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Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 at 10:14:09am MST 

  1. [09:55] -->|     otay (n=chatzill@81-208-74-187.ip.fastwebnet.it) has joined #oracle
  2. [09:56] <otay>   hello my friends my db host is called: dbserver , my table space iserv , my user id and pass: gabry . How can i connect me on thise DB from my notebook using sql plus?
  3. [10:05] -->|     misty (n=misty@216.117.23.202) has joined #oracle
  4. [10:21] <xzilla> Robinsjostrom: try select * from "hello|table";
  5. [10:22] <xzilla> Robinsjostrom: though i would strongly suggest you rename your table
  6. [10:25] <shan>   hi, i
  7. [10:25] -->|     Mr_You (n=car@cpe-071-076-161-238.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #oracle
  8. [10:28] <rizzo>  otay: you still need to know the SID or service name of that instance
  9. [10:28] <rizzo>  tablespace isn't relevant at all
  10. [10:28] <rizzo>  otay: google around for OracleNet basics
  11. [10:28] <otay>   sid is iserv
  12. [10:29] <rizzo>  then you could connect with EasyConnect (I think that's the name)
  13. [10:29] <rizzo>  or add an entry in your tnsnames.ora file either manually or via one of the two java utilities
  14. [10:29] <otay>   easyconnect? i have downloaded oracle sql plus express client
  15. [10:29] <otay>   i will use this.
  16. [10:30] <rizzo>  then go nuts
  17. [10:30] <rizzo>  I've no experience with express clients
  18. [10:31] <otay>   rizzo: i have experience with a big penis and your mother under my desk. if you need RTFM dont google, just ask me .. i am your mother skilled developer.
  19. [10:31] <rizzo>  http://blogs.ittoolbox.com/oracle/guide/archives/forget-about-tns-connect-to-oracle-using-easy-connect-7295?rss=1
  20. [10:31] <rizzo>  wtf
  21. [10:31] <Xgc>    I don't know if the installation process is any better. A few years ago it lacked any setup for the network related config files (like tnsnames.ora or the libs). Be careful here.
  22. [10:31] -->|     sekhmet (n=pez@ppp-70-226-146-235.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net) has joined #oracle
  23. [10:32] -->|     avaia (n=avaia@yosemite.cellcom.com) has joined #oracle
  24. [10:32] <rizzo>  otay: wtf was that about
  25. [10:32] <otay>   rtfm.
  26. [10:33] <rizzo>  you're telling *ME* to rtfm? you're the one who was asking how to connect to the DB.
  27. [10:33] <Xgc>    Once you set up the instant client properly, it'll be fine. But the config might not be done for you and may not be specified in the docs.
  28. [10:33] <otay>   rizzo: i cant now explain you all the oracle stuff.. please google .. and learn how to logon i guess is : connect user/pass@host
  29. [10:34] <Xgc>    [10:56] <otay> hello my friends my db host is called: dbserver , my table space iserv , my user id and pass: gabry . How can i connect me on thise DB from my notebook using sql plus?
  30. [10:34] <otay>   lol
  31. [10:34] <Xgc>    otay: You're confused. It was you who asked the question.
  32. [10:34] <rizzo>  I'm confused too.
  33. [10:35] <rizzo>  ready to bust out the /ignore
  34. [10:35] <otay>   bust bust..
  35. [10:35] <avaia>  who will thief me?
  36. [10:35] <rizzo>  no I need to log this to show my friends later
  37. [10:35] <rizzo>  otayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  38. [10:36] <otay>   rizzo: italiano del cazzo.
  39. [10:36] <Xgc>    otay: This isn't a very large channel. Yuo don't really want people who normally/willingly help other to ignore you.
  40. [10:36] <Xgc>    s/other/others
  41. [10:36] -->|     misty_ (n=misty@216.117.23.202) has joined #oracle
  42. [10:37] <otay>   Xgc: i dont want.. but if rizzo insult me in query
  43. [10:37] <rizzo>  how's that?
  44. [10:37] <otay>   <rizzo> otayyyyyy i burn your ass. and kill your family
  45. [10:38] <Xgc>    otay: Don't bring that into the channel. That's unnecessary. Feel free to ignore anyone you wish.
  46. [10:38] <otay>   oki
  47. [10:38] <avaia>  ...
  48. [10:38] <otay>   i put now a ignore on rizzo.. and stop
  49. [10:38] <otay>   thanks a lot
  50. [10:38] <rizzo>  lol
  51. [10:39] <rizzo>  someone please show me where I insulted him
  52. [10:39] <rizzo>  my irc client must be hiding it from me
  53. [10:39] <Xgc>    rizzo: He thinks you privately /msg'd him in an insulting way.
