll => MIDWAY ISLAND
  Military command hot spot => NERVE CENTER
  Vehicle for La Lohan => MEAN GIRLS

Hew Said It!
  One from Column B, perhaps => CHOP SUEY
  She played Tiffany on "Charlie's Angels" => SHELLEY HACK
  Grievance => AX TO GRIND

Tennis's A-Rod
  Andy Roddick was the 2nd tennis player to host this show => SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
  2003 honor conferred on Roddick by "People" => SEXIEST ATHLETE
  Actress Roddick dated => MANDY MOORE

Scott Riggs Racing Sponsors
  Oily sponsor => VALVOLINE
  Sponsor that is a favorite of handymen => STANLEY TOOLS
  Auto Parts sponsor => BUMPER TO BUMPER

Just the Facts
  Edith Ann's observation => AND THAT'S THE TRUTH
  Song covered by Aaron Neville => TELL IT LIKE IT IS
  Survivor genre => REALITY TV

A Kind of Hush
  Take TR's advice => SPEAK SOFTLY
  Game aka Telephone => WHISPER DOWN THE LANE
  Possible indication of valve damage => HEART MURMUR

Greetings!
  Beetle Bailey spin-off => HI AND LOIS
  He ran for "President of All the Kids" => HOWDY DOODY
  Sounds of Silence start => HELLO DARKNESS

Seasoned Traveler
  Stranded Kansas farm girl => MARY ANN SUMMERS
  Optimistic Alexander Pope phrase => HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
  It won a Pulitzer for Richard Russo => EMPIRE FALLS

Past Tense
  1966 film that spawned a best-selling poster => ONE MILLION YEARS B.C.
  Start to "American Pie" => A LONG LONG TIME AGO
  Classical antiquity => ANCIENT HISTORY

Fe-te Accompli
  Iron Man => CAL RIPKEN, JR.
  Iron Lady => MARGARET THATCHER
  Iron Duke => WELLINGTON'S NICKNAME

Playing Catch
  First "Star Trek" episode => THE MAN TRAP
  Kit part => SNARE DRUM
  Popular playground game => CAPTURE THE FLAG

De Nada
  Billy Preston's flip side of "You Are So Beautiful" => NOTHING FROM NOTHING
  It battled Godzilla in the 6th Godzilla film => MONSTER ZERO
  Storage device => ZIP DRIVE

My Heart Belongs to Daddy
  Ava Elizabeth's daddy => RYAN PHILLIPPE
  Shiloh Nouvel's daddy => BRAD PITT
  Violet Anne's daddy => BEN AFFLECK

Love Me Slender
  Ludacris, in "Hustle and Flow" => SKINNY BLACK
  Highway 61 Revisited cut => BALLAD OF A THIN MAN
  He played poker with Larry Flynt and LBJ => AMARILLO SLIM

Lift-Off
  Rockets center => YAO MING
  Rocket Man singer => ELTON JOHN
  Home of Rocket J. Squirrel => FROSTBITE FALLS

Head-Liners
  2003 Judith Martin book => STAR-SPANGLED MANNERS
  Cause to be submissive => LEAD BY THE NOSE
  Recurring "South Park" character => PRINCIPAL VICTORIA

Filamentary School
  Playground game => THREAD THE NEEDLE
  Brother's need, once => TYPEWRITER RIBBON
  Matthew Modine film based on a David Rabe play => STREAMERS

When?
  Naive => BORN YESTERDAY
  It's known by some as "McPaper" => USA TODAY
  Revolver cut => TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS

Time Without End
  1947 Otto Preminger film that raised eyebrows => FOREVER AMBER
  1982 #1 on the Country charts => ALWAYS ON MY MIND
  Natalie Babbitt book that's a summer reading list staple => TUCK EVERLASTING

Please Come to Boston
  One nickname for Boston => CRADLE OF LIBERTY
  One nickname for Boston => THE CITY ON A HILL
  One nickname for Boston => ATHENS OF AMERICA

We Shawl Overcome
  Hall of Famer on a 2006 postage stamp => MICKEY MANTLE
  2006 Sheri Reynolds multigenerational novel => FIREFLY CLOAK
  The southernmost point of Greenland => CAPE FAREWELL

Ciao for Now
  What scientist call cereal-clumping in a bowl of milk => THE CHEERIO EFFECT
  Song popularized by Duke Ellington => EAST ST. LOUIS TOODLE-OO
  Simpsons episode about Lisa being bullied => BYE BYE NERDIE

Circumnavigation
  Around the World => MARIAH CAREY ALBUM
  Around the world => BASKETBALL GAME
  Around the World => VERNE TITLE START

Subtitles
  There and Back Again => THE HOBBIT
  The Modern Prometheus => FRANKENSTEIN
  What You Will => TWELFTH NIGHT

Armed Forces
  Gene Tunney's nickname => THE FIGHTING MARINE
  Wild at Heart protagonist => SAILOR RIPLEY
  Utah skiing site used during the 2002 Olympics => SOLDIER HOLLOW

Going Up
  Cut from Springsteen's "We Shall Overcome" => JACOB'S LADDER
  Escher used one in his "Ascending and Descending" => PENROSE STAIRWAY
  Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the __" => GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR

We Concur!
  First Japanese car to be produced in the U.S. => HONDA ACCORD
  Indiana site of a utopian community in the early 1800s => NEW HARMONY
  Part of many a website => USER AGREEMENT