  54. [10:39] <rizzo>  I did not
  55. [10:40] <rizzo>  rest assured
  56. [10:40] <Xgc>    and of course that could be entirely fabricated.
  57. [10:40] <Mr_You> its IRC, get over it ;-)
  58. [10:40] <avaia>  don't make me pull this channel over!
  59. [10:40] <Mr_You> haha
  60. [10:40] <otay>   .. i have fabricated nothing
  61. [10:40] <otay>   rizzo is still insult me in query now.
  62. [10:40] <otay>   but i have ignored him.
  63. [10:41] <otay>   so i can read no more him
  64. [10:41] <avaia>  then how do you know?
  65. [10:41] <otay>   some second ago.. i bust the ignore..
  66. [10:41] <otay>   now nothing
  67. [10:41] <rizzo>  I'm still wondering how it is that I insulted/still insult him
  68. [10:41] <otay>   but it is ok.. its irc.. and there are such lamers like rizzo.
  69. [10:41] <avaia>  otay: I did that years ago, good idea.
  70. [10:41] <rizzo>  ha
  71. [10:42] <Xgc>    Hopefully my real Italian cousins will forgive the *.it /ignore.
  72. [10:42] <otay>   razzist.
  73. [10:42] ===      otay <n=chatzill@81-208-74-187.ip.fastwebnet.it> “New Now Know How”
  74. [10:42] ===      otay: member of #oracle
  75. [10:42] ===      otay: attached to irc.freenode.net “http://freenode.net/”
  76. [10:42] ===      otay is identified to services
  77. [10:42] ---      End of WHOIS information for otay.
  78. [10:42] |<--     grove has left brown.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
  79. [10:43] -->|     grove (n=grove@062016244240.customer.alfanett.no) has joined #oracle
  80. [10:43] <Mr_You> versus fake Italian cousins?
  81. [10:44] <Mr_You> ;-)
  82. [10:44] <rizzo>  I'm still wondering if otay said that HE's going to burn my ass and kill my family, or if he meant to suggest that I told HIM that.
  83. [10:44] * Mr_You is in an obnoxious mood.. time for food.
  84. [10:44] <rizzo>  now otay is /msg'ing me
  85. [10:44] <Mr_You> I bet no one in here cares. ;-)
  86. [10:44] <rizzo>  [10:44] <otay> ..you are very bad .
  87. [10:44] <rizzo>  Mr_You: DRAMA
  88. [10:45] <Mr_You> which is rare in here.. hehe
  89. [10:45] <Mr_You> #oracle is becoming mainstream? ;-)
  90. [10:45] <avaia>  Mr_You: I was invited here and I brought my popcorn, I demand satisfaction.
  91. [10:45] <Xgc>    It's usually so nice and calm here.
  92. [10:45] <Mr_You> hehe
  93. [10:46] <avaia>  except for when hali stays too long at the pub
  94. [10:47] <Mr_You> hehe
  95. [10:48] <otay>   and when rizzo will flame
  96. [10:49] |<--     misty has left brown.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
  97. [10:50] <rizzo>  doing a poor job of /ignoring me
  98. [10:52] * rizzo  is doing the Log Buffer the week ending April 6th
  99. [10:52] <rizzo>  beware
  100. [10:55] <otay>   rizzo: i have removed the ignore on you after 10 minuts.. but you are always talking about me.. please stop
  101. [10:56] <rizzo>  you are delusional
  102. [10:56] <otay>   i forgot you to have insult my mother, father, brother and grandmother
  103. [10:56] <otay>   now return to your script kiddie stuff
  104. [10:56] <otay>   and forgot also me.
  105. [10:56] <rizzo>  I have yet to insult *anyone*
  106. [10:57] <otay>   all my family.. but is not important
  107. [10:57] <rizzo>  You have a fascinating way of asking for help. Perhaps try it elsewhere so others may experience it.
  108. [10:57] -->|     duck_tape (n=adi@64.74.221.28) has joined #oracle
  109. [10:57] <rizzo>  otay: exactly how did I insult your family?
  110. [10:57] <otay>   you will i paste you query?
  111. [10:58] <rizzo>  please do.
  112. [10:59] <otay>   <rizzo> excuse me public in channel or i nuke you with my bomber net. NOW.
  113. [10:59] <otay>   <otay> no i will not.
  114. [10:59] <otay>   <rizzo> wtf mother fucker!
  115. [11:00] <otay>   and so on
  116. [11:00] <rizzo>  I'm sorry, are you serious?
  117. [11:00] <otay>   ok you are sorry
  118. [11:00] <otay>   yes i am seriuous when you insult my mother
  119. [11:00] <hali>   otay: i don't think you should stay in this channel
  120. [11:00] <hali>   otay: you are welcome to leave now
  121. [11:00] -->|     MilkmanDan (i=dannyd@cpe-65-185-90-40.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #oracle
  122. [11:01] <otay>   hali: .. its not my fault.. it is rizzo..