Wedding Day Wear
  Yosemite attraction => BRIDALVEIL FALLS
  Source of easy money => GRAVY TRAIN
  Subject of a campus newspaper editorial, perhaps => TOWN AND GOWN

Phrom Philly
  Celeb Buddhist born in Philly in 1949 => RICHARD GERE
  Rapper born in Philly in 1974 => BEANIE SIEGEL
  Singer born in Philly in 1921 => MARIO LANZA

On the Lookout
  Google, e.g. => SEARCH ENGINE
  She played Murray's daughter on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" => HELEN HUNT
  Certain guided missile => SPACE PROBE

According to Confucius
  Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus... => MAKE THEM CRIMES
  Before you embark on a journey of revenge... => DIG TWO GRAVES
  He who will not economize... => WILL HAVE TO AGONIZE

Stamp of Approval
  Longest U.S. span => VERRAZANO-NARROWS BRIDGE
  Largest U.S. land mammal => AMERICAN BISON
  Oldest trees in the U.S. => BRISTLECONE PINES

Lucifer Matches
  Film that takes a shot at fashion magazines => THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
  Soul Coughing song => BUS TO BEELZEBUB
  Church Lady's question => COULD IT BE SATAN

Grand Elusion
  IRS scofflaw => TAX EVADER
  Plumbing piece => DIVERTER VALVE
  It goes with a diamond in L.A. => DODGER DOG

Down-Home Mini
  Li'l Folks was the embryonic version of this strip => PEANUTS
  2001 comedy film that featured Lil' Kim => ZOOLANDER
  Siberian land in "Li'l Abner" => LOWER SLOBBOVIA

Whistle While You Work
  Its theme song was whistled => ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW
  This "My Fair Lady" song incorporates whistling => WOULDNT IT BE LOVERLY
  The music to this '88 Grammy winner was almost all whistling => DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY

In the End
  Wide portion of the Hudson River => TAPPAN ZEE
  Government auto, down under => ZED CAR
  Sci-fi film based on the novel "I Am Legend" => THE OMEGA MAN

Elevations
  First U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security => TOM RIDGE
  Procter and Gamble product introduced in 2001 => CREST WHITESTRIPS
  Phrase following the cock crowing => RISE AND SHINE

Move It!
  Flick, formally => MOTION PICTURE
  Title role for Carl Weathers => ACTION JACKSON
  1941 film noir starring Gene Tierney => THE SHANGHAI GESTURE

Replication Station
  Xerox's ancestor => CARBON COPY
  1984 mystery novel by Jane Smiley => DUPLICATE KEYS
  Investment emulating an already successful investment => CLONE FUND

Nothing But the Best
  They produced Mouse Trap and Hands Down => IDEAL TOY COMPANY
  Pitcher's coup => PERFECT GAME
  Anne Perry Victorian mystery of 1986 => PARAGON WALK

Recipe Roster
  Jamie Oliver cookbook => THE NAKED CHEF
  Bobby Flay cookbook => BOY MEETS GRILL
  Nigella Lawson cookbook => HOW TO EAT

Little Athletes
  Little E => DALE EARNHARDT, JR.
  Little Poison => LLOYD WANER
  Little Miss Poker Face => CHRIS EVERT

Good Morning!
  Buffy's sis => DAWN SUMMERS
  New type of business that is quickly expanding => SUNRISE INDUSTRY
  19th-century NYC street gang => DAYBREAK BOYS

Educators All
  One Frank Morgan role in "Oz" => PROFESSOR MARVEL
  Oliver Goldsmith poem => VILLAGE SCHOOLMASTER
  On of Stine's Goosebumps books => CREATURE TEACHER

Former Capital Idea
  Alabama's capital before Montgomery => TUSCALOOSA
  Nigeria's capital before Abuja => LAGOS
  Turkey's capital before Ankara => CONSTANTINOPLE

Steering You Right
  R&B artist who's part owner of the Cleveland Cavs => USHER RAYMOND
  Part of a Douglas Adams title => GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
  What many companies offer employees => DIRECT DEPOSIT

Shared Nickname
  The Great One => JACKIE GLEASON
  The Great One => WAYNE GRETZKY
  The Great One => DWAYNE JOHNSON

Taking Shape
  John Mayer's first album => ROOM FOR SQUARES
  Nickname for the office of many a high-tech company => CUBE FARM
  Choice sites in November => BALLOT BOXES

Three-Lane Highway
  Lois in 4 Superman flicks => MARGOT KIDDER
  The original TV Lois => NOEL NEILL
  2006's Lois => KATE BOSWORTH

Ahoy, Matey!
  First mate of the "Pequod" => STARBUCK
  Cap'n Crunch's first mate => SEADOG
  Jack Sparrow's former first mate => BARBOSSA

Nosy Parkers
  Most well-connected rapper according to an MIT study => SNOOP DOGG
  Automotive tool that helps force out a dent => INSIDE PRY SPOON
  Striped orchard item => NORTHERN SPY

Mane Event
  Pitcher whose nickname came from his hair color => WHITEY FORD
  Maiden name of an hair-aptly named comic strip character => BLONDIE BOOPADOOP
  One famous "Big Red" => SECRETARIAT

Come to Your Senses
  Supremes sensory hit of 1966 => I HEAR A SYMPHONY
  Sensory lyrics for Louis Armstrong => I SEE TREES OF GREEN
  carole King sensory hit => I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE 

Restaurant Row
  In which Dutch Schultz was iced => CHOPHOUSE MASSACRE
  R-rated Marilyn Chambers film => BIKINI BISTRO
  Chattanooga Choo Choo phrase => DINNER AT THE DINER

Colorful Calendar
  She "comes and goes" => RUBY TUESDAY
  1929 event that devastated many => BLACK THURSDAY
  One of the earliest R&B songs to get on the Billboard charts => BLUE MONDAY

Anything's Possible
  1991 Anne Tyler book => SAINT MAYBE
  2005 film, the first movie musical made in China in over 40 years => PERHAPS LOVE
  Opening to "Something's Coming" ("West Side Story") => COULD BE, WHO KNOWS

O.K. Guys
  O.K. Crackerby star => BURL IVES
  I'm OK, You're OK author => THOMAS HARRIS
  He met his end at the O.K. Corral gunfight  => BILLY CLANTON

Downpour
  Broadway debut for Julia Roberts => THREE DAYS OF RAIN
  1914 Charlie Chaplin film => BETWEEN SHOWERS
  Great black deer, in Irish folklore => OX OF THE DELUGE

She-Critters
  He succeeded President William Tolbert => SAMUEL K. DOE
  Dirt-dishing event => HEN PARTY
  JLo song => JENNY FROM THE BLOCK

Stark Ravine Mad
  Gold-discovery site of 1864 => LAST CHANCE GULCH
  It's also known as Lady's Tears => LILY OF THE VALLEY
  Comic strip character visually based on Gary Cooper => STEVE CANYON

Consecutive Trios
  Embarrassing event during the John Adams presidency => XYZ AFFAIR
  Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, et al. appeared on this show => DEF COMEDY JAM
  Actor nominated for an Oscar in "Pigskin Parade" => STU ERWIN

The Flame Game
  What Daniel Boone was hired to do => BLAZE A TRAIL
  Make haste, in a flivver => BURN RUBBER
  Signal serious intent => FIRE A WARNING SHOT

Hush!
  Phrase of support coined by Richard Nixon => SILENT MAJORITY
  Some cygnets => MUTE SWANS
  Title role for Audie Murphy and Brendan Fraser => THE QUIET AMERICAN

Place Setting
  T.S. Eliot's Prufrock measured out his life with them => COFFEE SPOONS
  Instrument makers' musts => TUNING FORKS
  Canadian tribe => YELLOWKNIVES

Active Sorts
  Columnist born Elda Furry => HEDDA HOPPER
  Trunk item, often => JUMPER CABLES
  Barbie's little sis => SKIPPER ROBERTS

Philosophy 101
  1st Actress offered the role Regan in "The Exorcist"mom said "no" => DANA PLATO
  Second husband of Jacqueline Lee => ARISTOTLE ONASSIS
  1935 film role for Paul Muni => DR. SOCRATES

Bath Time
  Paradise Falls => SOAP OPERA
  What Australians call Rice Krispies => RICE BUBBLES
  Thumps pulpit => TUB-THUMPER

In-Laws
  A brother-in-law of JFK => SARGENT SHRIVER
  Sister-in-law to Shirley Maclaine => ANNETTE BENING
  Former son-in-law of Eddie Fisher => PAUL SIMON

Cosmetic Counter
  Document signed by 41 males => MAYFLOWER COMPACT
  Kidman movie => MOULIN ROUGE
  Consumers buying small items of comfort during a recession => LIPSTICK EFFECT

Under a Spell
  Fairy tale film based on a book by Gail Carson Levine => ELLA ENCHANTED
  Response to an introduction, perhaps => CHARMED I'M SURE
  Album that includes "Blue Jay Way" => MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

Incorrect!
  1889 R.L. Stevenson comic novel => THE WRONG BOX
  Spoof device, perhaps => MISTAKEN IDENTITY
  It may make a program abort => FATAL ERROR

First Light
  Monet painting that inspired an art movement => IMPRESSION SUNRISE
  Cat Stevens song => MORNING HAS BROKEN
  When the cock crows => CRACK OF DAWN

Wendy's Fast Food Phrases
  1970 Wendy's slogan => QUALITY IS OUR RECIPE
  1984 Wendy's slogan => WHERE'S THE BEEF
  2005 Wendy's slogan => IT'S GOOD TO BE SQUARE

I Talk to the Trees
  Marg's "CSI" role => CATHERINE WILLOWS
  Languishes => PINES AWAY
  night on the town => SPRUCES UP

Fraction Action
  Equine originally bred for sprinting => QUARTER HORSE
  Mary I, to Elizabeth I => HALF-SISTER
  It has the same time value as a quaver => EIGHTH NOTE

Sounds Small
  Aunt of Millie and Melody and niece of Mortimer => MINNIE MOUSE
  Song of Hiawatha woman => MINNEHAHA
  Tiny word, often misspelled => MINUSCULE

On an Envelope
  Saturday morning TV show of the '90s hosted by Mario Lopez => NAME YOUR ADVENTURE
  It's delivery lasted only two minutes => GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
  He debuted as Billy Budd in the 1962 film => TERENCE STAMP

Gents' Songs
  One of Sally Bowles' numbers in "Cabaret" => MEIN HERR
  John C. Reilly sang it in the movie of "Chicago" => MISTER CELLOPHANE
  Phantom song => BRAVO, MONSIEUR

Linen Closet
  It involved Nicollette Sheridan and Terrell Owens => TOWELGATE
  Pre-hardened plaster of Paris => SHEET ROCK
  Cocktail party faves => PIGS IN A  BLANKET