  123. [11:01] -->|     superdug_ (n=superdug@24-196-94-222.dhcp.mdsn.wi.charter.com) has joined #oracle
  124. [11:01] <Mr_You> use ignore, get over it.
  125. [11:01] <otay>   but if you dont want me here.. i go out. .. but the one that must go out is only rizzo.
  126. [11:02] <superdug_>      otay: you should use easy connect
  127. [11:02] <Mr_You> he's not bothering the channel.
  128. [11:02] <MilkmanDan>     11:47:22 <rizzo> MilkmanDan did I ever tell you how much you mean to me?
  129. [11:02] <MilkmanDan>     flamer
  130. [11:02] -->|     sargeantd (n=mike@adsl-68-249-7-33.dsl.milwwi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #oracle
  131. [11:02] <superdug_>      otay: when was the last time you did a smegcheck?
  132. [11:02] <otay>   never
  133. [11:03] <superdug_>      what do you mean never?
  134. [11:03] <superdug_>      are you serious?
  135. [11:03] <superdug_>      otay: seriously when was the last time you did a smegcheck?
  136. [11:03] <otay>   superdug today all the persone ask me : are you serious.. but i am not here for joke .. like rizzo
  137. [11:04] <otay>   never
  138. [11:04] <superdug_>      dude you need to do a smegcheck
  139. [11:04] <--|     avaia has left #oracle ("Leaving")
  140. [11:04] <otay>   oki thanks for advice
  141. [11:04] <superdug_>      do you know what a smegcheck even is?
  142. [11:04] <otay>   no, google dont help me
  143. [11:05] <superdug_>      are you next to your oracle server or at least where you can physically have access to it?
  144. [11:05] <otay>   i am in remote
  145. [11:05] <otay>   he is in another room
  146. [11:05] <superdug_>      ohhh geeze
  147. [11:05] <superdug_>      okay ... but you can get into that other room?
  148. [11:05] <otay>   no
  149. [11:05] <superdug_>      ohhh man
  150. [11:06] <otay>   :(
  151. [11:06] <superdug_>      remote smegchecks aren't easy
  152. [11:06] <otay>   in what consist ?
  153. [11:06] <superdug_>      can you at least reboot the box remotely?
  154. [11:06] <otay>   no
  155. [11:06] <otay>   or maibe
  156. [11:06] <otay>   yes
  157. [11:06] <otay>   with vnc
  158. [11:06] <superdug_>      yes you can reboot it?
  159. [11:06] <otay>   yes
  160. [11:06] -->|     snoopy_atw (n=eugenek@86.57.155.189) has joined #oracle
  161. [11:07] <superdug_>      okay good ... a smegcheck is basically a way to clear up all the virtual "dust" in oracel
  162. [11:08] >hali<   you dont have ops in #oracle?
  163. [11:08] <otay>   ah understand
  164. [11:08] <otay>   but superdug_ why i need a smeg check?
  165. [11:08] <superdug_>      otay: first off you need to close all the applications on the remote box ...
  166. [11:08] <superdug_>      you want to use easy connect right?
  167. [11:08] <otay>   superdug_: no :(
  168. [11:08] <superdug_>      you don't want to use easy connect?
  169. [11:08] <otay>   i never want to use easy connect.. was rizzo thise
  170. [11:09] <superdug_>      ohhh what did you want to use?
  171. [11:09] <otay>   i will only know if with oracle express is possible use utl_snmtp ?
  172. [11:09] <hali>   otay: yes oracle XE can use utl_smtp
  173. [11:09] <MilkmanDan>     This is going to turn out badly...
  174. [11:09] <otay>   and how can i logon with oracle express client sql plys on my oracle normal
  175. [11:09] * MilkmanDan     hopes someone logs it.
  176. [11:09] <otay>   hali: thanks
  177. [11:09] <superdug_>      ohh you just want to use sql plus?
  178. [11:09] <otay>   yes
  179. [11:09] <otay>   just this
  180. [11:09] <superdug_>      perfect!
  181. [11:10] <otay>   =) thanks
  182. [11:10] <superdug_>      okay you just need to do a smegcheck on your machine
  183. [11:10] <superdug_>      not the remote machine
  184. [11:10] <otay>   ah
  185. [11:10] <otay>   ok
  186. [11:10] <otay>   but i have googled and smegcheck return me nothing...
  187. [11:10] <superdug_>      you will need to reboot first ... reboot and come back in here
  188. [11:10] <otay>   ok
  189. [11:11] |<--     otay has left brown.freenode.net ("Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0.0.2/2007021917]")
  190. [11:12] <rizzo>  if only we could /ban

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