Most Looked in Webster's Online (2005)
  Third most looked up word, it means "disdain" => CONTEMPT
  Second most looked up word, it means "political exile" => REFUGEE
  Most looked up word, it means "honesty" => INTEGRITY

Trimming Station
  Cutty Sark, for one => CLIPPER SHIP
  Selection process of sorts => ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
  Where I'm Calling From author => RAYMOND CARVER

Sentry Duty
  1863 battle site in Tennessee => LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN
  To Kill a Mockingbird daughter => SCOUT FINCH
  Those unwilling to learn "new tricks" => OLD GUARD

Hit Parade
  First Woody Woodpecker cartoon => KNOCK, KNOCK
  Grammy category => RAP ALBUM
  Needing adjustment => OUT OF WHACK

NHL Originals
  One of the NHL's original teams => MONTREAL WANDERERS
  One of the NHL's original teams => QUEBEC BULLDOGS
  One of the NHL's original teams => TORONTO ARENAS

There's a Parade in Town
  This balloon debuted at the 1927 Macy's Day Parade => FELIX THE CAT
  He came out of retirement to star in "Easter Parade"  => FRED ASTAIRE
  Don't Rain on My Parade was from this musical => FUNNY GIRL

Furniture Showroom
  It was founded by Osman I => OTTOMAN EMPIRE
  Big Red Machine cog => JOHNNY BENCH
  They reported to Captain Dobey => STARSKY AND HUTCH

Magical Creatures
  Rapunzel, e.g. => FAIRY TALE
  What good deeds might earn you => BROWNIE POINTS
  It likes to hide in woodpecker holes => ELF OWL

Eve of Destruction
  Cherub Rock group => THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
  TV show interruption, perhaps => BREAKING NEWS
  Trying to get guffaws => CRACKING A JOKE

Hair-Styling Tools
  Charmed actress => HOLLY MARIE COMBS
  Hoodlum's collection => BRUSHES WITH THE LAW
  Magician's request => PICK A CARD

Quay Sera Sera
  Former Atlantic City tourist attraction => STEEL PIER
  Spot for wasting time in song => THE DOCK OF THE BAY
  Seaside petty criminal => WHARF RAT

Greek Guys
  Dominant critter => ALPHA MALE
  Character on Disney's "Teamo Supremo" => CHIEF EPSILON
  2006 addition to the Nicktoons Network => KAPPA MIKEY

Hurrah!
  Shirley Ellis tune covered by Aaron Carter => THE CLAPPING SONG
  Musical based on "All About Eve" => APPLAUSE
  MGM film intended as a morale booster during WWII => THOUSANDS CHEER

Time for Fun
  It includes the story "The Catbird Seat" => THE THURBER CARNIVAL
  1933 film nominated for Best Picture => STATE FAIR
  1956 Seuss book => IF I RAN THE CIRCUS

Flower Girls
  Under the Net author => IRIS MURDOCH
  Aunt of April, May, and June => DAISY DUCK
  Song from "The Music Man" => LIDA ROSE

Super Heroes
  Comic about a billionaire turned Robin Hood => GREEN ARROW
  Eel O'Brian after a chemical accident => PLASTIC MAN
  He's also known as the Scarlet Speedster => THE FLASH

Barbershop
  AKA Joltin' Joe => YANKEE CLIPPER
  Heart or star, in the kitchen => COOKIE CUTTER
  Body-shaping exercise wear => WAIST TRIMMER

Nosegay
  TV role for Mayim Bialik => BLOSSOM RUSSO
  Home to Opus => BLOOM COUNTY
  Rodgers and Hammerstein collaboration => FLOWER DRUM SONG

XX Marks the Spot
  Grammy-nominated, Best Actor Oscar winner => JAMIE FOXX
  Former name of the "Sea River Mediterranean" => EXXON VALDEZ
  Its mascot is Soccerroo => PHILADELPHIA KIXX

You Gotta' Have Heart
  Heart of Dixie => ALABAMA
  Heart of Darkness protagonist => CHARLIE MARLOW
  Heart of Gold was his only #1 hit single => NEIL YOUNG

Bye-Bye
  1,400 actresses tried out for the female lead in this film => GONE WITH THE WIND
  Meeting with an almost-former employee => EXIT INTERVIEW
  Memorial monument in Madrid => FOREST OF THE DEPARTED

Protrusions
  Last German offensive on the Western Front => BATTLE OF THE BULGE
  Sign of a chicken? => GOOSE BUMP
  Sealing wax recipient => PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON

Capital Personalities
  She was convicted of treason after WWII => TOKYO ROSE
  Tinkerbell's belle => PARIS HILTON
  Marie Antoinette director => SOFIA COPPOLA

Wall to Wall Questions
  It did not receive its colorful name unitl 1947 => THE GREEN MONSTER
  It's often simply called "The Wall" => VIETNAM MEMORIAL
  It divides New Orleans => RAMPART STREET

The Spice of Life
  SUV made since 2002 => PORSCHE CAYENNE
  Redford performed his own stunts in this great role => WALDO PEPPER
  It was fought during the Mexican-American War => BATTLE OF TABASCO

The Cosmos
  It published the first crossword puzzle => NEW YORK WORLD
  George Clooney got one for "Syriana" => GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD
  Negative-heel footwear => EARTH SHOES

Track Meet
  Elvis's first #1 Billboard single => MYSTERY TRAIN
  Song featured in "Sun Valley Serenade" => CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO
  Grateful Dead Live song => BIG RAILROAD BLUES

Toast Toppers
  Last Kiss band => PEARL JAM
  Inexpensive jewelry item of the '90s => JELLY BRACELET
  Orlando of kiddy lit => THE  MARMALADE CAT

Hush-Hush
  Elizabeth Angela Marguerite, later => QUEEN MUM
  It was first performed in an Austrian church with a guitar => SILENT NIGHT
  Hollywood shout => QUIET ON THE SET

Ho, Ho, Ho
  Santa... => ANITA DERBY
  Santa... => FE TRAIL
  Santa... => BARBARA, CALIFORNIA

Think Pink
  Film directed by Melvin Van Peebles => WATERMELON MAN
  Where 1960's "Ocean's Eleven" was filmed => FLAMINGO HOTEL
  Club music on upbeat topics => BUBBLE GUM RAP

Cook's Tour
  Character who first appeared in "Little White Bird" => PETER PAN
  Difficult situation, slangily => KETTLE OF FISH
  Fleeting pet fad => POT-BELLIED PIG

I Quit!
  First U.S. Vice President to resign => JOHN C. CALHOUN
  Pres. Clinton asked her to resign as Surgeon General => JOCELYN ELDERS
  He resigned as Speaker of the House => NEWT GINGRICH

Rhyme Time
  He studied the expanding universe => EDWIN HUBBLE
  Pebbles' father-in-law => BARNEY RUBBLE
  Tootsie Roll Industries bought it in 2004 => DUBBLE BUBBLE

Eternally Yours 
  Natalie Babbitt book frequently on summer reading lists => TUCK EVERLASTING
  Hit for Elvis and Willie Nelson => ALWAYS ON MY MIND
  It features the villain Two-Face => BATMAN FOREVER

Salute to Isis
  Don Corleone was held here in "The Godfather: Part II" => ELLIS ISLAND
  Reason for buying a Porsche, perhaps => MIDLIFE CRISIS
  The King's first album after his army stint => ELVIS IS BACK

Report Card
  Kate Bosworth's "Beyond the Sea" role => SANDRA DEE
  This rapper also uses the name Gnarls Barkley => CEE-LO GREEN
  2006 Laurence Fishburne film => AKEELAH AND THE BEE

Observation Deck
  Item eschewed by many hippies => WRISTWATCH
  Daytime talk show  => THE VIEW
  On Gold Mountain author => LISA SEE

In the Nursery
  It featured Kathy Bates  and Kim Delaney in 1984 => ALL MY CHILDREN
  Welch Co. creation of 1935 => SUGAR BABIES
  They were originally called "Little People" => CABBAGE PATCH KIDS

Eve of Destruction
  World destroyer => NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
  Cardinal star nicknamed "Country" => ENOS SLAUGHTER
  Movie that generated a buzz, after "The" => TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Out of Sight
  1937 Jane Wyatt film => THE LOST HORIZON
  Descriptive word in the wrong spot => MISPLACED MODIFIER
  Puzzle lover's bane => MISSING PIECE

The Essence of Adolescence
  Wilson's blueprint for lasting peace => FOURTEEN POINTS
  1958 hit for The Crests => SIXTEEN CANDLES
  Warhol's measure of fleeting celebrity => FIFTEEN MINUTES

Bookmaking Biz
  Yardbird who founded Led Zeppelin => JIMMY PAGE
  Like many a Stephen King novel => SPINE-TINGLING
  Japanese spurge, e.g. => GROUND COVER

Making the Grade
  The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead group => CRASH TEST DUMMIES
  Film based on the book "Remembering America" => QUIZ SHOW
  Pat Robertson didn't pass it => BAR EXAM

Measure for Measure
  Strong impulse to travel => ITCHY FEET
  Film featuring Bruce Willis as Jimmy the Tulip => THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
  Creeps => INCHES ALONG

Elation Station
  Wayne Wang film from an Amy Tan novel => THE JOY LUCK CLUB
  Song from "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" => HAPPINESS IS
  High schooler's extra curricular activity => GLEE CLUB

Hammer's Target
  Comedic husband of Julia Louis-Dreyfus => BRAD HALL
  Saddle-storing spot => TACK ROOM
  Do the impossible, slangily => NAIL JELL-O TO A TREE

It's a Hit!
  2002 Adam Sandler film => PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE
  Sure thing => SLAM DUNK
  Create with little care => SLAP TOGETHER

Donkey Time
  He turned into a donkey and was bought by a circus owner => PINOCCHIO
  World leader who had a donkey named Ebenezer => CALVIN COOLIDGE
  The name of Sancho Panza's donkey => DAPPLE

Being Green
  The face of Chanel's fragrance Coco Mademoiselle => KATE MOSS
  Cold, Sassy Tree author => OLIVE ANN BURNS
  Her debut album was "Thankful" => KELLY CLARKSON

Fore!
  Fictional symbol of intolerance => ARCHIE BUNKER
  Kill time => PUTTER AROUND
  Photographer's cry, once => WATCH THE BIRDIE

Lunchbox
  The 50th, before the 19th century => SANDWICH ISLANDS
  Her mom's maiden name is Boopadoop => COOKIE BUMSTEAD
  Well off => IN THE CHIPS

Refusals
  I Want to Be Happy show => NO, NO NANETTE
  With the Beatles cut => NOT A SECOND TIME
  Johnny Mathis hit => THE TWELFTH OF NEVER

Painter's Tools
  Japan's Steel Dragon, e.g. => ROLLER COASTER
  It's sometimes caused by lightning => BRUSH FIRE
  Bond investor's way to reduce interest rate risk => LADDER  STRATEGY

Athletic Olympiad
  Golfer Jack Nicklaus => GOLDEN BEAR
  Outfielder Duke Snider => SILVER FOX
  Pitcher Jose Contreras => TITAN OF BRONZE

Wriggle-letto
  1521 meeting in Germany => DIET OF WORMS
  What King Henry I is said to have died from => A SURFEIT OF EELS
  Popular kiddy board game, across the Pond => SNAKES AND LADDERS

Elementary
  Group that included "Howling Mad" Murdock => THE A-TEAM
  Slumber Party Massacre, e.g. => B-MOVIE
  Moonlight Sonata key => C-SHARP MINOR

No Doubt
  He wrote the Monkees song "I'm a Believer" => NEIL DIAMOND
  Believe It or Not guy => ROBERT RIPLEY
  Reason to Believe singer => ROD STEWART

Popular Marriage Melodies
  First dance song => IT HAD TO BE YOU
  Garter-tossing song => YOU SEXY THING
  Father/daughter song => SUNRISE, SUNSET 

Salute to X-Men
  Michigan => WOLVERINE STATE
  It keeps the heat in => STORM WINDOW
  Wild critter that's left the herd => ROGUE ELEPHANT

Punch Bowl
  Response to foreign influence in China => BOXER REBELLION
  Hillerich & Bradsby's most famous product => LOUISVILLE SLUGGER
  Start of a Sunday breakfast => PANCAKE BATTER

Pleased As Punch
  Elijah Wood voiced Mumble in this 2006 film => HAPPY FEET
  Dave Clark Five hit => GLAD ALL OVER
  The Three Tenors' sang this on their Christmas album => O JOYFUL CHILDREN

See Me...
  N.Y. paper that had Poe as a literary critic => EVENING MIRROR
  Christina Aguilera album from 2000 => MY REFLECTION
  1965 Le Carre spy novel => THE LOOKING GLASS WAR

Stat!
  Book subtitled: "The Dark Side of the All-American Meal" => FAST FOOD NATION
  Aka "two-minute drill" => HURRY UP OFFENSE
  Tutor's hope => QUICK STUDY

Hey Bartender
  Improvised lint remover => SCOTCH TAPE
  It ruled in France from 1589-1793 => BOURBON DYNASTY
  One of Christie's Miss Marple stories => A POCKET FULL OF RYE

Reference Desk
  The most-quoted female in the Oxford English Dictionary => GEORGE ELIOT
  The most-quoted work in the OED => HAMLET
  He researched etymologies from Waggle to Warlock for the OED => J.R.R. TOLKIEN

Table Settings
  Liz Smith's "title" => GRAND DAME OF DISH
  Arctic bird => SPOON-BILLED SANDPIPER
  Kilt feature => KNIFE PLEAT

Say Cheese!
  Cheesy Jack Nicholson film => AS GOUDA AS IT GETS
  Cheesy aphorism: "Where there's a..." => WHEEL THERE'S A WHEY
  Hamlet's cheesy conundrum => TO BRIE OR NOT TO BRIE

So Possessive
  The third act of this play is called "Death" => OUR TOWN
  1964 biopic of Hank Williams => YOUR CHEATIN' HEART
  Collectible toy of the '80s => MY LITTLE PONY

Orange You Glad
  PM known for reforming Britain's police force => ROBERT PEEL
  Film about Vincent Vega among others => PULP FICTION
  Famed fossil field => LA BREA TAR PITS

In the Beginning 
  Third U.S. veep => AARON BURR
  Designer of the TWA terminal at JFK => EERO SAARINEN
  Knee-high creations of Roald Dahl => OOMPA-LOOMPAS

Decision Making
  2005 Academy Awards host => CHRIS ROCK
  It grows orange-red fruit => PAPER MULBERRY
  It's used with the sidestroke => SCISSORS KICK

Center of Attention
  Heat center during the Knicks-Heat rivalry => ALONZO MOURNING
  Kennedy Center Honors recipient in 2006 => DOLLY PARTON
  His mural was removed from Rockefeller Center => DIEGO RIVERA

Is There a D.R. in the House?
  Where Duarte Day is celebrated every January => DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
  He had a comedy album "Hello Dummy!" => DON RICKLES
  Part of a Clue board => DINING ROOM

Fear Not!
  Brecht title character => MOTHER COURAGE
  Phrase heard in many a baseball stadium => HOME OF THE BRAVE
  Royal Navy flagship in "Pirates of the Caribbean" => HMS DAUNTLESS

Portmanteau Words
  Controversial form of redistricting => GERRYMANDERING
  Demopublican's kin => REPUBLICRAT
  This Is Spinal Tap,  for one => MOCKUMENTARY

Lucky 13
  Founder of Georgia, the 13th U.S. colony => JAMES OGLETHORPE
  Her album "13" included "Sweetheart of the Pines" => EMMY LOU HARRIS
  13 was on his jersey throughout his career => WILT CHAMBERLAIN

Torah, Torah, Torah
  Genesis front man => PETER GABRIEL
  Exodus actress => EVA MARIE SAINT
  TV's "Numbers" ("Numb3rs") star => ROB MORROW

Candy Hearts
  Necco candy heart phrase that has been around since 1902 => SWEET TALK
  Candy heart phrase in the 2006 batch => CALL HOME
  Candy heart phrase in the 2005 batch => FIT FOR LOVE

Victoria's Secret
  Million-selling song of 1932 => TEDDY BEARS PICNIC
  Verbal faux pas => SLIP OF THE TONGUE
  Big closet, in Australia => WALK-IN-ROBE

Ivy League
  The Barretts of Wimpole Street star => KATHERINE CORNELL
  Unofficial anthem of the U.S. until 1931 => HAIL COLUMBIA
  Pin-tumbler lock inventor => LINUS YALE

How Far?
  He appeared on a "Bewitched" Thanksgiving episode => MILES STANDISH
  AKA parking enforcement technician => METER MAID
  It occupies a 20-story office block => SCOTLAND YARD

Hot Stuff
  Travolta in "Get Shorty" and "Be Cool" => CHILI PALMER
  Christian times of prayer and fasting => EMBER DAYS
  Someone encountered at a class reunion, perhaps => OLD FLAME

Happy New Year
  New Year's tradition in British Columbia => POLAR BEAR SWIM
  Japanese New Year's tradition => FLYING KITES
  Song played by he Viennese Orchestra on New Year's => BLUE DANUBE WALTZ

Simon Says
  Simon's publishing partner => MAX SCHUSTER
  Simon's reunited partner => ART GARFUNKEL
  Simon's manager => DAVE SEVILLE

End of the Line
  China-based epic that won 9 Oscars => THE LAST EMPEROR
  Popular series of role-playing video games => FINAL FANTASY
  Courtroom presentations => CONCLUDING ARGUMENTS

Body Shop
  Stratocaster, for one => FENDER GUITAR
  Farmer's hope => BUMPER CROP
  Part of the Cascade Range => MOUNT HOOD

It's Greek to Me
  Greek's response after a close call? => PSI OF RELIEF
  Greek remake of a Walter Matthau film? => IOTA BE IN PICTURES
  Merry Greek lyrics? => RHO RHO RHO YOUR BOAT

Blend In
  Oater star who's on the "Sgt. Pepper" cover => TOM MIX
  Restless to the max => STIR CRAZY
  Aid in answering office correspondence => MAIL MERGE

Gomez's Girl
  Morticia on TV's "The Addams Family" => CAROLYN JONES
  Morticia in the "Addam's Family Values" => ANJELICA HUSTON
  Morticia in the "Addam's Family Reunion" => DARYL HANNAH

Ursa-tility
  Nicklaus nickname => THE GOLDEN BEAR
  Novice on the newspaper => CUB REPORTER
  Animal-friendly TV character of the '70s => GRIZZLY ADAMS

Ariel Maneuvers
  Animation's Ariel => THE LITTLE MERMAID
  Poet who wrote "Ariel" => SYLVIA PLATH
  Bard play featuring Ariel => THE TEMPEST

Fast Food Nation
  Wendy's => WHERE'S THE BEEF
  McDonald's => I'M LOVIN IT
  Burger King => HAVE IT YOUR WAY

Cheers!
  1793 Eli Whitney invention => COTTON GIN
  Famed L.A. nightspot => WHISKEY-A-GO-GO
  Noxious yellow weed => SCOTCH BROOM

Last But Not Least
  Superhero power => X-RAY VISION
  Female's lack => Y-CHROMOSOME
  Technique used by facelift doctors => Z-PLASTY

Found: Mound
  Airplane! actor => ROBERT STACK
  Landfill => GARBAGE HEAP
  Large, hammering device => PILE DRIVER

A Punny Wardrobe
  Benedict Arnold's wear? => TURNCOAT
  Cowardly Lion's wear? => YELLOWJACKET
  Wear for Natty Bumppo? => TRAILBLAZER

Joy to the World
  Show inspired by "American Graffiti" => HAPPY DAYS
  19th-century British prime minister => WILLIAM GLADSTONE
  Billy Rose/Ira Gershwin/Harry Warren tune => CHEERFUL LITTLE EARFUL

Inner Sanctum
  Where Brian Epstein discovered the Beatles => CAVERN CLUB
  Weasley family home in the "Harry Potter" books => THE BURROW
  Dark, secluded "Pajama Game" locale => HERNANDO'S HIDEAWAY

Li'l Critters
  Robert James Ritchie, as he's better known => KID ROCK
  Ollie's dolly => FAWN HALL
  He played electric piano for Miles Davis => CHICK COREA

The Butler Did It
  Sebastian Cabot role => GILES FRENCH
  Christopher Hewett role => LYNN BELVEDERE
  Robert Guillaume role => BENSON DUBOIS

Across the Board
  He regularly played Scrabble in the White House => RICHARD NIXON
  John Goodman movie featuring Scrabble => KING RALPH
  Scrabble's inventor used this to decide letter frequencies => NEW YORK TIMES

Blown Away
  Selective group => DRAFT BOARD
  2003 Mockumentary => A MIGHTY WIND
  Garage-house connector => BREEZEWAY

Monster Mash
  DJ who appeared in "American Graffiti" => WOLFMAN JACK
  Tropical plant species with sinister-looking flowers => GENUS DRACULA
  Brooks classic => YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

Oh, My!
  Ivy team => COLUMBIA LIONS
  Ivy team => PRINCETON TIGERS
  Ivy team => BROWN BEARS

Hot Literary Works of 1904
  Twain volume => A DOG'S TALE
  Best-seller from London => THE SEA-WOLF
  Potter piece, after "The" => TALE OF BENJAMIN BUNNY

The Winter Olympics
  Locale of the 1st Winter Olympics => CHAMONIX, FRANCE
  Locale of the last Winter Olympics => SALT LAKE CITY
  Locale of the 2006 Winter Olympics => TURIN, ITALY

Joanne's Man
  Newman's Own pasta topper => SOCKAROONI SAUCE
  Newman's Own dip => SAY CHEESE SALSA
  Newman's Own juice => ORANGE MANGO TANGO

Hey Pal
  Gunpowder Plot leader => GUY FAWKES
  Small pamphlet of old => CHAPBOOK
  Sympathy => FELLOW FEELING

Board Meeting
  Frodo Baggins's portrayer => ELIJAH WOOD
  Outdoorsy outerwear => LUMBER JACKET
  Easily undone knot => TIMBER HITCH

Refusal Bamboozle
  Not Again => NEVERMORE
  No Joe => NO WAY JOSE
  Refusal => NOT ON YOUR LIFE

A Whole Bunch
  American Psycho star => CHRISTIAN BALE
  Birth announcement phrase => BUNDLE OF JOY
  Fibber's output => PACK OF LIES

What's Buzzing?
  Publisher-turned-superhero => THE GREEN HORNET
  Like Scarlett => WASP-WAISTED
  Myla Goldberg book popular with reading groups => BEE SEASON

Super Sunday
  Victor in Super Bowl I => GREEN BAY PACKERS
  Loser in Super Bowl I => KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
  MVP of Super Bowl I => BART STARR

Folks in Days of Yore
  Fraternal group founded in New Haven, CT => KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
  Traffic hit => EMPTY PAGES
  Female do-gooders of yore => LADIES AUXILIARY

Beat It!
  Beat member turned Merry Prankster => NEAL CASSADY
  Plutonian Ode penner => ALLEN GINSBERG
  Beat author born Jean-Louis => JACK KEROUAC

What a Pare!
  Two-time British PM => ROBERT PEEL
  Escape -- just! => CLOSE SHAVE
  Reason to don flippers => SKIN-DIVING

Excavation Station
  Secretary star => JAMES SPADER
  He was "The Best Man" => TAYE DIGGS
  She played wise-cracking manicurist Madge => JAN MINER

Checkmate
  Questions of Travel poet => ELIZABETH BISHOP
  Security stub => PAWN TICKET
  Blustering cheat, to Shakespeare => BULLY-ROOK

Grammys 25 Years Ago
  Song of the Year => WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES
  Best Disco Recording => I WILL SURVIVE
  Best Cast Show Album => SWEENEY TODD

Greek Spelling Bee
  All Too Human author => GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS
  Zorba the Greek author => NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS
  Agamemnon author => AESCHYLUS

Au Naturel
  Leslie Nielsen spoof => THE NAKED GUN
  B-52's anthology => NUDE ON THE MOON
  Sans boxing gloves => BARE-KNUCKLED

3 Out of 7
  Christina Ricci was Katrina in this film => SLEEPY HOLLOW
  1993 Ann-Margret film => GRUMPY OLD MEN
  1991 Michael J. Fox film => DOC HOLLYWOOD

In the Beginning
  Abigail Bartlet, e.g. => FIRST LADY
  Pre-November contest => PRIMARY ELECTION
  Churchill Downs offering, e.g. => MAIDEN RACE

Candy Hearts
  Classic phrase used since 1902 => SWEET TALK
  2003 phrase for Necco's literacy-promotion campaign => CLASS ACT
  Recent addition  => E-MAIL ME

Free Fall
  Home of Apu and Krusty => SPRINGFIELD
  Maxwell Anderson play => WINTERSET
  A.S. Neill's school => SUMMERHILL

Land of Enchantment
  Three-time NBA MVP => MAGIC JOHNSON
  Harry Potter title phrase => SORCERER'S STONE
  Parker-Hart comic strip => THE WIZARD OF ID

Rain Gear
  Cats producer => CAMERON MACINTOSH
  It may cover libel and slander => UMBRELLA POLICY
  Palance comedy => CITY SLICKERS

Gangland
  Gangster who survived four shootings => LEGS DIAMOND
  Scott Baio gangster role => BUGSY MALONE
  Cut from "Mud Slide Slim" => MACHINE GUN KELLY

Bridge Mix
  For Love Alone author => IVANA TRUMP
  Goodness gracious! => I DO DECLARE
  Very bad driver => CRASH TEST DUMMY

Rapid Transit
  Plop plop, fizz fizz fellow => SPEEDY ALKA-SELTZER
  New Mexico marshal of cartoons => QUICK DRAW MCGRAW
  The Hustler protagonist => FAST EDDIE FELSON

Pleasure Principal
  Principal Steven Harper => BOSTON PUBLIC
  Principal  Willis DeWitt => GROWING PAINS
  Principal Seymour Skinner => THE SIMPSONS

The Greatest of  E's
  Peter Fonda in "Ulee's Gold" => BEEKEEPER
  Bubbly quality => EFFERVESCENCE
  Helpless one's plight => DEFENSELESSNESS

Who's There?
  Jules Feiffer play => KNOCK KNOCK
  Arrest record => RAP SHEET
  Recital performer => TAP DANCER

Shipwrecked
  Shipwrecked Harvard grad => THURSTON HOWELL III
  28-year Caribbean shipwreck survivor => ROBINSON CRUSOE
  Cast Away castaway => CHUCK NOLAND